Game 138 - Turn 7

[benmin18]

Oh, what doom will befall the Free Peoples in the Ithil Pass? How many more commanders will meet an untimely demise? When will they learn that they can not defeat Sauron's might? Will the smelly people of Rhudaur ever bathe?

- Hoarmurath, Lord of Ice and Death

[benmin18]

Well, this was certainly an ugly turn for plenty of nations...

- Ben
Ice King

[Player]

Actually, my new emissary is quite cute.

Arfanhil, submitting the Polygamy Bill for Second Reading...

[Nightsbane]

Athaulf is dead, Theodenhal too,
look out Gondors Im coming for you!!

[Player]

Oh my... Someone in Mordor is a part time comic! I love it, poets and comediennes! I'll have to get my game 46 notes out, but I have a feeling it's a fruit-picking Simpson's fan who's been sniffing a little too much of something out there! Woohoo, this is gonna be easy!

Arfanhil Reading the Dispatches

[benmin18]

Blah, Rhudaur people still smell funny... Just like the furry Woodmen and the pig sties the Arthedain and Cardolan live in.

- Hoarmurath, Scent Critic of Mordor

[Nick]

I believe that odor you keep talking about is that smelly decaying dog head you like to where so much. At least wash it once a year.
Hallastosis

[benmin18]

Ahem, it is not decaying, thank you... It is nicely preserved and frozen...

- Hoarmurath, Lord of Frozen Death