Game 235 - Turn 25

[benmin18]

Well, well, I see some smoke coming from Mordor, FINALLY...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Funny, it seems the DS are the ones running away to the West... Note to the Nazgul: The White Ships won't take you. Sorry.

Russ...Russ Russ Russ. What should we do now?

Saruman the One

[benmin18]

Hey Russ, you worried yet? And I haven't even come to visit.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Pfft. I see Emily likes to take chances. Does she not remember what happened last time? We may not be so merciful in allowing her to "escape" this time around. And who is this Gavin-slut who keeps hanging around? Another of Saruman's hell-spawn?

Saruman, Brad, Sarubrad . . . we could have made beautiful music together.

Ben . . . what, me worry?! As a Zombie-Wraith, I have few "worries" anymore. I don't have to worry about health, dating, taking showers, anything. In fact, the only thing that worries me is not having any worries!

Russangarunya
Still the King

[Player]

Oh, you are very correct - Emily likes to take chances...are you game?

Sarubrad Gavin Brunet

[benmin18]

Bah, Russ is a wimp... We'll burn Mordor, then we'll move down south. Just make sure you leave something for us to do, Brad.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Originally posted by benmin18
Bah, Russ is a wimp...

That sounds like a Challenge of sorts...do YOU take it as a Challenge of Sorts Russangarunya..? If it's okay by you, Emily will take up the Challenge <of sorts..of course..> on Ben's behalf... ;)

Of course, Russ is uncharacteristically quiet these days...tsk tsk tsk...

Sarubrad the Honourable

[benmin18]

I'd be quiet too if I didn't have anything to brag about... Now that the, oh wait, I'll keep my mouth shut. *Snicker*

Hey, Nazgul! I know something you don't know, or rather, something you wish you didn't know!

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Oh, for crying out loud, I'm posting a message everyday here and that is "uncharacteristically quiet"?? Some of us have jobs you know! As much as I would love to sit in Canada or at school all day and type zombie-pirate messages, it just isn't going to happen - what with the mortgage due and the upcoming wedding and just getting my pool opened. Unfortunately, my computer doesn't float.

And, uh, Sarubrad . . . make some sense. Is Emily dissin' me? Does she want to fight? Shall I draw a Circle in the Sand? Just bring it, Sister!!

Russangarunya
Not Afraid of Girls

[Player]

Okay, it's time to catch the Pirate in the bold faced LIE!

Originally posted by RKFloyd
Oh, for crying out loud, I'm posting a message everyday here and that is "uncharacteristically quiet"?? Some of us have jobs you know! As much as I would love to sit in Canada or at school all day and type zombie-pirate messages, it just isn't going to happen - what with the mortgage due and the upcoming wedding and just getting my pool opened. Unfortunately, my computer doesn't float.

And, uh, Sarubrad . . . make some sense. Is Emily dissin' me? Does she want to fight? Shall I draw a Circle in the Sand? Just bring it, Sister!!

Russangarunya
Not Afraid of Girls


Did you catch it? Well, I'll abbreviate for you:

Originally posted by RKFloyd
As much as I would love to ... it just isn't going to happen - what with the mortgage due and the upcoming wedding ...

Russangarunya
Not Afraid of Girls

Yeah. Thought so. Emily will be right on over as soon as she finishes touching up her hair and nails. Get your Circle ready.

Sarubrad, Proud Dad

[RKFloyd]

Well, ok, fine, "not afraid of" MOST "girls". The one who bound me with THAT One Ring is another story. As for Em . . . she's common riffraff. No Wizard's daughter / agent-wannabe scares me. Tell her not to miss my Circle. I'll be in the middle of it with Bells on. Have you ever seen bells on a zombie-wraith? It's frightening, yet seductive if by "seductive" I mean "repulsive". Just follow the scent of driftwood and the sound of jingling bells and you will find me waiting . . .

Russanga

[benmin18]

Bah, you're a wimp. You'll chicken out, as usual. And we'll just have to stab you in the back.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Ben,

I think you underestimate me.


I'm a much bigger chicken wimp than you know!!!!!!!!!

Russangarunya

[Gixxer]

Heyja Warlords,

I need some information from the DS, please contact me

GKille@we.de

Bye, Gixxer

[benmin18]

Mordor is burning, how much more info do you need..

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Gixxer]

Some greetings to the Silvan-Elves,
I know that the DS aren't doing so well at this time.

But I need to hear news from them , not from you.

There are some potentials and they can be used !

Bye, Gixxer

[Gixxer]

Greetings Dark Servants,
looks like I'm one of you !

I badly need information !

Bye, Gixxer

[benmin18]

What, are you joining in this game so late??? Wow...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Gixxer]

Hi Ben,
let's say I have a dark heart and I hope I'm able to help a little bit.

This will depend on the team ?, I'm playing with.

I have some plans, but I really know nothing about this game.

Are you interested in a real challenge ?

Bye, Gixxer

[benmin18]

The DS have put up quite a challenge, which is why the game has gone for 25 turns. We've done quite a good job of beating on each other. But if you want to join in, you're more than welcome. We'll just defeat you like the rest. :)

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Player]

Did one of the DS quit or was he voted off the team?

Saruman the Gossip

[Player]

Russanga - if your chicken wimp comment means what I think it might mean, Emily advises me that she's laughing at your schtick and is more than on to you. If it doesn't, I can only conclude you're posting after an evening ..."out"... again, and I thought we dealt with that in the early game...?

Saruman Knows All

[RKFloyd]

<<Did one of the DS quit or was he voted off the team?>>



Well, Saruman, my sources indicate that it's . . . none of your business!!!!!!!!! ;)

Welcome to the game, Gixxer. Pay no heed to these simpletons Ben and Brad . . . the DS will rule this world.

Russangarunya
Empire of Umbar-Gondor

[benmin18]

SHYEAH, right... Mordor is burning, and soon the south will be too.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Gixxer]

Heyja Russangarunya,

looks like this Secret Agent Mouse not only have this big ears which needed to be cut off, there must be something in his mouth... always saying such ugly things like " Mordor is burning ".

We should cut it too !

Bye, Gixxer

[benmin18]

Well, we own four major towns in Mordor and burned another, so I think we're doing quite well. Guess who's coming up next... *Snicker*

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Gixxer]

Maybe you're burning Mordor, my little mouse but we're not beaten yet

Pointy ears, pointy tungue.

Well, I was able to collect many shrunken-heads in Me 70.

I'm sure, I'll be able to collect some nice souvenirs in this game too.

Your ears and tungue will follow !

I'm sure I'm able to cause some trouble arround you freps !

Gixxer

[lionatus]

Who, oh go on. Tell me please...

[RKFloyd]

Who? His name is "Gixxer". Can't you read? Oh yeah, guess not, you're a freep.


Russangarunya

[Player]

Who cares what his name is. We won't have to "read" anything here much longer...

Sarubrad

[Gixxer]

Hmhm, won't read much more from me ?

This could have two reasons :

First, you're leaving the forum

Second, maybe you will stop playing this game looking on the overwhelmig power of the DS.

Oh, I forgot the third reason.
Your team will surrender this turn !

This must be the right answer, I guess.

[Player]

I won't leave. I won't stop. I'm not on any silly "team". I have no time for this "team" crap. You're new, we haven't met.

Sarubrad, the One True Lord

[benmin18]

*Sigh*

Once again Saruman is on his high horse, but that's ok. We elves know that we are the true power of Middle Earth.

As for you Dark Servants, I doubt you'll be doing much of anything this turn except scrambling to defend Mordor. And you'll have quite a difficult time doing that with all the armies we have coming in.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Ah ha! So you're sending armies into Mordor! Now that we know your plans, we will stop you!!


Russangarunya

[Player]

Psssst! We're thinking of sending in Emissary Teams, Agents, and Cursers too! Don't tell!

Saruman the Double Agent