235 Snowed In

[Player]

Okay, Macman and I have an excuse, what about the rest of you...? FOOLS!

Damn Murray. Good timing though...a couple more turns and those guys would have had some curse arties instead of the silly toy you got. Anyone ever seen Durbuhuk curse before? I was going to be so proud...

Saruman the Mentor

[whip]

Hey, i finally got in. FK here.

So, what's all the fuss in the Ithil Pass? Hasn't been anything going on there for about 10 turns.

Elves,Wizards, and Bears. Oh my! :eek:

[benmin18]

*Shrug* You cowards dropped the bridge first, or else we'd be partying on Ungol right now. Instead you guys decided to go the sneaky route and ambush us. How very Dark Servant of you, not able to take a stand up fight. But that's ok, we're still bringing the fight to you in, just in other ways.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Fletch]

I love the smell of burning camel dung in the morning.....smells like.....dead Khand!

Thorin, as he watched Khand Amu burn.

Ohh yeah, and please stop cursing me, not only is it rude, but seems totally ineffective as this is the second time you have failed to kill the target....

[Player]

I wonder if Khand was expecting me to get bored and move off...poor Khand - 6 in 2 turns and a few more to go.

Saruman the Patient

[benmin18]

I imagine I can join you for some fun in the desert sun, eh? Things are getting boring in Mordor. You boys better keep those gold shipments coming because I think you're running a bit low.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Well, Ben, we quickly realized the error in dropping the bridge. We tried to make peace by rebuilding it. Then what did you guys do? Dropped it again! Probably good thing for you guys. With Gondor slow slipping into my clutches, you wouldn't stand a chance with a bridge up. You may have taken the Pink City back, but a town and Major Town is fair trade. What else will Gondor yield?

Russangarunya
Bashar of the Umbar-Gondor Unification Front (UGUF)

[RKFloyd]

By the way . . when will you tire of stealing 160 or so gold from me every turn? It's really not bothering me, you know.

Russussangangrunyaya
U.G.U.F.

[benmin18]

Perhaps I'll just have to send my merry band of Elves your way. Too bad you won't see me coming if I'm already there. And it wasn't stealing I had in mind...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Merry band of Elves...BAH! You'll see ME coming, hear and smell me too (before you go off on those tangents...), but there ain't nothin' y'all can do 'bout it. Let the Elves tippy-toe around like the faeries they are..

Saruman the Manly

[starkhorn]

Yes sorry about poor Dûrbuhûk....it was more by accident than design that we get ourselves into a small melee.

The real target of our anger was directed at Brunet.....a creature with such a name could not be allowed to live!!:D :D :D

Cheers
Brendan McGoldrick
Murray - G235

[Player]

At first I was surprise at the choice, but then I realized the problem...NOW it's Personal..!!!!!

Saruman Brunet, Canadian Wizard

[benmin18]

Oh God, a Canadian wizard... Does this mean all the spells are now at 60% effectiveness?

- Ben
American Silvan Elf

[Player]

American Silvan, BAH! You silly prancing FOOL! But I'll be big about it, go ahead, make your snooty comments, in fact, I'm such a gentleman, come on over here and have a glass of beer with me..go ahead, have another.....oh, what's that? The room look better from under the table? Yes yes, I'm a very powerful wizard to make it all spin like that...what were you saying?

Saruman, Doing More with Less

[RKFloyd]

I just bought a Canadian lawn mower. It better work good, or I'll blame the Wizard.

Sangarunya
Owner of a Fine Green Lawn (yes, it's grass cutting weather here . . . 60 degrees! ha ha!!!)

[benmin18]

Bah, Carolina sucks too...

- Ben
Northern Silvan Elf

[RKFloyd]

Couldn't agree more, but the weather IS nice! How about yours?

[Fletch]

Cold and crappy!! Just the way I like it by gum. You think a little snow is going to keep us Dwarves at bay???

[Player]

Weather schmeather. Our Carolina Corsair is going to find out just how cold and harsh the world can be... Enjoy your nicely groomed lawns now, not sure if the ashes and bones will fertilize them as well as you'd like later. But then, you won't be around to obsess about such pathetic aspects of your spiritless existence then, will you? Bah! Empty husk of a soulless FOOL!

Saruman Living Large

[benmin18]

Are all Canadians full of this much hot air??? My God, would some kindly Nazgul please kill Saruman already? Oh wait, a bunch of you guys are already DEAD, courtesy of your's truly with the pointy ears.

Khamul, check... Ji Indur, check... Dendra Dwar, check... Up next, Murazor and company... It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

- Ben
American Silvan Elf Assassin Extraordinaire

[RKFloyd]

"Carolina Corsair"? Are you saying I can be the next Blackbeard the Pirate??!! Not so . . . he met his end hanging on a tree. I'm freaking immortal man! You sank my navy and I swam, no, WALKED, to shore! Need I say more?

Sangarunya
The Undead Necro Lord of the Zombie-Pirate Legion of the Green Skull (and Associates)

[whip]

Everyone knows that being a Nazgul is a tortured existance anyway. When we die we get released into oblivion, when elves die we get to watch. So we win either way. :p

[Player]

Originally posted by benmin18
Are all Canadians full of this much hot air??? My God, would some kindly Nazgul please kill Saruman already?

You would prefer Bill was the spokesman? You have it good now, let me tell you...

Saruman the Soft Spoken

[Macman]

Sorry for the long silence everybody... did ya miss me?!? Hugs and kisses for all!

I'm back, and I'm wondering when Ben is going to pay me a visit? I'm feeling left out. Don't make me crawl out of my igloo to come and get you...

Macman
Canadians don't need no stinkin' grass! We can mow the snow just as well!!! And no clippings either! Ha!

[benmin18]

*Shrug* I'll pay you a visit when you decide to clean up that stink-hole, Barad-Dur. Our Elvish noses can't deal with all the crap that your fool, Sauron, has been dealing out all game. Ya know, I've been thinking about relocating to Morannon, now that the Dog Lord is out, or may Ostigurth, or Barduath, or Barad Ungol, or Lugarlur, or, well, the real estate possibilities in Mordor are endless. Come and get me.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[lionatus]

Duns are back. Took a while after being blamed for all that was happening out there.......

Balrog still running around laughing. Might try developing fire-extinguishers instead of combat arties to deal with this sucker....

[lionatus]

Been a while I know, whats i me geting all the blame, Isnt BB supposed to be getting all the stick. He is a PROUD Canadian after all.

Whats wi all the weather stuff anyway?

[lionatus]

U aughta try the Sunny Scottish weather you lot.... never get above 20c and regularly is in the minus levels.

[lionatus]

Tirith is being repainted Black in honour of my guys who all look sooty after our runins with ye olde Balrog......

[Macman]

If Ben won't come to the mountain, then I guess I'll have to bring the mountain to Ben (so to speak)

See you in the Spring!

Macman

[benmin18]

Come and get me. :)

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Macman]

Again?
O.K.

Macman
The eternal guest

[benmin18]

Again? You only came by once, and you really didn't do much. Killing one of my commanders is no big deal compared to amount of your guys I've wasted.

- Ben
Silvan Elves