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[Fletch]

Yeaaaaahhh baby....WK still kicking in Angmar....are you guys gonna bring it already or what?

Nice of you to leave me be for these last few turns so I could recruit some more troops to take you on with! About time someone took Gundabad....its only been undefended for like 4 turns!!

Murazor the Maniacally Magnificient!

[Player]

I keep finding saps to die "honourable" deaths. Earth to South Gondor... I know, I know, those pathetic emissaries aren't much of a kill, but then, I'm not much of a killer nation, and, frankly, you folks were supposed to be knocking me out, or something? Ah well, keep on it then...

Nice of Lammy to join us here in this stupid little camp, eh? Warn your troops, he's a playful guy, none of this video-game American style warfare from afar (fire and spells) no, Lammy get's down and dirty, tossing and pulling apart while clawing and gnawing. Get the camcorders out.

Hoarmurath of Mordor

[klub]

To Ohtar of the Sinda Elves,

Welcome to Sarn Goriwing where you will receive the famed hospitality of the Dragon Lord. Our coffee is not as good as in Durthang, our beer tastes like Eothraim horse sweat and our women look like trolls (prolly because they are!). But all visitors seem to lose their heart to the place.

Khamûl

[Thelor 66]

Finally,
you guys have been able to mount something that grossely look like a counter offensive. All of this because of the Easties. We can see now that there is somebody with a mind for strategy on your side.

Murzy don't worry we will wash you out of the game but we like to take our time too it is so pleasurable to ear you cry.

Hoamurath sorry but the brothers didn't like you coffee so they trash the place!

Hey Khamul 2809 has been revealed, Mirkwood will be called Greenwood again(Not my choice but we do have a poet on our side too). I might even pay you a visit

Long Rider where did 4013 go :confused: you organised a party at Dilgul, nice of you!

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans

[klub]

The sooner Sarn Goriwing is revealed the better so my pets improve the loyalty of my citizens every turn.

Khamûl

[Mike Carr]

Attn: Eothraim and other Elf Kissers
The filthy hovels of Burh Waldmarh are now officially condemned by the Mordor Dept. of Public Works. All tresspassers will be knifed on sight. Thank you for your cooperation.

Uvatha

[Mike Carr]

Dear Stunted One:
Yes, you have kept the worthless Northmen in the game for a few more turns,good for you(I guess).I'm glad to see him finally come out and defend himself, I'll just have to go back and burn Dilgul to the ground this time.

Uvatha

[Player]

Where's your ambitious and arrogant Elphen pal? Little stumpy all alone...po po stumpie.

Hoarmurath the Fair

[thelebk]

Threlor--

I was disappointed to read that only now do you think I have become offensive. I have tried my best to be offensive in every way; if I am doing something you approve of let me know, and I will stop it immediately!
From hence forth all baths and showers in Mordor (save blood baths) are hereby banned!


Urzahil, The Offensive

[Player]

Why then, my people are amongst the "cleanest" according to the new standards! But I wouldn't count on it making the weekly magazine - anything I lead in, Murazor comes around with his Veto to squelch on me.

Hoarmurath the Bloody

[Fletch]

VEto VEto VEto


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahaahaah

You cant stop me

VEto VEto VEto

Murazor

[thelebk]

Hope Everyone had a happy holiday!

Freepees hurry up and kill Murazor, I'm getting sick of being vetoed!

Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

What was there a holyday that I miss !?

I am veryhappy that Murrazor is getting on your nerves because he is not getting on ours. Why don't you do the job yourself I am sure Sauron would like that from is second in command

[thelebk]

Well, we thought Murazor would get the hint when we did not invite him to the holiday, and go quietly away... but I guess not.... In fact he now seems more determined than ever to be a thorn in everyone's side. <g>
I may have to send Mr. Pound-Sand over to have a private accident, I mean chat, with him...

Urzahil

[Fletch]

Why do you think they put the "second in command" in Mirkwood. Its certainly not a love thing!!

Murazor the Ever Scheming

[klub]

The Mirkwood location was a promotion, who ever said I needed to be away from the other eight because of antisocial behaviour?

That rumor had no foundation and all proof was eliminated!

Khamûl

[Fletch]

Promotion from the Barad Dur Sewer Control Department maybe.....

[Player]

The enemy may recall a certain Dragon Lord army that "disappeared" very early in the game... The commander of that force knew something... Be very careful around here...

[thelebk]

Wait whose 'knockin the Barad-Dur Sewer Patrol? Where do you think Khamul learned his *stealth*, not to mention his chemical warfare techniques!

BTW 17 posts and 173 Views? PEOPLE STOP LURKIN' AND START POSTIN! :)


Urzahil

[Fletch]

It must be our awesome rapier style whit that keeps em coming back!

[benmin18]

Blah... no, just your random drivel. Good thing I'm not involved in this game. :)

- Ben

[Player]

Bah! Good thing for Decepticon maybe. Go ahead, pick up one of their soon dropped Phreipie nations and meet the same fate as Thrandull and Plain II...we dare y'a!

Hoarmurath the Peer

[Mike Carr]

One Holier Than Thou post from ArgleBargle last turn and some babbling from Stumpie.Where have all the FP gone?
You guys are no fun.

Uvatha

[thelebk]

Isn't that a song? "Where have all the FP gone?"

Of course the missing FP are by DESIGN. Unfortunately our design will not make Threlor go missing for at least a few more turns. Shame really.

Urzahil

[klub]

It could be a poem? Perhaps I could be allowed to experiment with just one more time? I know I am banned but just this once pleeeeease?

Khamûl

[Thelor 66]

You know I will always be there for you Urzi

Khamul
I would be delighted to hear one of your inpired poems liberate your mind, let your inspiration free. Don't worry about those ignorant barbaric freeks will say. You are a poet go for it

Thelor 66

[Player]

Ahhh. I see Angulion's done another outstanding job with Thelor's medication. What a nice, sweet, compassionate Freep. All the better to stake them to their horses necks when they're saying "Oh no, it's my fault...you're welcome to sneak back here anytime.." and offering snacks.

Hoarmurath the Hungry

[thelebk]

*looks pained* Well Khamul I guess I could let you make JUST ONE more poem. I think we have some FP e-mail addy's floating around; my requirment is that you send it ONLY to them. On second thought even I am not that cruel... *yet*

Great now I got dwarf love, I must really be desperate for a date. BTW Threlor I am still miffed at you for working with Khamul to betray the rest of us instead of me! :P

Urzahil

[Player]

Elatar silly cad. Does that extra touch of "honor" feel good as you rot in the battlefield? Should have challenged Lamthanc, would have smelt better for the bards...oh right, WE'LL be writing the folksongs after this one...

[Fletch]

Hey, I made some gains in Angmar this turn!!

Why do you guys let the Arthi do all the work, yikes, you let him take Gram and now he's trying for Carn Dum? Jeez, Cardi Rhu and the stumpies should really spend some time coordinating!!

Ar Murazor

[thelebk]

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*** Translation***

Icey one, enclosed find the remainder of the payment I promised you. Frankly I thought Khamul would be more difficult to dispose of. All Nazghul will now advance in his place, and we are one step closer to realising our ultimate plan....


Urzahil

[Player]

Khamul was a FOOL! Celedhring had gotten to him with all that dancing and poetry crap. Good riddance.

Hoarmurath the Homeless

[klub]

So the Dark Servant and Free people conspiracy to remove Khamul from Middle Earth finally worked. He was a mouthy bugger anyhow!

Free People of Mirkwood come to the wonderful newly opened mountain resort of Sarn Goriwing, the only downside is Throkmaw and my orc hordes are very hungry.

Hoarmurath you will be homeless, jobless and slapped about if I have to come down there after you

:p

Celedhring - newly appointed Dragon Lord

[Player]

ARGH!!!! Murazor dallies in the poppy fields allowing Angulion to run the show and now we rid the world of the poet fool Khamul only to have Celedhring take over for the 2nd? Man, this isn't my Age...

Hoarmurath the Unrecognized

[Thelor 66]

Dragon Lord I am sorry you Khamul didn't have thew time to post his poetry masterpiece before his death :-) You can expect some visit shortly in your newly open town in Mirkwood.

Is there a party at 2711 I am very upset I didn't get invited.

Your new recruit impresses me Good Work in the North Lacy doesn't go all to well in the South tough :-)

Thelor 66
:p

[klub]

Throckmaw is looking forward to your arrival on Sarn Goriwing Mr Thelor. Don't you just hate cleaning up after a huge Dragon when he's eaten hundreds of Dwarves?
:cool:
Celedhring

[thelebk]

"The plain clad servant handed Urzahil a small non-descript piece of paper. No one suspected that he was actually Mordor's master of spies, but Urzahil growled at him as he would any low-life to maintain the ruse. The folds in the note informed him that it had come in by pigeon, and with great haste. Opening it with care, he caught the simple text *** Khamul Dead as planned, Celedhring assumed his mantle quicker than expected-- now matters are worse. *** Cursing under his breath, he threw the note into the fire as a nearby orc with only 35 health suddenly fell to the ground. Urzahil was dour, yet thoughtful as he pondered. Months to plan and moments to unravel, his schemes in Mirkwood were faltering. He could not use that dupe Threlor again, even a dwarf would realize he had been betrayed by now. Further he had burnt his bridge with Saerol in Operation Adunaphel. Urzahil clenched his fist. He knew he was the most fit to rule Middle Earth, but his plans for advancement were on hold until he could find another unwitting FP to conspire with against his own kind, and then double cross. Had Gondor revealed his duplicity to the Dwarves? Likely... Word would travel fast among the Free Peoples. Who among them would be fool enough to consire with him now after it was known that he had betrayed his last two partners?
Suddenly a smile came to Urzahil's face. A very big smile, a very DARK smile, in fact a downright frightening smile-- he was not called the Mouth for nothing. Snapping his fingers he waited as one of his court advisors cautiously entered the room. Still smiling Urzahil asked: Who replaced that idiot Amroth?"

Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

Thelor was sitting on a rock near the roaring fire he has built " That has been quite a fight those Easties are good fighters, too bad they sided with the force of evil."

Suddenly a crow landed on at his feet "Salutation Thelor, Urzahil sent me to tell you he good news, your plan worked Telumentar was able to challenge and kill Khamul. He expect his reward soon." Saying that the crow flew back in the dark.

Thelor took another gulp of ale and said to himself " I will now have to pay him he is greedier than a dwarf but he should not expect any gold from me until the secong part of the deal is realized"

Now where do I have to go I have to join with one of my incoming armies to go south to help the Gondors or East fighting the Easties...

On that he fell asleep putting back the decision till morning

That concluded the 9th episode of "Days of our life in Middle Earth" stay tuned for the next episode titled "The fall of Morrannon"

Thelor 66

[Player]

Backstabbing Darkies plotting with Elves while they owe the Dwarves yet another debt....I'm getting the feeling it might just be Starting to get hot around here...

Ice King Melting

[Mike Carr]

Just remember Threlor, not everyone who closes their eyes wakes up.

Uvatha

[thelebk]

**** WARNING FREEPEES ***


I had a hard day at the office today and I intend to take it out on you in my next set of orders!


Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

:rolleyes:
So what Urzi another one of your little tantrum.
Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwaven clans

[Fletch]

Turn coming due soon....once again I will ask....

WHERE ARE ALL THE CORPSES!!!

Woo hooo!

There is gonna be some craziness this turn in the NW, I cant wait!!

[thelebk]

Threlor--

You may laugh now but I am writing my orders even as we speak! Muahahahah!


Urzahil

[Raider101]

:cool: :cool: :cool:
Well it seems that the mighty Witch King has just about breathed his last in the North West....

....seems you just can't get good agents nowadays!


Argeleb Lord of the Arthedain.

[thelebk]

Argeleb? Who's that? Sure this is not some funny dwarven spelling of Threlor? Nah... must be a poser.

Urzahil

[Fletch]

Pah! The Witch King is well and alive, I'll have you know. Its about time someone actually rolled into Carn Dum up there. Three turns too late, if you ask me.

Murazor - the eternal!

[thelebk]

Ahmm man I had hoped he was dead. Guess we will just have to wait a couple turns before we pick over the corspe *smiles evily" Sooooon Sooooon...

Salivating,

Urzahil

[Player]

I want Angulion...gonna beat that fool senseless, give him a sip of water, repeat. Damn the Gondor's, Angulion and his damn whistle are gonna pay for my suffering...

Hoarmurath the Spiteful

[Thelor 66]

:(
I am sorry we did not kill Murazor earlier but we had a deal to go for Khamul first, then Murazor, than Ji Indur(How are you Dave?)
Right boss? That is not a good idea boss to tell the other who you are by salivating over his death!

Thelor 66
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans

Boss! we need a more rescent update of the DS plans you know where to send it

[Player]

Originally posted by Thelor 66
Boss! we need a more rescent update of the DS plans you know where to send it

Now, some quick lad tell me where their double crossing will fall apart?

Hoarmurath the Riddler

[thelebk]

Threlor--

If you can get Ji Indur please do. After he typoed two assasination orders I tried to take him out myself but the bastard slipped away! What he lackes in sense he apparently makes up in foot speed. I am gettign tired of chasing him around.
As to the latest DS plan, pull out your map. See those little blue pop centers? Expect them to be red soon.

Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

:(
Suddenly they all became silent...

Mister Sauron,
Can the Nazgul come out and play:D
Thelor 66

[Griffy]

Thelor---

Your time will come little one. Ji Indur has been patient so far, but not for long. Time for the assasinations to commence :-)