G235 turn 19

[RKFloyd]

As Ben would say, "Very interesting."


Welcome to the Pink City, Saruman!


Russ / Cors

[Player]

Saruman? I'm nowhere near this Pink City...eh? Get your intel right.

And, while you're at it, please explain to the Khand how you once had Emily in your prisons but, er, "allowed" her to escape. I'm sure he'll be forgiving.

Saruman the One

[RKFloyd]

Wherever you are, I can't believe your capital is still just a Major Town. Ha ha!

Sangarunya the One-Half

[Fletch]

Khand? Ohh, you must mean that nation we are about to take apart!

[benmin18]

Well, the Cloud Lord, Dragon Lord, Khand, Sinda, and South Gondor all took a beating, that's for sure.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Fierein]

And for once I didn't take a beating

Yey! :)

North Gondor

[Player]

Originally posted by RKFloyd
Wherever you are, I can't believe your capital is still just a Major Town. Ha ha!

Sangarunya the One-Half

Bah! I haven't been there in ages, I'm surprised it hasn't degraded into a village of chaos.

Saruman the Homesick

[RKFloyd]

<<And for once I didn't take a beating
Yey!
North Gondor>>

If you're extra nice to Saruman, maybe he will give you your capital back! :)


Russ / Cors

[lionatus]

Why Have the Seafarers got Minas Tirith? an its still pink. Thought all the seagulls would have repainted black n white in their inimical style ;-)

[Player]

Originally posted by RKFloyd
<<And for once I didn't take a beating
Yey!
North Gondor>>

If you're extra nice to Saruman, maybe he will give you your capital back! :)


Russ / Cors

Gondor? Bah. I'm here to take over the world, last I heard, they're in my way as well as you, FOOL of a Sungarunga.

Saruman the Bold

[benmin18]

All beatings will continue until morale improves...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Does that mean Bill and Co have to stop picking on the Khand, 'cause they're feeling QUITE happy lately..

[benmin18]

Well, I shoulda have been more specific. All beatings on the Dark Servants will continue until Free People morale improves. I've been feeling a bit depressed lately...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[lionatus]

And so speaks Obi Ben Kenobi......................

[RKFloyd]

Nice nickname for Ben . . . but I miss when he was playing the Cloud Lord and I got to call him "Ben-Ji" !!

Woof woof!

[Fletch]

Ben-Ji....we used to call him "He who cannot perform agent orders worth a damn!" Seems he has gotten over that a bit now.....good for me, not good for you!

Khand will pay in blood for every good Dwarf who has died there. We shall take your lands, make your women grow even longer beards and plunder your resources.

[Player]

Don't get so excited Stumpie. If my only useful underlings keep this up, there won't be anyone in Khand to cower at your feet...

Saruman, rampaging far from "home"

[benmin18]

Once again, I've learned from my mistakes. Bulrakur, Krusnak, Kruxtog, some QA schmuck, Celedhring, Shoglic, Dryver, Gedron, some Corsair schmuck, and the list goes on.

I figure I'll add to my total a bit more this coming turn.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Fletch]

Your love of the Hobbit's leaf has made your mind weak, Saruman. Besides, you wont live forever.

Who's gonna run your empire when your gone? Ferny?? Hah!!!

[Player]

Who's gonna kill me? Sungarunga? Please. Ferny is a FOOL, but less of a FOOL than those planning for a day without the One to guide all.

Saruman Grand Master

[benmin18]

Oh jeez, not this crap again... Stick a sock in it, Saruman. If it weren't for us elves, you wouldn't know a damn thing about magic.

- Lindal, Keeper of Shadows

[Player]

Ooooh Lindal.... I'll stick a sock in You FOOL! Maybe I'll sell tickets to that one, eh? I know the Duns would fill the house...

Saruman the Showman

[lionatus]

Yes if only to swipe the baccy that you nicked from the Shire you overbearin wizardy type person. Guess the tall pinty hats to hide the fact that the Dwarves are taller than you are....

Besides if you do get it the neck and fall we can reclaim the C4 we've 4gotten to remove from your citadel walls.

[lionatus]

Never let Saruman ration the tropps' tobacco leaf ration. The withdrawal mean an icrease in fighting ability until the troops learn the enemy have had theirs taken too.

Aonghas took a puff on his pipe and commented, why has the left flank wheeled back this way....... he was soon last seen heading for cover of the hills closely supported(harassed) by his own cavalry to shouts of the damn patches dont work.......

[benmin18]

Bah, Duns and Wizard are no match for the powers of the Elves. We rock all Middle Earth! Just look at the dead bodies we leave behind in our wake!

- Lindal, Lord of Death

[RKFloyd]

So people CAN die laughing?!?!

[benmin18]

Actually, all the laughing you hear is from our end as we watch Elves give the Cloud Lord assassination lessons.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

The only reasons your agents are doing well is because you outmaneuvered the DS in the arty hunt, carefully and patiently trained up your agents, and you pick targets with great skill and cunning wisdom fit for a veteran with barely any reliance on luck. So what are you bragging about?! Geez, give it a rest.

[benmin18]

Actually I pick the names out of a hat and use a dartboard map to pick where I go. :)

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Macman]

Perhaps we should start naming our characters "Elrund" and "Galedriel"... make the name draw a little trickier no?

Macman

[benmin18]

Well, let's just wait 'til tomorrow and see the results, for better or worse. Well, hopefully better for us and worse for you guys.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Originally posted by Macman
Perhaps we should start naming our characters "Elrund" and "Galedriel"... make the name draw a little trickier no?

Macman

Please No! I have Ugluk send in my orders now, he uses little figurines and pictures to sort them out. Elrund would definitely throw him off completely, and as I have done absolutely nothing so far this game, filling out my own orders is not something I look forward too.

Saruman the Slacker