Game 66

[Player]

Howdy folks. Watch for spiders and other meanies in them hills there Elphie, it ain't the happiest neighbourhood, eh?

Someone advise the Duns that if he wasn't so eager to be bored, we would have not only let him keep his trinkets, but given him extras, instead of continually pilfering his fancy toys.

Hoarmurath of Mordor

[thelebk]

Glad to see someone on the FP team finally had the balls to not refuse against Gothmog. I pay a fortune for that character and I need him to earn his keep. Celdrahil took challenge, and dispite the even odds he is eating dirt. Don't worry his bravery will not be forgotten! Well at least for a turn or two. :)

Urzahil

[Fletch]

Ha! Foolish elves! You couldnt take my mighty pop center in the far north. Still the Witch King labors on for your defeat.

Your paltry attempts at seige would make me laugh, if I could, but being a wraith it is rather difficult.

[thelebk]

Guys--

We need only nine more posts to reach our quota before we receive a single post from the FP. Get writing!

Urzahil

[Player]

Thelor is taking Remedial English as a Second Language, he'll be late this turn. Amroth...remember him? The Big A? Tut tut, we haven't even picked on him yet...imagine when we do? He'll get so quiet his grandkids'll be mute.

Hoarmurath the Geneologist

[Thelor 66]

:o
Yes I am still there lurking in the dark, What am I saying here being the only one FP talking in this thread is getting to me.

Look for me in the bright light coming from the west, the Darness is about to be vinquished forever

I talk to Cardolan they seem to have difficulty to access this page
and the Sinda should be coming back soon but they are Elves therefore slow to react. For now youi will have to deal with me that is more than you can handle

Thelor 66
Light from the west
Supreme leader of the Dwarven clans

[Mike Carr]

Thelor:
Actually, we've been a little hesitant about killing you just yet. You're the only FP that posts,the only thing we here from the others is a gurgling noise when a knife opens someones throat.

Uvatha

[thelebk]

Threlor--

Glad to see your post. I was getting worried that the FP had dropped in masse due to the complete ineffectiveness of their strategy and the failure of their "secret plans" to do anything of real value.
As to the light coming to Mordor I would like to believe you, but the fact is the FP have relocated more capitals than we have had to. Of course I guess a war of words is better than no war at all. :)

Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

YES it is difficulty to see battle when you run from it, isn't it Urzi
Oh BTW with you cap relocalisation Mordor must be crowded isn't but no I am mistaking murazor is going out the Dragon is going out your right we do have more cap relocation than you do

Thelor
the laughing Dwarf:D

[thelebk]

Threlor--

Hmmm I am unsure what you mean by running from a battle. I never have. There was one case when I was stopped by some Pathetic FP rabble and left them to the Fire King so I could engage the 6,000+ Gondor force. Aye I dont run from armies I seek them out! Don't project your cowardice on me! :)
Hmm Yes Wk should be going out, but since the Elves wont attack his pops you seem to be keeping him in. Fine with us! As to Dragon Lord going out... Sorry his reign of terror has just begun. At least we do not have put up with Khamul's poetry anymore!

Brian

[Griffy]

Another turn, and what fun it was for me :) Lots of Gondor characters detained for questioning, oh and some nice new shiney artifacts ;) Hope to see you soon Thelor, the pleasure will be all mine :cool:

[thelebk]

Threlor--

Well it seems now the FP armies are running. I only have a few thousand troops with Gothmog why won't you come out to play? Guess I will have to settle for retaking Durthang, Pity I could not arrange for Hoarmuruth to perish in the confusion... BTW I see the large trenches of black stuff around Durth-Bhag, don't worry setting the coffee on fire will not stop our military operations!

Urzahil

[Player]

You gotta find me before you can catch me before you can "perish" me...

Hoarmurath World Traveller
- well, okay, on the lam, but it's an adventure none the less...

[Player]

But seriously folks, I would expect our team board activity would reflect the situation of the game, would it not? Couldn't kick a bunch of newbies and returnee's out of Mordor in the winter? Good strategy...:rolleyes: Now what are you going to do? Have Ringlin follow one guy around for 5 turns in order to curse him to death finally? Would he just like to join one of our companies? Come on, turn 12 shows much, and begs the question: "How many more are you going to pay for?" Not expecting a FP drop now, but consider yourselves put on notice...

Brad the Ice King

[Mike Carr]

Hey,don't provoke Ringlin.He may wipe out my agents by turn 42!!!

P.S. Thelor, please tell your horseloving buddy that when I said his capitol was closed I MEANT it.

Uvatha

[thelebk]

Jheez guys I think we drove even Threlor into hiding. Now I have to put up with just Nhazghul mail. Yick. Don't call us we'll call you. When we want something.

Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

You only wish I would disappear only real life problem will keep me for talking to you guys:p

I am coming to settle the score with you guys my Dwarves are everywhere.

What's that an new banner in the Eoplex I will tell you it's Dunlands I see the Arthedains arriving en masse Cardolans are following does it mean the war in the East is about done.

Keep questionning the Gondorians you have they are clouding :D
you vision Griffy.

Urzi can you see what we have in bag for you Supreme leader of the Dark Servant

Thelor 66
The smily Dwarf:D

[Mike Carr]

Thelor,
I guess you're right, we must be in trouble.Turn 12 has been run,the Dragon Lord is still in Mirkwood. Mordor is secure, FP characters are vanishing left and right. Dwarves are everywhere? So are cockroaches.We'll stomp on you too.

Uvatha

[thelebk]

Threlor al-Sahaf--

Dwarves are everywhere? Where in Mordor? In your next post I expect to hear that we are commiting suicide on the walls of Cardolan. Sheesh.
Please tell Dunlendings to hurry up, we have wanted to kill him for a long time, he is just too darn far away. No surprise that there are new tenants in the Eoplex, being that we have crushed Eothraim. I'm not sure I would consider scrambling over his corpse a "victory"
Never fear though, I have instructed my Nazghul to let you live -- as my personal slave. Let me leave you with this cheery thought: Every day, every minute, every second the FP get weaker... and we grow stronger...

Urzahil

*OOC* I hope everything is going ok IRL, thanks for Playing.

[Player]

Originally posted by Thelor 66
...my Dwarves are everywhere.

Bragging about losing an ally and marching your Dwarves NorthWest from the Iron Hills? Publish your email, I'll send you this really neat thing, it's a.gif map of Middle Earth...quite handy.

Enjoy your new government in Quebec Jacques, it can only be better for you there then here... ;)

Brad for Hoarmurath

[Thelor 66]

Now my little darkies, who want's to be the first to get stump, I vote for the Doggie is he still barking.

Hey MOO-razor! the elves finaly got 2703 from you I haven't hear you big mouth for such a long time now! I guess I will have to insult you in game 80 from now on

Personel slave weasel breath you have to catch me first.
Are you planning a welcome back party at Durthang we could not get decent coffey from the Drag so we had to give it back to you

Now Brad I is not nice to laught at me IRL because we get a cabbage patch kid in power in Quebec, I guess he will make a good pair with Chretien :(

Now, what is going out with the Easties they did not last very long did they :( I was hoping they would put a good fight but they are loosing in the South as well as getting eridicated in the North
:rolleyes: Oh! well I will have to play with the Dog and the Dark one

Thelor 66
The Smilling Dwarf :D

[Player]

Keep smiling Thelor. No society would be complete without it's token simpleton fool. Just keep the neck strap on your hockey helmet tight at all times...

Hoarmurath the Special Needs Worker

[Thelor 66]

I am so glad you know your own place into society;)

Thelor 66
the silly Dwarf:p

[Player]

Hey! YOU said to keep IRL out of it! HERE I'm Hoarmurath the Wize, Hoarumarth the BOLD! Hoarmurath the Brave! Hoarmurath of Mordor, Coffee Brewer Extrordinaire!

Hoarmurath the Miffed

[Griffy]

Thelor you think your special ? you think your immune from the Cloud Lords massed assassins ? I may have to prove you wrong very soon ;) I can strike wherever I wish, you might be next.

Ji Indur
Lord of the night :cool:

[thelebk]

Hey Threlor Dude---

Thanks for the reply. It's good to hear from you really. Our trace takes two minutes to complete though, so can you please type a little longer next time?
Fletch finally lost the town at 2703. Boy is he crushed. Absolutley heart broken. I think he will be impressed when you stop dying on the walls of Cairn Dum.
Easterlings on their way out? Losing in the north AND the south? I suggest you look at that little enclosure Brad is sending called a MAP before you prattle on. Then again if you look at a map the FP might be harder to beat, so scratch that. :)
You are correct that we have largerly spared your position to this point. This is by design. You are the only one who bothers to post on the list for the FP and its a wonderful source of entertainment!

Urzahil

[thelebk]

Guys--

I think I have to stop confronting Thelor with the facts... every time I do I scare him off the forum. <g>


Urzahil

[Griffy]

I think we scared the freeps into silence, even that loud mouthed Dwarf french thing has shut up. Oh well, :o

[Thelor 66]

OH! yeah I am scared!

First Griffy I am a french speacking thing not French thing there is an ocean of difference :D

Urza how can you spare a position by design when you don't have any and don't have the slightess idea of the meaning of words like strategy, tactics and coordination ;)

The WK is out now, I haven't heard from him in this game and you guys stop complaining about him. We are cleaning the remnant of the Dragon Lord in Greenwood

I also have an army at the Black gate. Can you see the banners coming, that one is the Noldor, the one beside it you already know is the Sinda, last turn I showed you the Dunland one. Look in the back You can see the Arthedain one followed by the Cardolan. Rhudaur and the Woodmen are building up for the final assault.

Brad I still haven't receive the map you were suppose to send I am still working with the ones sent by Urzi

Frankly guys you should give up and surrender to our superior forces, we will show mercy to you population

Thelor 66
Leader of the winning coalition :cool:

[Player]

I don't recall seeing your email...no map for you.

Everyone is coming to Mordor? Sounds like fun. I'll get a couple of thermos' and put the kettle on now to stock up.

Hoarmurath of Mordor

[Fletch]

Witch King out?? What, when did this happen? Did someone get a hold of the propaganda machine while I was on vacation and start making anti - Murazor flyers again?!?!

Damn Angulion, I told him a thousand times not to mess about with my printing presses

[Thelor 66]

Outch that hurts, 2 characters in one turn! Good job!:mad:

Thelor the humbled Dwarf

[Griffy]

Thelor,

More freeps will die next time, that you can be sure of. The closer you freeps get to mordor, the less movement orders I will need to make.

My assassins will wait for you, as death awaits you also :cool: Remind your mute allies to bring lots of body bags, they will need them to carry home their dead.

[Mike Carr]

Din Ohtar crept through the Tower of Esgaroth searching for his intended target,the Northmen Mage Beawyn.As he crept up on the victim,he heard the Mage chanting.He quickly turned on Din O and uttered a curse so foul it can't be printed here.Suddenly a boil appeared on Din O's thigh.He glanced down in annoyance,promptly lanced it and drove said lance through Beawyn's chest.

You've got to be kidding me,THAT peon learned curses?If that's what the FP have been doing all this time,PLEASE save us all some time and money and drop now.If you think taking who knows how long to drag some armies all the way across Middle Earth to hurl themselves against Mordor is going to win you the game,please think again.Do you perhaps think that in the meantime,we would do nothing?Like not recruit enough troops to easily dispose of you?And let's not forget,we have plenty of Dragons.Not to mention the fact that if you saw the list of agents we have,well enough said.Sorry to have to be the one to tell you,Thelor,but it's over.

Uvatha

[thelebk]

Ahh Thelor--

So good to hear from you (two minutes yet huh huh?) I always enjoy your blunt spin doctoring. And BOY did you doctor this last one. All our turns are not in yet but from what I can see it does not look good for you... your friends... or your little French lapdog you take into restaurants with you!

Ok you say all these armies are on the way to Mordor. Well as the Dark Lt. I have a pretty good Mordor map and I can see like uhhh... ONE ICON. Come on our dragons are hungry and one icon won't do! I guess we can sack a few more of your pops while we wait...

As to losing characters... well this is just the beginning. Get used to it. Hopefully you will keep naming more to train our agents and hasten your elimination by bankruptcy.

I am heartened to hear you cannot understand our sinister design. That will make it much harder for you to counter it. Export your beer while you still can, the end is neigh my friend.

Urzahil

[thelebk]

Ok Guys we are not posting enough. I actually had to scroll my screen DOWN a couple pixels to find this thread. Unacceptable! If we wait for the FP to post this thread will be long since deleted by the moderator.

Yours in Babble,

Urzahil

[Griffy]

Its no use Urzahil, It seems most of the free are hiding in the NW and don't really want to fight us. Talk is cheap etc, actions speak louder than words. The freeps lost a few chars this turn, they will lose a lot more in turns to come. Dragons will burn them, agents will hunt them, and cursers will slay them. Oh what fun. Time to take on some dwarves :p

[Mike Carr]

Come on guys,to be fair what do they have to say? All they can do is make empty threats(see Thelor) and maybe shake their fist at the computer screen.

Uvatha

[Griffy]

Maybe the free team got sick of the little french thing and his poor english :o and dropped :p leaving him to pick up the positions :) It would certainly explain why he is the only freep poster on here

[thelebk]

I get the feeling more than just Jacques are playing-- they just seem to be the silent non-communicative types. That explains why they are losing, despite having the extra neutral. Clint informed me that our opposition included a group of five that joined together, so I intentionally placed us in this game thinking there would be both a greater challange and more interation. Looks like I was wrong on both accounts. Sorry Guys. :(


Urzahil

[Mike Carr]

Now now,don't fret, it's not your fault the other side is not up to the challenge. They, forgive the expression, blew their load the first couple of turns and never recovered.The game is now so far slanted in our direction it's not even funny. I just wish someone on the FP side had some sort of strategic grasp of this game that they could look at the map and the disposition of armies and characters and be a man(or woman) and say: This game is for all intents and purposes out of our grasp,let's concede.

Uvatha:p

[Thelor 66]

Wow poor little Darkies,

Now that Witchypoo is out of the game and the Dragon lord is almost out too.

We have pushed aside the Easties and knocking on the door at Morrannon and our brothers and allies from the west are comming I agree with you Uvatha the game is slanted but not in your favor but in ours.

I recognise your agents are making a difference but they cannot be everywhere. The fact you successfully challenged 2 of my minor characters doesn't give you victory I am coming for you and we will crack open mordor it's only a question of turns now

So you should concede yourself :rolleyes: I will ask the other FP to let your people live.

Thelor 66
Leader of the Unified and Free Middle Earth :D

[Mike Carr]

Thelor,
I had a growing suspicion that you lived in an alternate reality where things seem other than they are for the last few turns but now I'm convinced.I don't mean Canada either .So bring your little armies to Mordor and they will die and you will claim victory and we'll kill more characters and you'll say it's a minor annoyance and next thing you know the game will end in a DS victory and maybe then we can see about getting you the proper medication.

Uvatha
:D

[Player]

We have more Canadians on the DS then they have on the FP...BUT -> Jacques is a Quebecois...and THAT my Long Riding friend, is most Certainly an Alternate Reality...

Hoarmurath of Toronto

[Thelor 66]

Toronto... Toronto...

What is that? a place, a person, no it must be a disease...:rolleyes:

Wait a couple of turns and you will see I am right

Thelor
Leader of the united and free Middle Earth:D

[Player]

Okay then Dwarfie. We'll wait a couple of turns. We'll all simply run back to southern Mordor and sit on our asses doing shooters while your noble and gallant North Kingdom comes on down and conquers the world. Okay then, no problem.

Hoarmurath the Patient

[thelebk]

Ok Thelor we will wait a couple of turns to see the armageddon you describe, under the condition that the FP does not DROP in the next couple turns. Deal? :)

Urzahil

[Thelor 66]

I think there is hope for you after all, No FP will drop without my personnal OK. So let argamedon begin!

Thelor 66
Voice of the Light:)

[thelebk]

Thelor--

Boy I hate to miss an armageddon, but I have the coming of Sauron to plan for, the Ice King to murder and the Fire King to frame for it-- I'm swamped.

Enjoy your fete.

Urzahil

[thelebk]

Do you realize that there is so little activity on this thread that we have been relegated to the *second* page?! The extra scrolling is going to give me carpal tunnel for sure and its all the FP's fault! :)

Urzahil

[thelebk]

Hey Freepies, Thanks for Minas Ithil. I will add that to my growing collection. :) You keep talking about your mighty armies but still no one will face Gothmog. Well there is that rabble army at Osgilliath that I will squash... Hmm Osgilliath seems to belong to me as well. <g>

Urzahil