Game 138 - Turn 11

[benmin18]

The Mordor Department of Information would like to make this public announcement: The Free People still suck. Thank you for your time.

- Lord Hoarmurath, Minister of Ice and Information

[Player]

Evening Song should have answered my call. Now I have him all to myself...oh, I mean he died in combat, yeah, yeah..now get me the plyers and that dull, rusty, pronged thingie...

Seammu the Inquisitor

[Nick]

No thanks needed. It is we who should thank you for the gifts. Collahwesta and Hammer of returning were deeply appreciated. We only intended to hurt your miserable agt. but not being very proficient at challenges we accidently killed Warrr. Sorry about that.:>) You did say go ahead and challenge didn't you last turn.
Kill all the cardie you want now , we 've had our moment of glory.
Now if we only knew what to do with these new toys.
hallas ( the ecstatic for now)

[Nightsbane]

Congrats Coward-lan yes you are proof the sun can shine on a dog's ass every now and then. Warrr will be missed but easily replaced. With the number of kills/kidnaps I have Ill accept alittle injury, Ill settle for keeping your characters hostage its more fun this way...dont you agree?
As for those artifacts..lets see how long you keep them..my guess 2 turns max...

[Nick]

Is that a dogs ass or that big eye-ball fella you are so fond of talking about. They both look the same ,so please clarify as you seem to have a lot of knowledge about both.
hallas ( still drunk on his fleeting power)

[Woody]

Latest motion passed at the CIT conference.

After recent visits from Sauron and now Gandalf the Grey both of whom have taken exception to our famed hospitality and seen fit to massacre scores of innocent mercs, the CIT will be changing its name to the CUF. Corsair Unpopular Front.

CUF (The pirates formerly known as CIT)

[benmin18]

Gandalf sucks, Sauron rules...

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

Your sharp repartee has overwhelmed me. I concede you win.
hallas( the sarcastic)

[benmin18]

Yay! We Win!

- Hoarmurath, The Winner

[Player]

Hey, I just realized...No Poetry this turn...what happened? You know, as a patron of the arts, I was fully intending on taking your capital last...but now I'm not so sure I shouldn't squeeze you in just before Durthang.

Arfanhil in the Planning Room

[Nightsbane]

I welcome you to try, but Arfie you are as worrysome as a gnat, all you do is buzz around being annoying..yet no real sting, you know where my capital is..come get me, but like everything else Ive seen so far, you alone are no match you need your simpering allies for support ..as for no poetry..ur right I had no kills this turn only kidnaps..but I think next turn should prove more fruitful..

[Nick]

You've never been attacked by a horde of gnats. One gnat is nothing but thousands will drive a grizzly insane. Being that you are an insane nazgul allready we may only be an annoyence as you said. We'll have to put him down and out of his misery. 2 down 7 to go. Well 6 to go as hoarmarath is not considered to be a real nazgul , just a wannabee.
hallas

[Player]

Originally posted by Nightsbane
you know where my capital is..come get me..

On my way. As for my allies, all I need them for is the regular coffee shipments from the south. That's why I'm in on the Dun thing...break into the trade routes and I won't need Anyone Anymore! AAAAhahahahaha!

Arfanhil Switching to Decaf

[Er Murazor]

Hey!!

Where do the Sinda think they are going to?? men I guess they are quite confused out of the wood. Morannon is the way South.
Let's see if you have what is needed to make it fall.

Dendra, Lord of the Mighty Morannon. The undefeated.

[benmin18]

All our nations are alive and well... How are the Northmen faring? I think they might be running out of places to relocate to.

- Ben
Ice King