Game 235 turn 22

[RKFloyd]

At last, I, Sangarunya, Terror of the Seas, Lord of Umbar and Gondor, have achieved MARTYRDOM in the name of Sauron! Now the world will know a horror unheard of even in the First Age of Darkness. Sangarunya the Wraith Pirate stalks the land in search of your blood! His Undead Zombie Pirates are searching for you, even now.



The Dead Pirate Sangarunya

[Fletch]

Finally! We were at least hoping it would quiet you down, ohh well. How many more of your people must we kill before you submit?

[Player]

Oh good job. You've finally killed my wife. She's been staggering around Gondor for months now, stopping in every pop to ask for directions (I tried to tell her, but oh no, pull over here, pull over there...) and it caught up with her. Bad enough she's got a knife in her back, but I'm getting excellent results on the home-front with my "I told ya so"'s.

Saruman, Sleeping on the Couch

[starkhorn]

So it looks like Ecthelion commited suicide this turn.....not death by the burning brye but death by Maben.

Cheers
Brendan
WK-235

[benmin18]

Nice little loyalty boost at Morgul, eh? Rogrog is also missing in action, and you'd better get a transfer handy for the Cloud Lord. The Rangers are alive and well, thank you, even if Bree is in ashes.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

<<The Rangers are alive and well, thank you, even if Bree is in ashes.>>

Ah, you mean he didn't pull a South Gondor on us? Oh well.

Russangarunya
Death with a Sail

[RKFloyd]

Sorry about your wife, Player. Honestly, I only tried to introduce myself to her. Apparently the sight of my rotting zombie body was too much for her as she jumped right out the window of the tower I found her in. A pity about her army . . .I looked forward to having a battle at last in Gondor.

I would like to apologize to little Em (the "gold grubber" as we touchingly nicknamed her) personally . . if you can please tell me where I can meet her?

Russangarunya
Have Ships, Will Maim

[benmin18]

South Gondor is also alive and well, so NYAH!

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Originally posted by RKFloyd
I would like to apologize to little Em (the "gold grubber" as we touchingly nicknamed her) personally . . if you can please tell me where I can meet her?

Russangarunya
Have Ships, Will Maim

Gold grubber? How about Khand Killer...?

Emily is under strict non-communication orders while on the road, but I expect her to arrive at a Mordor capital near you in time for Saruman's wedding to the only one worthy of such an honour.

Player for the Wizard

[RKFloyd]

<<South Gondor is also alive and well, so NYAH!>>


Didn't your Sunday School teacher tell you where liars go?

Russangarunya

[benmin18]

Yeah, same place you're at now. Don't make me come and visit you too, Russ. Just ask the Dog Lord, Dragon Lord, WK, and Cloud Lord how well my visits have gone.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Ya wouldn't have such brave words if ya weren't landlocked, ya landlubbin' elf fairies. . No matter. My legion of zombie pirates will eventually scuffle yer way, mate! The Undead Kingdom of United Umbargondor will eventually lay waste to all who oppose Sangarunya the Wraith Pirate. Yea, even the Dark Servants do cowar to my whims and Sauron sits on my righthand side.

Sangarunya
The Only Wraith not afraid of water

[Player]

Originally posted by RKFloyd
Yea, even the Dark Servants do cowar to my whims and Sauron sits on my righthand side.

Sangarunya
The Only Wraith not afraid of water

Isn't that because they've mostly been un-undead'ed and there's precious few seats left?

Saruman playing Musical Chairs

[benmin18]

Let's just wait and see how many more Dark Servant lackies bite the dust this turn...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[lionatus]

Duns are back, wot I miss? What Fire king army?

[lionatus]

Isn't it a bit of a waste to have a zombie pirate stalking the land. Even we Duns know pirates are better off at sea. No ships yet???? how're the swimming lessons going?

[benmin18]

Bah, Nazgul are still dumb..

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

lionatus,

Why don't you ask South Gondor if I have ships. Oh yeah, wait . . . I forgot. Nevermind.

Sangarunya

[benmin18]

Let's see how long you can keep them for... Remember, Russ... I will be coming to visit.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Ships schmips.

Saruman the Eloquent

[lionatus]

The wizard of Oz...Can, Onatrio speaks... haha!!! you've got rrom to talk, what happened to the promised cavalry levitation spell for mountain movement?

[Player]

Cavalry schmavalry. Horses won't win this world. And watch your attitude Dun, lest I levitate YOU.

Saruman the All Seeing

[Fletch]

How about Levitating some Dwarves, we weigh alot less!

Maybe over to Umbar? That would be good. We have always wanted a warm water port! Now we just have to build a canal from Rhun to the Sea, but since we claimed all that Khand Real Estate, is shouldnt be an issue.

Then we'll build boats, lotsa 'em. Made from fine Gondorian Steel. Then we'll rule the seas and put an end to Dread Dead Pirate Sangawhosawhatsa. Then we'll go and find a nice island where a Dwarf can be a Dwarf and all is properly sized!

Ohh and stop trying to influence that Khand village back over to the Dark side. Its actually very pitiful to watch you guys keep failing.

King Under Mountain

[lionatus]

Oh the Wiz speaks sooo tough. I can feel meself floating already!

[Player]

Put the pipe down Dun...

Saruman Just Saying "NO!"

[lionatus]

I would but we dont get weed as often as we should. Some damn pointy hat keeps nickin it!!!!

Havin me wee puff while I can. Besides the BAlrogs comin' so we ahve it while we can.