game 138

[Player]

Hey? Who's that really rotten poet (pun intended...) again? What was his line, something about being around? Yeah. Ha! Guess who's Everywhere Now?

Cheers,

Arfanhil the Merry Tourist

[Nightsbane]

I may not be the "rotten" poet but..

Here are the graves of Riadeegha and Tarandor,
went down like Coward-lans and are no more.

[Nick]

Don't get shy on us now nightsbanana you are the rotten poet. Just not the rottenest.
King Boqueron

[Nightsbane]

Im hardly shy Prick, I mean Nick, do something useful in the game other than the meaningless taunts and we wont have to write bad poetry. Imlach and Lanaigh send their love, glad u took back Earnil, he kept trying to hump my commader's leg. I think next time Ill just kill him..

[benmin18]

Stabby, stabby... there's more to come. I am now in the game, although the Cloud Lord does have a headstart.

- Ben
Ice King

[Er Murazor]

Originally posted by Player
Hey? Who's that really rotten poet (pun intended...) again? What was his line, something about being around? Yeah. Ha! Guess who's Everywhere Now?

Cheers,

Arfanhil the Merry Tourist


JAJAJAJAJ Eothraim is not everywhere, I would say he is just in two hexes un the wood .... but nor for many turns more, 2 turns 2 MT destroyed even with those 2200 Hi guarding.

what will go next?? who knows ......

Dendra Eothraim's Bane

[Nick]

OK let me get this right,if I do something meaningless other than taunts you will spare us the agony of reading your poetry. It's a deal I'll spend all night thinking of something meaningless other than taunts of course. How about I create a camp in the ocean -- meaningless enough for you. Or maybe kidnap someone and let them get away. :>))))))

[Nick]

Greetings Hippomarauth,
Never fear as the headstart the Clown Lord has on you isn't much to overcome. Maybe we should call him butterfingers instead
although Clown Lord does have a nice ring to it.
King Boqureon

[Nightsbane]

Well if you have a better idea how keep tabs on 6 hostages with 2 agents let me know. Like Id waste the time guarding your pathetic commanders. Free them fine, Ill just scoop them all up again later. Then again how many characters has the Free killed? hmmm, I can count that number on 1 hand. I wouldnt move Earnil to ur capital this turn Coward-lan, he may join the others again sooner than you think.

[Player]

You mean, you wouldn't move Earnil 1 hex away from his capital..right? I mean, your maps are all off 1 hex west, right?

Arfanhil, NOT in the Suburbs...

[Nightsbane]

Umm no just said..his capital, Ill trying speaking 1 syllable words if Im going over your head Arfie. Although it might be difficult to comprehend I realize with all the patting on the back you are doing over 1 little army.

[Nick]

Thanks for the offer to guard my guys mighty Clown Lord but since I wouldn't even guard them myself I see no reason for you. But once again thank you.
Now for earnil , he is not welcome back home till he bathes. A few weeks in clown lord hands and he just smells to bad. No offense O'Mighty smelly one. After all we do have women and you have only goblins to play with.
King Boqueron

[Player]

Originally posted by Nightsbane
Umm no just said..his capital, Ill trying speaking 1 syllable words if Im going over your head Arfie. Although it might be difficult to comprehend I realize with all the patting on the back you are doing over 1 little army.

What are you talking about? I'm talking about lost DS agents in the North West. Exactly which army do you believe I'm "patting" over? I have a few armies, you know...

Arfanhil for Clarity

[Nightsbane]

Lost agents?? I count 1 agent lost to a unfortunate roll in an even challenge. Thats all the agents that have been lost so far, now if your talking about Free characters in the NW, yes alot of those guys have been lost..as for your self congratulating I was refering to the bragging you seem to be doing this turn, prematurely I might add..

[Nick]

Let's see here nightsbanana . You kill and kidnapp a dozen of buttboy free commanders in the Nw/W and let half of them get away. And you say Arfie brags. Seems every kill you devote 3 posts . All Arfie has been a part of is the removal from the NW/W of the WK and Duns in the process fighting about 5 dragons and all the clown lord agts. And what did those bozzo agts. (bozzo-a television clown in the states) accomplish. Nothing, nothing,nothing, as you did not slow the destruction of your teammates by not even one turn. Not one single turn did you set us back. And you brag on . Not one agt. in the right place at the right time. Always a day late.
I don't even want to hear about unfortunate dice rolls. You have had one - Gothmog.
King Boqueron (defender of the righteous and free) no eyeball for me.

[Nightsbane]

Wow Nick, itmust be nice there in whatever game your playing, let me guess, you also probably think your winning too. Thus far I have killed 17 and captured 12, with 3 getting away, therefore your math skills need alittle work. Must be some confusion as to those 5 dragons all my agents, the nuclear weapons we are using, oh and the cheat program to make you suck even worse. Just because it takes 4 of you to take out the WK then the Duns doesnt make you special sorry. As for spelling its Bozo but I think Ive proven how lame your theory on this game has been so your not really worth the effort, especially when you warp the facts of the games because you cant handle the reality of it.

[Nick]

I'll have to check my math, I don't remember 17 kills and 12 captured in the NW/W which is what the entire post was about.
But in case I wasn't clear I'll dummy down my post's that even a nazgirl can understand. Would it help if I post one line at a time and give a days break in between so you don't get confused. I'm more than happy to ds slaves get enlightened.
We don't consider ourselves special we reserve that for you , Ji Indur the sweet one.
Hey we expected dragons as any good ds player uses them. They did slow us up as the Dun player used them well. But I still challenge you to show me one time a glown lord agt. slowed us up at all.
I defer to the clown lord spelling of any clown's name.
As far as warping the facts I do ,all I can say is it works for me. With allthese high powered charcs. around me I perfer it that way.
King Boqueron ( warper of facts)
(master of ME )
( slayer of nazgirl)
( regent of the universe)
( also very humble)

[Player]

Geez. All the snootiness, and all I did was cryptically chuckle a bit. Rhudaur burning the Easterlings backup...yeah, I like that. Not as good as my last Free Rhudaur, when I burned the Easterlings capital with cavalry and war machines from off map in the desert..I think that was your DarkL player, no? You guys should have expected it. What you won't face up to is that you haven't killed/kidnapped a single "cowardly" Rhudaur character, and you have a group of nimwits 1 hex away from my capital...19 or 20..this is not a typo - this is sheer incompetance, the kind that loses games. Or don't you think so? I'll be impressed when I see a DS icon on one of MY pops...until then, take your fluffy little agent corps and buzz off, I have serious gardening to do, not to mention the annual Summer Quilting Faire to prepare for. Scoot.

Arfanhil the Extracurricular

[Nightsbane]

Go garden hump a tree whatever, your characters are just insignificant, Ill get back to you after I visit cards

[Player]

I've left out milk and cookies...don't let it go bad.

Arfanhil the Good Host

[benmin18]

*Sigh* Brad, Brad, Brad.... do you REALLY want us to come and visit? Do you? Nations don't tend to function very well with capitals under siege.

- Ben
Ice King

[Nick]

Better not give them to many hints as to location of your capital Brad, they may acctually find it. They now have a 1 in 6 chance of getting there.
King Boqueron

[Player]

Phhffftt! What do I need a capital for? Rows of flags in a marching square, mostly. Hell, I'll reveal it's secret location if y'all go in and kidnap/assassinate my government union leaders for me. Who else is wasting their time there? Silly...

Arfanhil On The Road

[Nightsbane]

I have a better idea, you move them all to into the sea of rhun and kill yourself off. It will be the same effect you have had this entire game. As for being impressed when a DS icon lands on your pop center...I invite you to do the same to my capital, you bragged about doing it earlier Arfie..lets see u put ur money where ur mouth is...and take me on

[benmin18]

*Sigh* Once again, little Nicky, you fail to realize how close doom is to your doorstep. Perhaps we'll have to remedy this situation.

- Ben
Ice King

[Nick]

I will keep an eye peeled for this fellow named doom. He is new to me so could you give a short description. Is he related to the big eye-ball fellow. If he is a clown lord agent we'll just listen for him. seems they shout and pat themselves on the back at every meaningless kill. They'll be easy to spot. Now LR or IK agents would be a little scary and would would leave town for a few days but not when your guys come to town singing Send in the clowns.
King Boqueron

[Nightsbane]

Credit goes where credit is due, Ive killed many characters, you have done what taken 1 mtown? Wow nick will you be my new hero please? I mean the scary onslaught of the mighty Coward-lan truly has all of mordor shaking..

P.S. Because I know your pea sized brain will actually interpret this without the sarcasm intended, Ill let you down gently, truth be told, it wouldnt surprise me if all you could do was vent and take 1 town..

[Player]

Originally posted by Nightsbane
I have a better idea, you move them all to into the sea of rhun and kill yourself off. It will be the same effect you have had this entire game. As for being impressed when a DS icon lands on your pop center...I invite you to do the same to my capital, you bragged about doing it earlier Arfie..lets see u put ur money where ur mouth is...and take me on

My friend. I am coming. Have patience, unless this is your first game, you know very well that these things take time.

Arfanhil the Planner

[benmin18]

Please Brad, you couldn't plan a birthday party. The more time you spend, the more of your own troops and characters you'll watch die.

- Ben
Ice King

[Nick]

OK bentover 18 I'll let you use me as your new hero. Your welcome. What's sarcasim. A new clown lord agent. We quake.
BTW I did once help in taking down a camp. No applause necessary. Still all your kills in the NW/W , let me repeat so as not to confuse you like earlier posts, in the NW/W , your clown agents were right on the spot to take down free commanders after the pops had fallen , never before. I guess even ring-wraithes can get alzheimers and remeber where to go when it's to late. But than JI was never known for his smarts just back-stabbing.
We would invite you to the birthday party Arfie is throwing but hey you would just get lost so why waste the paper.
King Boqueron

[Player]

Originally posted by benmin18
Please Brad, you couldn't plan a birthday party.

You been talking to my wife? Cripes, I pulled the wedding off on my own and couldn't do squat for her 30th...:(

Arfanhil in the Doghouse