138 turn 5

[Player]

Well, boring is to the eye of the beholder, I suppose... Witch King certainly fled this side right quick. How goes the rest of Middle Earth? Another Death Poem?

Arfanhil

[Harad138]

Still sitting on the fence? Yeah, it looks like you've mowed the lawn on one side, but have you really chosen a side yet? C'mon, you talk a good game, but a real man would'a sided with the underdog there, or at least joined the gang that did the beatin'.

And yes, I'm sitting on the fence, but I've got a great view of the ballgame here. And I'm not beating up on poor, helpless Nazguls.

Speaking of which, I wonder if I should send in some "U.N. Observers" to monitor the wargames in the pass. Then I can play journalist.


Ray

[Nightsbane]

Waulfa is dead!! Alas!! Alack!!
found stiff and cold, with a knife in the back

Celdrahil damnit woulda been dead
pity the bugger was captured instead ;)

[Player]

Originally posted by Harad138
Still sitting on the fence? Yeah, it looks like you've mowed the lawn on one side, but have you really chosen a side yet

The Free Peoples have so far avoided contact with me as much as possible. Knowing my irrational mind, short temper, and boundless pride, that's likely a good idea for them. I have acheived my aim: Peace for the Hillpeople and Dunedain in Rhudaur and Angmar. But what about my Ultimate Goals...?

Arfanhil the One Supreme Commander
Peoples Democratic Republic of Middle Earth

[benmin18]

Well, journalists are certainly welcome in the Ithil Pass. You can cover more of our Lord Sauron's victories.

As for the North, well, we'll leave that to the fools in the hills.

- Hoarmurath, Minion of Sauron

[Harad138]

Nah. Were Harad journalists to traipse through the pass, both sides would probably stop shooting at each other and send all the arrows my way.

"Friend or foe?"

"Press!"

"Fire!"

[Er Murazor]

Originally posted by Player
The Free Peoples have so far avoided contact with me as much as possible. Knowing my irrational mind, short temper, and boundless pride, that's likely a good idea for them. I have acheived my aim: Peace for the Hillpeople and Dunedain in Rhudaur and Angmar. But what about my Ultimate Goals...?

Arfanhil the One Supreme Commander
Peoples Democratic Republic of Middle Earth

The frees will just smash you without any problem if you make anything they don't like, in fact you have destroyed the only option you had to remain neutral .... no choice now, or you join the frees or your friend Hallas will kick quickly from the North.

[Nick]

hallas like hillmen, hate snobby fancy-talking nazghoul.
Me leave hillman in peace, me hunt the great big eyeball fello. Me must see him. Is he in circus right now. Me hear plenty fireworks going on in mordor. Must be a circus,must go there.
Hallas

[Player]

Originally posted by Er Murazor
The frees will just smash you without any problem if you make anything they don't like

Really? Common practice to have huge standing armies in Arnor with the North West completely clear? I wonder if they expect me to raise taxes to pay for that....not so much...

Arfanhil, Amused at the Short Sighted

[Harad138]

Three rings for the circus that is our courts
Seven laws for the judges that hear the torts
Nine decide mortal men doomed to die
In the land of America, where lawyers lie
One rule to charge them, one rule to blind them
One rule to bring them all and on TV bind them
In the land of America, where lawyers lie