Game 66 Turn 7 [Archive] - Middle Earth Play-by-Mail

klub

29th January 2003, 06:28 AM

Yes this contest is exciting and one of the more challenging I have been in. I guess we can grudgingly give some credit to our opposition, panty wearing elves, file ridden runts and general garbage humeys though they may be. :p

Khamûl

klub

29th January 2003, 01:30 PM

Have I mentioned before how careless the Freeps are with their leaders? I guess not, but lets just say Amroth is going to miss the boat, shame for the poor fellow.

Khamûl

Player

29th January 2003, 02:16 PM

Ah, but they never shut up - keep finding new suckers to take their places, if the stumped example is the norm.

More poor play in the North West I hear...

Hoarmurath of..er...not sure, really....

Fletch

29th January 2003, 03:16 PM

Poor play in the Northwest??? Hmmm, thats no way to talk to an Eldar Nazgul. Dont think that because I will soon be homeless I have no power. All these artis buys me lotsa friends!!

Ar Murazor

Player

29th January 2003, 03:52 PM

Hey!

Don't go gettin' all high-falutin' on me. I am the First Nazgul refugee, so take your 2nd Place and shove it...HA! Oh right...Khamul...so easy to forget about him. What's he been up to lately? Talking snotty to the Elves still...where did that get him before? Some wraiths never seem to learn.

Hoarmurath Racing Murray for the Last MT in Mordor

Player

29th January 2003, 03:54 PM

And I was referring to the Freeps. I mean, just yesterday we were saying our good-byes to Fletch, great guy, been a slice, yadda yadda, and here he is still playing for another few months... Yip.

Hoarmurath the Musketteer

Fletch

29th January 2003, 04:30 PM

Obviously the Free have too many characters on their hands. They seem to want to go to my pop centers and meet a fate similair to the Rhudaur. Of course, the Rhudaur are much more inbred than the average Anorian so they could have had more of a penchant for slipping and falling on the ice. Webbed feet cant save you if the water is frozen. Wonder how many Free comms will die in the NW this turn??

klub

29th January 2003, 05:13 PM

I am the King of the 'Fugees and Dragons then right? I knew there was more to this translucent existence!

I saw a Rhudaurian once, I think he misunderstood the term 'animal husbandry'.

Khamûl

Fletch

30th January 2003, 02:36 PM

They say everyone in Rhudaur is related, some to the sheep too!

I wish the FP would stop wandering around and come to my cities, sheesh, I need to start a new game already!!<S> Apparently their plan is to make me spend my real life money on turns.....

Murazor

Player

30th January 2003, 02:39 PM

Originally posted by Fletch
They say everyone in Rhudaur is related, some to the sheep too!

I wish the FP would stop wandering around and come to my cities, sheesh, I need to start a new game already!!<S> Apparently their plan is to make me spend my real life money on turns.....

Murazor

Ha! It's a good strategy, as you pay turn by turn usually 2 days late - the longer you're in the less time we have all the information to "coordinate" with!

Brad for Hoarmurath

Fletch

30th January 2003, 02:56 PM

Well maybe if I had some of that Canadian money I could get my turns on time.....ohhh wait, I think I own a copy of Monopoly....<S>

Player

30th January 2003, 03:39 PM

If your version of Monopoly is pre-1963, I hear the money is actually worth MORE than mine...

Hoarmurath, back on the gold standard

Thelor 66

30th January 2003, 04:34 PM

:D I am in now. thing are going to change intead of arguing with each other you can talk against me

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the dwarven clans

Thelor 66

30th January 2003, 04:44 PM

:D Wa, Wa, Hoamurath do you have some visitor for coffee when I told them about your coffee they wanted to taste so they beat me to it! Will see how they will fare after the first sip.

Witchipoo, what happen did Toe cutter had a little trouble at 2405 is name happen to be Thrar and he is not so little:-) you lost a couple of pop center didn't you

Khamul don't get depress your turn is coming.

It must be awfully crowded in Mordor these day isn't it

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans

thelebk

30th January 2003, 06:26 PM

Ahhh Threlor the II... III.. IV...? I probably should have e-mailed Khamul first to see which number you're on. In any case I am glad to see that at least one of the FP has the technical prowess to get on here and respond to our lip. It was getting lonely :P

Urzahil

thelebk

30th January 2003, 06:35 PM

Attention Andrew Shultz:

Since when did you start recruiting lepers into the Cardolani office corps? I will not bother to issue a 650 on Dalmitar, he is doing a fine job of dying on his own!

If you need help replying, just ask the dwarves, but don't have him check your spelling!

BTW: please pass on my regards to your Noldo player. Elrond avoided yet *another* assasination attempt at Amon Hen last turn. He has been quite lucky in that regard, but now that Elrond is in Mordor proper, we will rectify this sitaution shortly.

Urzahil

Fletch

30th January 2003, 06:49 PM

Toe Cutter didnt have any trouble, as his name implies, he goes for the toes. Being a Dwarf, he thought it much beneath his dignity to go for such tiny feet.

At least this turn you guys managed to take pop centers without losing any characters in the process. I am most impressed that you got your acts together!

Ar Murazor

Thelor 66

31st January 2003, 10:18 AM

Hi there Darkies,
This ia a well known fact that wrinting is not the strongest point of Dwarves but we are trying "wery hord", speaking a strange dialect call French does not help ones English.;-P

Urza maybe I miss something here the WK, Drag.Lord, FK, IK and even LR are active but you the only thing we have heard from you is your big mouth no action Have you disbanded all your troops when you saw our armies.

WK save your breath you'll be needing it soon :-)

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwarven Clans

PS: I will pass along your insults to my fellow Freeps i should be join shortly by the Sinda and Cardolan

klub

31st January 2003, 10:55 AM

"Company, I love company" we look forward to the arrival of your goodly allies, these evil blokes get on my nerves with their megoalomaniac plans and evil laughs.

Khamûl

thelebk

31st January 2003, 05:31 PM

Threlor--

OOC *******************************
If your native language is French your English is phenomenal! Spelling comment was a joke-- nothing more. END OOC *****************

Well its true I have not done much this game, except locate most of the critical artifacts (which we now have), steal from Elrond, and shut down the Cardolan capital.

As to armies my pathetic starting forces have occupied the EO forces, which are the most powerful in the game, and forced him to lose large numbers of men and materials. Oh and I blocked the Big Gondor army so that my friends and their pet from Sauron could eliminate them.

In any case don't worry, I'll redouble my efforts to hurt the free, and will still offer just as much mouth as before! :)

Urzahil

thelebk

31st January 2003, 05:35 PM

Attention all ME66'ers:

You are hereby cordially invited to the funeral of the VERY LATE Amroth, braggert extroardinaire. Be sure and bring your own butterflies.

Urzahil

p.s. Darkies do not fertilize the grave please, the silly elfeses think this is a sign of good luck.

Player

1st February 2003, 02:13 AM

The only coffee left in Durthang is of the home grown variety. All the good imported Umbar stuff has been sent away.

Urzahil: Don't bother getting in to a war of words with Quebecois Dwarves - it's like arguing with teenage daughters - even if you're right, they pull out their foreign language, roll their eyes, thrust out their hand and stalk off. Unlike teenage daughters, we get to kill Dwarves - then they shut up.

Hoarmurath, handing over the keys, and gas money, yet one more time...

Raider101

1st February 2003, 08:46 AM

So the servants of Sauron have been found, here you are hiding in a new realm - understandable as your holdings in game 66 seem to be rapidly dwindling! :p

I am Argeleb, ruler of the Arthedain and protector of the free...

It seems that too long the servants have been allowed to vent their filth upon this forum uncontested, no more - we have arrived and now let there be free speech to qwell the lies of Mordor.

It seems you believe that you have gained much at our expense - yet to my eyes you have lost much more. You claim to have all the Artifacts, we shall see.

Hope the Ice King/Witch King/Dragon Lord have found new homes in Mordor - they need them!!!

I shall soon be visiting Mordor myself - the NW holds little challenge for us now, perhaps our Navies should visit the Corsairs - they seemed very eager to meet us earlier, although the silence from that direction since suggests a change of heart.

Look to the West dark lords, the banners wave proudly and the darkness subsides.

Argeleb
Arthedain 66.

Player

1st February 2003, 02:47 PM

Argeleb,

The Irish cousins in the south have impressed, no other Free have fought a campaign worthy of boasts. Indeed, the NorthWest is quite the slapstick affair in our eyes. Security breeds contempt breeds poor play - your neutral ringers haven't acheived 1/3 of what they should have and you yet still have a fight to bring to Murazor. Tsk Tsk.

But no Servant shall fall at the hands of the Free. Enjoy the pinnacle of your early game, we are soon to come into our own.

Hoarmurath the Refugee

Mike Carr

2nd February 2003, 12:57 PM

Yeah! You tell those filthy Nazgul Argeleb.I've heard enough of their foul lies.Makes me sick.

Uvatha

Fletch

3rd February 2003, 10:44 AM

Ha ha! Foolish Mortals! I am far from needing a new home yet. Still with your "superiority" in numbers you have failed to take my holdings! Your commander Sarkar will meet the same fate as those Rhudaur commanders who dared defile my gates with their rabble!

Meanwhile your allies continue to wander aimlessly around the plains of Angmar failing to conquer my people. Also, what of these Dwarves. An army comes from the mountain to gather up the spoils that remain after the humans have had their ways. I see now who is the true lap dog of the elves!

Murazor

Thelor 66

3rd February 2003, 03:36 PM

They say the last thing that dies when a Nazgul is dead is the mouth look at Murzy everybody know is brain has shutt off a couple of turns ago and he is still talking but not for long.

Hoarmurath the only thing I am discontent in this gameis not being able to taste your coffee the brothers will take it all for themselves.

Urza don't worry we Quebecois Dwarves have a very tough skin (after having Canadians roughing us up for a couple of 100 year we are still there and kicking) it's not a few comments that is going to affect us but Your have now become PUBLIC ENNEMY No UNO to all Dwarves in game 66.

BTW. Did you know Brunet is a very good Quebecois name!

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Quebecois Dwarven clans

Player

3rd February 2003, 03:50 PM

13th Generation my friend, my folks were here with Champlain. When did you come over?

thelebk

3rd February 2003, 07:20 PM

Ahhh Argeleb, it is good to see that you have come out of hiding to engage in what you previously termed "a waste of time."
We will shortly neutralize your naval options; when and if you finally defeat Murazor will you please, please, please, spend all the resources you possibly can marching troops from your homeland all the way to Mordor?
If you prefer a more personal conflict name the hex and turn and I will be there.

Urzahil

klub

5th February 2003, 06:32 AM

I almost forgot about Argeleb, is he taken Ji? If not I would like first choice on his ugly mug to add to my Free People leader 'head' collection?

Khamûl

Thelor 66

5th February 2003, 10:33 AM

Brad
My folk owned the boat used by Champlain to come into Quebec
Jacques

thelebk

6th February 2003, 07:23 PM

Wow Threlor that neat n' all-- but we still gonna kill ya n' stuff.

Urzahil

Thelor 66

7th February 2003, 12:21 PM

Urza,
You're unsensitive! threathening me after the nice stuff I was telling the others Free Peopleabout you. Wasn't the gold we sent you enough to inform us of the DS plans. You should lead the DS I know, the Nazguls are getting soft and nice with the Free. You, and only you have the requiered stuff to be the leader of this gang right after Sauron.

As agreed: after you deliver your part of the deal we will leave you be!

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the dwarven clans

thelebk

7th February 2003, 04:24 PM

Thelor--

Hmm I cannot deny the logic of your statements, nor the eloquent description of my fitness to rule (under the one of course). Unfortunately the gold you sent did not arrive. Too many darn Nazgul in the passes I fear. Please send again and I will happily consider your request!

klub

7th February 2003, 05:02 PM

The correct address to send gold and mithril caravans is:

The Palace,
Lug Ghûrzun,
East Mordor.

Khamûl

Player

7th February 2003, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by thelebk
Thelor--
Unfortunately the gold you sent did not arrive.

Well now, that would explain much, wouldn't it ErrZahil? I'll bet it DID arrive. Someone has some 'splainin' to do.

Hoarmurath of.....um....

thelebk

7th February 2003, 08:49 PM

Well Hoarmurth thanks to Khamul's reply I think we know where my bribe money to betray the rest of you ended up.

Thelor-- Please resend the money!

Hoarmuruth-- I think it may be time for Khamul to have an "accident" why don't you get in touch with the guy who did the Adunaphel job for us; he's effective... and expendible... Hey this might stop the poetry too, make it your TOP priority!

Player

8th February 2003, 02:39 AM

Khamul? The Poet? HE wouldn't betray his comrades, would he? OR, is it all part of his diabolical plot, all started when he disbanded his armies in the beginning and handed Dol Guldor off to the Elves....damn, I think we have a problem here....

Hoarmurath of Mordor

Fletch

10th February 2003, 10:31 AM

Hmmm, and notice a Dwarf died soon after the army disbanding too, in an apparent "challenge" at Goblin Gate, which no one can confirm! This smacks of conspiracy loose ends being tied up!

Murazor of (whats left of) Angmar

Thelor 66

10th February 2003, 12:20 PM

Khamul,

I will pick up the Dragon helm/armor as soon as we deliver you a new capital by the name Druthang to you. The brothers should be done with it next turn.

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans