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[Player]

The Free People seem content to march in formation on the plains not too far from home. Not great for the propoganda machine, is it?

Arfanhil

[benmin18]

Well, no idea about up north, but North Gondor seems content to circle the walls around Osgiliath. Perhaps I should just kill them all and move on.

- Hoarmurath

[Harad138]

It's a bit late for me to reply in the original thread, I guess. So I suppose this counts as the Haradical Pirate-Wannabes... er, Harandor Merchant Guild checking in.

Please, feel free to threaten us publicly here or send polite salutations directly to the email address at hotmail.

I guess I'll come up with some unreasonable list of demands for each side to buy Harad loyalty.

(i.e. 147. Elrond must publicly goose Adunaphel with his hockey stick during the next Free/Dark mixer. Preferably while she's trying to throw her last dart.)


Ray

[benmin18]

Dropping you a line now.

- Ben
Ice King

[Player]

Originally posted by Harad138
Please, feel free to threaten us publicly here


I demand you cede the entire north bank to the Peoples Democratic Republic of Greater Rhudaur immediately! Failure to meet these demands will result in Briam having to go down there...you don't want that!

Arfanhil Grandesti Imperator Maximoose

[benmin18]

Oh god, please don't tell me you're going to go on a Saruman-like kick in this game? :)

- Ben
Ice King

[Harad138]

Originally posted by Player
I demand you cede the entire north bank to the Peoples Democratic Republic of Greater Rhudaur immediately! Failure to meet these demands will result in Briam having to go down there...you don't want that!

Arfanhil Grandesti Imperator Maximoose

Ah, sure enough, it's the Rude-aur. Listen, Arf "Mutt" Maximoose, you're sitting between two giant, leaky powder kegs. If you really have to shoot off some flares in my direction, you might want to move a bit, lest ye be blown to tiny bits.

And to everyone else: I own the titles to several Rhudaur towns (I swear!) You just need to go in and evict some squatters. Nice and cheap, too. Easy financing.


Overlord Haruth "Ray"-mam

[Nick]

Originally posted by benmin18
Well, no idea about up north, but North Gondor seems content to circle the walls around Osgiliath. Perhaps I should just kill them all and move on.

- Hoarmurath

Popsicle boy is real fickle, first you were going to come get me now NG. We're jealous now. Nothing worse than a Finduilas scorned.
Hallas

P.S. clean your own damn car.

[Harad138]

Originally posted by Nick
Popsicle boy is real fickle, first you were going to come get me now NG. We're jealous now. Nothing worse than a Finduilas scorned.
Hallas

P.S. clean your own damn car.

Finduilas? Is that SG talking now? I need to exchange a few words with my northern neighbor, before we have a misunderstanding.

[Player]

Originally posted by Harad138
Ah, sure enough, it's the Rude-aur. Listen, Arf "Mutt" Maximoose, you're sitting between two giant, leaky powder kegs. If you really have to shoot off some flares in my direction, you might want to move a bit, lest ye be blown to tiny bits.

And to everyone else: I own the titles to several Rhudaur towns (I swear!) You just need to go in and evict some squatters. Nice and cheap, too. Easy financing.


Overlord Haruth "Ray"-mam

They aren't "squatters", they're standing up quite straight and tall for bowed Hillmen. We don't appreciate the slander. We hold title to our lands, these scratched and char-coaled slabs of bark say so. Nah!

Arfanhil Imperator Maximoose

[benmin18]

Originally posted by Nick
Popsicle boy is real fickle, first you were going to come get me now NG. We're jealous now. Nothing worse than a Finduilas scorned.
Hallas

P.S. clean your own damn car.

I've got to wade through plenty of NG dead soldiers first before I make my way north. But something tells me you'll have your own problems shortly.

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18
[B]I've got to wade through plenty of NG dead soldiers first before I make my way north.
So, after the real Nazgul do the fighting you'll come get me. i didn't realise homorath was so short that he had to wade thru a couple dead bodies.

But something tells me you'll have your own problems shortly.
Thanks for the info. It confirms a hunch we've had for a while. You could just have saved my hide. He won't be to happy if he figures it out , but I won't tell.

- Hallas

[Player]

Originally posted by benmin18
Oh god, please don't tell me you're going to go on a Saruman-like kick in this game? :)

- Ben
Ice King

You mean like, I shall rule AS the One True Lord, the rest are mere FOOLS...that sort of thing? Naw. Only the Harad has worse characters than me in this scenario... ;)

Arfanhil

[Harad138]

Originally posted by Player
You mean like, I shall rule AS the One True Lord, the rest are mere FOOLS...that sort of thing? Naw. Only the Harad has worse characters than me in this scenario... ;)

Arfanhil

Oh, I wouldn't say that. It just seems that way, cause all your chars are grunts and only know how to hit each other with pointed sticks, and mine went to school and got more rounded educations.

Still, your boot camp's better than ours (Cmdrs start at 40s up there, right?), and all we turn out are back-stabbing pencil pushers. Give me time and I'll get them marching in a straight line, eventually.

[benmin18]

Wonderful, now I've got two ego-maniacs to deal with... :) And I've got to work my way up north to kill Hallas as well at some point.

- Ben
Ice King

[Nightsbane]

Hackety-slash-slash, hackety-slash-slash, its time to play pin the knife in the Free..any guesses who will die by me?

[Nick]

Originally posted by Nightsbane
Hackety-slash-slash, hackety-slash-slash, its time to play pin the knife in the Free..any guesses who will die by me?

My guess would be some real weak charactor as most cowardly assasins don't go for the really tough guys.
Hackety-slash-slash don't sound like no cld. ld. to me. Ji is to sophisticated for hack and slash. You must be that cld.l. wannabe Din Din.
hallas

[Nightsbane]

Make you a deal, you dont guard your characters I wont go for the weak ones, no dice? now who is the coward..you'll know who I am soon enough army boy..see you real soon

[Nick]

Originally posted by Nightsbane
Make you a deal, you dont guard your characters I wont go for the weak ones, no dice? now who is the coward..you'll know who I am soon enough army boy..see you real soon

Than it's a deal. I won't guard my guys. You now have free rein to try some ballsy moves. We'll see if you still go for the chumps or step up to the plate and go for the biguns.
Who you are is of no interest to us.

hallas

[benmin18]

This should be interesting...

- Ben
Ice King

[Player]

Um, Mr Ray, Sir...? I think you're right...I best be quiet now...


Arfanhil