Game 235 - Turn 26

[benmin18]

The countdown continues...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Countdown? I think we're on about number "102476" or so. Have you got what it takes?

Tell Saruman this "agent biz" just isn't for him. Don't get me wrong, the loss of a 30 commander is very devestating and all that . . . How will I ever afford another?

Those cheeky SG turds . . . here I thought they had learned how to hire an army, and it was a blasted Duns army all along. I can't wait to squash it like a bug!!

Russangarunya

[Player]

Emily. EMILY :confused: You should see her pictures...gorgeous little toddler, says "Dada" and "Moo" and "Baaa". Very cute. Unless your name is Russangarunya, and when she reaches her little toddler hands out, palms up, and goes "Aaahnaaa!!???", you run for the hills. What a wuss.

Sarubrad Proud Dad

[benmin18]

Oh, Russ, Russ, Russ.... we know SO MUCH MORE than you think... Do I need to do a rundown of inactive nations for you? *Snicker*

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Yes.

[RKFloyd]

Sarubrad,

I'm sorry to have missed meeting sweet little Emily. You see, there was an incident involving some .. . wild camels . . .or something . . . and I had to attend to it with haste! I do hope to meet her one day, though. I hope she comes for another visit soon!

Russangarunya

[benmin18]

*Sigh* Russ, do you really want me to go through this list? It'd be quite an embarassment I think.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Yes.

[RKFloyd]

Sarubrad,

You must thank your agent for blowing that pesky harbor for me. After failing to bring it down with a commander 6 turns in a row, I had given up on it.


Russangarunya

[benmin18]

*Sigh*

Khand, dead... Long Rider, dead... Cloud Lord, dead... Dragon Lord, on life support, Dog Lord, on life support, Dark Lts., soon to be on life support... Meanwhile you guys knocked out the Sinda, that's it.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

We knocked out a nation? Hurray!! How did we do that? We're even better than I thought. This gives me new resolve and purpose to fight to the end. I figure if we knock out one nation every year (which we have done so far!) this game will be over in about 11 years. Happy One-Year Anniversary, Game 235!!

Russangarunya

[benmin18]

Just the one...

Meanwhile we look to knock out a few more.

Hooray for anniversaries!

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Fletch]

Knocked out the Sinda? Ohhh right.....we were supposed to tell 'em it was a consolation prize!

Dont worry Russ, we'll come to Umbar eventually.

Fletch
King of the World Spanning Dwarves!

[Player]

Don't bother going to Umbar, ChickenRunya will simply high-tail it for the bush league camel races in the far desert. I think we'll leave the Piewrit Wreath till the end. He's funny.

Saruman Prioritizing

[benmin18]

What? What's that Lassie? What's that girl? The Corsairs are stuck in a well?? And so are the Dark Lts??? Ah, well, let'em rot...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

And what, girl? Ben is stuck in a hole? At Saruman's? And he Likes it? A lot? What are you trying to insinuate, Lassy?

Bad dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fletch]

Aye-yaaaa

[Gixxer]

Oh you Freps,
you're so sure that you'll win this game.

A real character-show-off at Barad Dur.

We will give A- and B-notes for your performance.

I guess you won't earn so many points.

Allways yours,

Gixxer

[benmin18]

Yeah, we'll win. After we're through with Mordor, we'll be coming down south to burn out everything you have left down there. Barad Dur won't be flying your flag for much longer.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

The South might be a tougher nut to crack than you anticipate . . .

Long live the South, yeee haw!


Russangarunya
Rebel Pirate Wraith

[Player]

Originally posted by RKFloyd
The South might be a tougher nut to crack than you anticipate . . .

Long live the South, yeee haw!


Russangarunya
Chicken Pirate Wuss

I don't believe you.

Saruman the Subconscious

[benmin18]

Shyeah right, Russ... We'll just continue our Sherman's march from Mordor all the way to the Havens and Lugarlur.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Gixxer]

Oh you silly Freps,

you can't cut the fur of the bear into pieces, till you killed the bear !

Do you know what this means ?

I guess not, you're Freps.

Gixxer

[benmin18]

Please, the bear is almost dead anyways. Not he can feel anything from a death-like state, which is what most of you DS are in anyways...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Gixxer]

The bear is dead ?
Can't be, his lifeblood is runnning through my venes.

The bear is still alive.
He's hurt, but you can't imagine the rage of an hurted predator !

Are you shure it was so clever to send all this chars to Barad Dur ?

No, no, no Emkat Rules and Penford SHUSH ( whatever this should mean ), the DS are back in the game and you will feel it !

That's promised !

Allways yours,

Gixxer

[benmin18]

The bear is dead, you're just in denial... Like Russ...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Of course the bear is dead. . . I ATE him!! He's "bearly" as delicious as South Gondor was, but you take what you can eat. It's a Zombie-eat-Bear world out there, kids!!

Russangarunya

[Gixxer]

Hey Ben, watch your flags !

Maybe they will disappear, one after the other !

Yes, I know Pe.....

Explain it and maybe I'll fear it.

But I guess, it's only hot air !

Bye the way do you know " HappyMadCat " ?

Always yours,

Gixxer

[Player]

Originally posted by Gixxer

Bye the way do you know " HappyMadCat " ?

Always yours,

Gixxer

Yes, I know him. Why?

Brad

[Gixxer]

Russ and me in denial ?

I guess not, watch your flags Ben !

They will disappear !


Gixxxer

( tiple X, for the super-hero in me )

[Player]

What's a flag anyway? What are you talking about? Russ, do you even know this guy? Anyone else hear the twilight zone music...? Cripes...

Saruman the Out of Touch

[Gixxer]

Player,
I know you're playing Free and I also know that Freps-players are sometimes let's say " a little bit slow in their brains ".

But you're really, really slow !

You don't know what a flag is ? Hmm !

Okay, let me explain it and please tell me if you're not able to follow my words.

For each pop-center belonging to your nation you have a flag ( and I don't mean your breath after drunken some beer or ... ) on the map, we will get some of this pop-centers soon !
So the number of your pop-centers will decrease and the flags too !

Comprendre ?

If not, I'll try to explain it again !

Always Yours,

Gixxxer

( with triple X, for the super-hero in me )

[Gixxer]

Heyja,
Mickey Mouse transformed to a smurf.

Can I have the Agent-Mouse-costume for my collection ?

Bye,

Gixxxer

( tripple X, for the super-hero in me )

[Gixxer]

Oh Player,
you don't know me !
Let's say I'm your nemesis.
( Do you know about this word or should I better explain it ? )


We will meet at the battlefields of this game sooner or later.

Now we have organized DS, take away the childs and the old from your pop-centers !

Gixxxer

( triple X, for the super-hero in me )

[benmin18]

You guys haven't been too organized in your defense of Mordor, I can only imagine what sort of debacle you have left.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[RKFloyd]

Mordor, Schmordor. The real power is in the ocean . . . heading your way even now. Or someone's way. Someone very near and dear to you. Someone who should be dead already. I'm gonna smurf them Freeps right in their smurfers!!

Russangarunya
Lord of Umbar-Gondor

[Gixxer]

Hi Ben,
thanks for the "smurf-day".

Sometimes DS are thinking that chaos and anarchy are the right way to play this game ( now they've seen the outcome ), but there is a difference between darkness and chaos.

Looks like the DS of this game are understanding how to play ME now, maybe it's too late to change the outcome of this game but we will do our best to turn the tables.

We will see what the next two turns will bring us.

Good gaming,

Gixxxer

( Tripple X, for the super-hero in me )

[benmin18]

Pain and suffering for the Dark Servants, that's for sure...

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Fletch]

Bahh, all I can taste is dirt. Mordor dirt, Khand dirt, Rhovanian dirt. Its gettin' so I can figure out where I am by the taste. Havent seen any orcs for a year and a day. And those damned elves, where did they go? Probably somewhere with trees....bahh never trust an elf! Anyway lads, by the taste of the grit I'd say we're almost there. more salt in the dirt now so we must be gettin close...

Cyril the lost in his address to the troops, shortly before arriving....somewhere....

[RKFloyd]

Fletch,

Make sure you never taste "yellow" sand!!!!!!! Or yellow snow for that matter!

Russanga

[benmin18]

The only thing yellow is that big yellow streak running down your back, sorta like the Confederate Army.

- Ben
Silvan Elves

[Fletch]

As long as we have several gallons of fine Khand Dirt Water to wash the yellow sand down with it doesnt matter. It all pretty much tastes the same at this point.

I hate sand......

Cyril in response to some random dead pirate guy chilling in the desert!