Me1650 G94

[Zombie Rot]

Greetings fellow warlords, dark servants & potential allies

This time around the game will certainly Not start off with a whimper

Good Luck all

Mike M

[Gixxer]

Greetings Warlords !

Let's have fun with this new game !

Some special greetings to our Neutrals, I hope we will have fun with some hard negotiations about .....!

As always don't believe a word from the Free, I know them, you can't trust them !
Each individual of this Free is able to tell you more lies about us, than all emis in the whole game when trying to spread rumors !

Good gaming for all !

Have fun !

Gixxxer

( triple X, for the super-hero in me )

[Gixxer]

Hi Rob,
do we have a date here El Capitano.... ?

See you on the battle-field !

Gixxxer

( Triple X, for the super-hero in me )

[The Eternal]

greetings one and all,

from the empire of Rhudaur

We are looking forward to receiving emmissaries from both sides and can be reached via theeternal@ntlworld.com

Arfanhil
aka Alan

[Gixxer]

Greetings to the mighty nation of Rhudaur !

Greetings Arfanhil,
our emissaries will reach you soon.

Let's have some fun here at the board !

You're comming from Scotland ?

So please tell from which direction the rain is comming now ?

Have had some nice days there at Scotland and some days without rain !

Nice to meet you !

Gixxxer

( Triple X, for the super-hero in me ! )

[The Eternal]

rather strangely we've actually enjoyed a rather sunny day here in Scotland, probably won't last no doubt the rain will be falling from all directions by tomorrow.

Maybe it's all those Germans over for the World Bowl who brought the sunshine with them?

Al

[Zombie Rot]

Greetings to all from the Great Nation of the Dwarven Empire of Middle Earth. We call ourselves an Empire as our far flung digs have taken us across the northern reaches of these lands. Our next 'Big Dig' is planned expansion into those mountains of Mordor & beyond. We hear that room there is a bit tight, a few dogs roaming free & the weather is frightfully hot at times, but we stout warriors shall prevail. Not about to let a few dusty old Nazgul stand in the way.

To the great nations of Haradwaith, Rhuduar, Dunlending, the Corsairs & Easterlings, the Dwarven Empire greets you with a fair hello & invites you to the halls of Khaza-dum to lift a few ales in celebration in our victory for the free peoples of Middle Earth, the Dark Servants are already dead, they just don't know it!! Please join us in this celebration & the spoils of war & adventure as well as the glory of victory shall be shared to all who side with the free.

Glory of Victory < raises tankard of ale >!

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[Zombie Rot]

Greetings Arfanhil,

Do not let the sly words of that Gixxer ( he should use only 2 x's & save some for the rest of us ) sway you so easily. The Free never lie, except when embellishing tales of conquest over them Dark Servants. An emmisary shall be dispatched immediatly to your halls to hopefully be received in good standings.

I beleive I might be of assistance in stating that we here on the U.S. East Coast ( that little place called Connecticut ) have been lucky enough to receive two Junes worth of rain so far. Very soggy here. However, our spirits are bright as we begin this new test of wills amongst us.

Yours in service
Bain - the Dwarven Empire
Mike M - CT. , USA

[SMoyes]

Hail All (yes even you freeps)!!!!

Adunaphel here, and believe me, when I'm here, I'm really here!!!! I want to wish an especially warm welcome to the Corsairs, Harad, Easterlings, Dunlendings and Rhudaur. Join us, it's really warm here (it's always warm where ever I am, just ask old Gixxxer), and with you on our side, we'll fanquish those elf loving war mongers. For we of the nine, are not warmongers, our Lord Sauron is the very essence of what everyone calls an "Equal Opportunity Employer". Just look at the nine, it covers the whole spectrum, from the beautiful (me) to the extremely ugly (Hoarmurath). Now look at the elves, they just want pretty boys. They only tolerate the ugly dwarves (have you ever seen a dwarven woman without a beard? I think NOT!) because they bring them pretty trinkets. And just look at what the free stand for, truth and justice. Is that all there is in life? What about parties? What about getting extremely drunk and picking up the local barmaid? (No barmaid for you, Angamaite darling, I'm here for you, and you too, Ossim Rallah baby) Think about it, a month long kegger at Minas Anor with Elrond the serving boy bringing us mugs of ale. We will have Bain as our waitress, bringing us platters full of roast Tarondor (I know he'll taste like chicken). Just imagine the fun. Or, join the boring free and never party again.

Adunaphel
Fox of Middle Earth

[Gixxer]

Ha, ha, ha

do you really think that the emissaries from the Corsairs, Dunlendings, Harad, Easterlings and Rhudaur wants to need to bend down while walking through you tunnels ?

Welcome at Mordor,
you won't have do bend down while moving through well-climated passages to your suites.
The suites are for sure climated, will have a big bar ( instead of this mini-bars ( I guess this dwarfs have mini,mini-bars ), a vibrating bed with a size of 3 X 3 m and if you want with some really nice girls ( or boys, demons, that depends on you ).
For sure it's all inclusive and without costs for you !

Please let us know where our dragons should take you up for this Mordor-vacation !

The Ice-cube





Try to drink

[Gixxer]

HOOOO,
looks like my " this time maybe the prettiest " is back !

Heyja Scott,
nice to have you back here.
I hope you have enough H2O2 for your "babe-watch-girl".

The prettiest and the uggliest !?

Be fair, I have a wonderfull haired body ( what's about the Dog-lord ) and I have two tails !
That's a little bit more than the others have ( he, he ) !

Have fun !

Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me )

[Gixxer]

Looking on the weather,
Germany will be a desert in nearer future.

But I'm the king of the ice-cubes, I always will have a lot of them to cool my drinks !

Have fun !


Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me ! )

[kampmann]

Easterlinbgs says hello

thomas@kampmann.dk

[Gixxer]

Heyja my rotten zombie !

Do we have a Bain rotting in his caves ?

Now I know why you can't invite some emissaries from the Neutrals.

Must be a horrible stank there down in your caves but maybe all dwarves are smelling like this rotten-one.

It's an advantage for us we will smell your armies and so it's much easier for us to detect you pop-centers and burn them, even without a map !!

Have fun !

Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me )


Not that we're fearing your armies

[Zombie Rot]

Ah yes indeed, the pretty one has arrived again ( hopefully handbagless )

My dear Icemeister our halls are amongst the tallest in all of Middle Earth. Whilest your great castles can certainly boast of vaulted ceilings, being above ground still limits the true archetural possibilities. Why you only have to look to Moria to see how vast & deep we Dwarves can really carve the stone. So there is no need to frighten all those free loving yet undecided potential allies out there into thinking they will be entertained in dusty old caves. We entertain grandly within the Dwarven empire!

Speaking of entertainment, Since when do the dead party?!? Perhaps you speak of the illusion of such grand things but please!!! We dwarves invented ALE & PARTYING!!! We even drink during battle! It adds to the thirst! Yes , my friends the elves do enjoy that weak wine stuff, but a good ale, a stout pony & a broad axe makes for a fine nights outing!! You just have to be careful on how you drink & ride, don't want to spill any ale to the ground.

Off to plan my first party!

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[craterous]

I would partiularly like to hear from South Gondor, QA, and Corsair.

Harad

beperfect1@msn.com
Brian

[Gixxer]

Oh a new outfit,
not a rotting Bain anymore ?

But what should it be, a dwarve ?

or a Harley-Davidson-biker ?

or maybe a dwarve riding a Harley ?

I hope you know that you can't use motobikes instead of mounts.
I'm sure you don't know about this, you're a Frep.

Oh I forgot, dwarven Cavalry it's impossible you don't have Shetland-ponies there in your caves.
One suggestion : use robe ladders to reach the saddle !

And please send me a photo when your army is dismounting from the horses, could be amusing !-

( He, he, only the imagination is really amusing, some dwarves astride their steeds and not knowing how to reach the secure ground !

One tip : Let them fall out of the saddles, also in the case they will reach the ground with their head first, there's not much to damage inside )

Your halls under the earth they should be impressive ?

What can you offer in this halls except for bad air ?

Some drunken dwarfes ?

Dig your earth-holes my little mole, but don't dig them too deep in the Earth maybe you'll find some more of us !


Have fun !

Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me )

[Gixxer]

Greetings Brian,
a first wellcome from the DS !

Our emissaries will reach you soon !

Bye,

Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me )

[Zombie Rot]

Very well my good ice cube maker I have changed my image, hopefully more to your liking, not that I am out to please any Dark Servant.

Please note that I included my axe in the picture, just wanted you to see what I will be using to chop down a few of those Nazgul heads with. Yes , I my need a little boost up to do so but height is irrelevant when your opponent is upon the ground.

To Glory & Victory!

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[Gixxer]

Yeah, the ice-cube-maker is back !

Someone in the South interested in ice-cubes ?
You may need them to cool your drinks !

My delivery-service is well organized and you will have the ice-cubes soon after purchasing them !-


The little mole got a new outfit again, now we have a Ninja-dwarf !

A battle-axe and a sword !

Are you shure you won't cut your own bones when using it ?

" The empire under Middle-Earth ", OooH I'm impressed ( really )!

Please stay there in your earth-holes and don't bore us any longer with this "dwarven-empire"-stuff.

Always Yours !

Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me )

P. S.

Yes the handbag, I forgot.

We found it back ! Yeah, Yeah, Yeah !

[Gixxer]

Sorry I forgot,
you asked me about your outfit and I haven't answered.

Yes, you're looking like a dwarf now !

Not pretty as always !

You want to chop down some of our heads ?
Hmm, take the chop-suey from the freezer, you won't get more !

Bye, Gixxxer

( Triple X for the super-hero in me )

[Zombie Rot]

My dear Freezy Pop

My war plans are almost complete. Unfortunately, your fortress is albiet unaccessible to my armies as the Dog most likely will not let me pass by unmolested, or at least without a sniff. Thus, I will begin excavations immediately & should reach you soonest & then perhaps you can tell me how you intended to support that silly little castle of yours with no basement! Dusty & Rotten my Foot!!!

Keep the ice cold there frosty, this time we meet & party & no handbag will be able to contain my ego after I'm thru!

< Squire!! More Ale!!! & tell the men we dig south to Durthang tonight!!!!! Ah - ha hah ha!!! The Ice man awaits our axes!!!

Bain - King of the Dwarven Army Under Middle Earth

[Gixxer]

Oh Yeah,
I'm still quaking and shivering because of this dwarven-thread !

Huhuhu ! I'm fearing these dwarves !

Mom, please help me there are some ugly small, smelling creatures with long beards out there and they want to catch me
( and not to forget they have a Ninja-dwarf with them ( killing himself when using both weapons) ) !

I guess it would be enough to throw my ice-cubes against your forces to win the battle !

Ha, ha

Always Yours !

Gixxxer

( triple X for the super-hero in me )

[Zombie Rot]

Perhaps there Frosty, you're shivering from to much snow on the castletop ( if there is such a thing in Mordor )

I'm thinking perhaps you & Adunaphel can hold a prettiest ring of Middle Earth competition. You know, show off your precious to each other & slobber over who has the best looking piece of ice on theirs.

Meanwhile, we're still diggin'

More ale! We ride at dawn!!

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[Gixxer]

Heyja Adunaphel,
looks like this little mole has some good ideas from time to time.

Some nice "games" with my ice-cubes involved, not a bad idea ( do you remember 9 1/2 weeks with Kim Bassinger ( I hope you're looking like her at this time, otherwise we need the towel ).
Could have been mine !

More suggestions like this, please !

Looks like there is not much of " precious " we will see from that Ninja-mole, it's too tiny ( it's a dwarf ) !

Oh yes, I know the axe that's your " precious " part of the boddy !

Ha, Ha !

Have fun !

Gixxxer

[jshushan]

Corsairs checking in. I'd love to here from anyone who has interest. I'd especially like to talk to Harad, QA, SG, and EA for obvious reasons. Let's have a fun game.

Jonathan
jshushan@aol.com

[Gixxer]

Hi Jonathan,
only a short, but warm wellcome from the DS at this place.

I guess, our emissaries are already on the road to visit you for negotiations !

Good gaming !

Gixxxer

[Zombie Rot]

There goes the Ice Cube again, making fun of the vertically challenged race & using the 's' word.

Bain - The tallest Dwarf in Middle Earth

[Zombie Rot]

To out do my adversary

A hardy greetings to the mighty nation of the Corsairs from the Dwarven Empire, currently the lone ambassador & emissary here upon this forum representing the Free Peoples of Middle Earth ( grumble, grumble ). A toast to you & your fine nation from the halls of Khaza-dum!

Emissaries have been dispatched to your capitol in hopes of a fine greeting upon this eve of the Free Peoples war against the Dark Servants.

Yours in service

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[SMoyes]

Jees!!

I leave for a minute, and what happens - Short, little, stumpy dwarves get delusions of granduer. Well, it had to happen now because once their severe butt whoopen starts, they won't be able to crawl out of their little holes to even talk!!!!

Sorry bain, I "DO HAVE THE HANDBAG OF DEATH!" I'll be bringing it up to get you soon. I might just have you as my foot worshipper, someone to clean and massage my feet after a long day of kicking some free booty.

Adunaphel,
Bearer of Khamulia's "Handbad of Death"

[Gixxer]

Yeah,
fun on the vertically, I guess you never had it !

You haven't invented the iron-condom up to know ?

Oh, I know not necessary !
Your dwarven-wifes, with the beards, are so ugly that you won't get the right feeling to *** ! eeh !

The only reason why you're population isn't one of the rare-arts is :

it's dark there in this earth-holes ! -

The "S"-word, what do you mean ?

Have fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Little known facts of Middle Earth Vol I

In the beginning of Hoarmurath’s career, before his latter day fame and fortune, he played the part of “The Chicken Lord”, a struggling young actor. In those early days he could not afford his future “Ring of Power” and had to content himself with the lesser “Ring of Effervescence”. He appeared in such C-Grade films as “Eat my Drumstick” and “Plucked and Stuffed”. But it wasn’t until he swapped his trademark “Ring of Effervescence” for the “5th Ring of Power”, and changed his name to the Ice King that he landed his most memorable role in “Gone in 60 seconds…….. a love story”. His latest film sees him return to the short film genre, and involves lots of pointy implements, a few twists, and a surprise ending. Don’t miss “Dain does Durthang”……….

Here at last Gerhard. Let the games begin :-J
Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

You're the Lord of rings, I guess !

Knowing so much about the different rings !

How much of them you've pierced in your ear ?

I guess you pierced most of them in your tounge, otherwise you won't be able to write me something like this !

Heyja Rob,
a really warm wellcome from me at this board !
Nice to have you here " El Capitano ... " !

So let's have an amazing game and a lot's of fun here !

You're playing the Gondorians ( both ) ?

Can you imagine ?
We've got a plan to do it much better than the last time and the "last game" it takes ten turns ! Ha, Ha !

Have fun !

Gixxxer !

[Zombie Rot]

Ahh the beautiful if yet seldom seen Adunaphel has graced me with a message. Please, do not confuse me with a former Lord from Arnor. I Fear no personal accessory of yours!
This here King, stumpy legs & all, is ready to come a sailing, if necessary, to show you how high this dwarf can kick! I guess it to be about Nazgul high!! Hmmmmmm, perhaps a small side tunnel to Lugarlur can be dug as well! Shouldn't be too difficult. Just a right turn at Alberquerque & well la!!! Dwarven Cavalry on your front lawn, ale in one hand, axe in the other! No personal accessories needed. Just a lot of choppin'

hey Icy - 's' for SHORT !!! In height only! Tall in Tales, Love & Ego!

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer
[B]You're the Lord of rings, I guess !

>Knowing so much about the different rings !

No. You should read more books.
Little known facts of Middle Earth Vol II

.... in Sauron's mind a vision of the future did take shape. And with fell magics he wrought his vision upon the Middle Earth. First came the "rings of power", handsome creations of precious metals and gems. When his mighty labours were complete, Sauron did hug himself joyfully, and did bibe much cafe latte with his poetry reading classmates. Then it was suggested that such glorious creations should be accessorised, and so Sauron wrought the "handbags of power". 9 there were, bright and colourful, with partitions for makeup, credit cards, and shopping. And then in a moment of pure genious, Sauron did conceive of the potent - "girdle of power", adventurous "Mini skirt of Power", and the playful as a kitten "Lingerie of Power". Giddy as a schoolgirl he did launch his fashion war upon the Middle Earth.......

>You're playing the Gondorians ( both ) ?

Yes I am playing the Gondorians.... both of them. I'm also as it happens playing the Arthedain, Sinda, and the Dwarves. I'm playing the Noldo, Cardolan and all the other freep. I'm also playing the Easterling, Dunlendings and Rhudaur. In actual fact I'm the "Agent Smith" of Middle Earth. To be honest, the only positions I'm not playing are the Dark Servants (they're all pod people anyway) Every other place you turn - I will be there :-)


>Can you imagine ?
We've got a plan to do it much better than the last time and the "last game"

??? aaah, make mudpies and wash your Barbies?

Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Heyja my little mole,
don't amuse us too much !

The dwarven cavalry would be an amusing sight!

But sailing dwarves ?!

I guess it will take a long, long time to free you guys from the rigging !

Do you wan't that I'm laughing myself to death ?
I guess that's your plan ! eeeh!!!

:D :D

Always yours !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

My dear ringmaster,
you forgot the "ring of fools" ( Llittle known facts of Middle Earth part III ) !

I guess you're already in possession of it !

And you're using it !

Have fun with this ring !

Always Yours !


Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Jeepers Creepers,

What is going on here?:confused:

What's all this one person playing the whole freep team?:confused:

What about the stumpies? Bain obviously thinks he's in the contest, maybe the gondorians, etc... didn't look down and therefore didn't see him.

What ring are we talking about? Gixxxer is right if it's the ring of confusion, Bain will have that. He seems awfull confused to me.

I think you ought to talk to each other, at least a little bit. That way, maybe, just maybe, ya'll might just last longer than 10 turns this time.

Adunaphel
:D

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Buzzing filled Winsten's ears, growing louder, louder. Damned those flies, his nose wrinkled. Only one thing could create such a gathering - Addunyphul. (Oh no I stirred the pot and look what popped out :-)

>QUOTE]Originally posted by SMoyes
[B]Jeepers Creepers,

>What is going on here?:confused:

It’s that DS cheer leader thing again. Right foot, left foot, chew gum, toss hair, giggle…. Right Foot, left foot……. :-)

>What's all this one person playing the whole freep team?:confused:

..... chew gum, toss hair, giggle, right foot......... :-)

>What ring are we talking about? Gixxxer is right if it's the ring of confusion, Bain will have that. He seems awfull confused to me.

I put it down to the smell. One might say it's a fairly dangerous level to be on when you're a stumpy............ next to Goblin Gate.

>I think you ought to talk to each other, at least a little bit. That way, maybe, just maybe, ya'll might just last longer than 10 turns this time.

You really think I'll need the others then? Thanks for the advice Adunnyphul, but I thought the DS would do half of my work for me :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
My dear ringmaster,
you forgot the "ring of fools" ( Llittle known facts of Middle Earth part III ) !

I think you mean ship of fools, and daisy chain of DS doofus’s :-)

>I guess you're already in possession of it !

I am full to overflowing of it mate………. Charm, wit, I can dance, I can sing….

>And you're using it !

Caught me there, stop it I’m blushing :-)

>Always Yours !

Oh no don’t bring me into this. No egg layers in my family. That silly red wobbly thing on top of your head (the bigger silly red wobbly thing on your shoulders) means your Daddy was another Chicken.

Winsten Wun Toof


Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Oh,
it looks like the "Ring of Fools" is showing it's qualities !

Gondorians are thinking that they're fighting against chickens, that's wellcome !

What else do you see ? Sailing dwarfes ? Orks in hot pants ?

Yeah,
dance and sing, while we're burning your pops!

Bye,

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Wow,

Not even on turn 1 yet and the muck is flying. I can't wait to see how much the freeps cackle when they're eating crow! Perhaps the reason they think that they're going to do better this time is that they're going to all run away to the Grey Havens and make us not only find them but chase them down. That's your plan, isn't it, Bain?

Adunaphel
She who would love to see the stumpy, horse riding sailors come down to my part of the world.

[Gixxer]

... and they're singing " I'm sailing "while fighting against the rigging !

While Winston is looking for Easter-eggs some imaginary Easter bunnies have hidden in Gondor !

Are there more of this side effects, Winston ?


as always, yours

Gixxxer ( the Lord of the chicks, not chicken !! ( In this case you're mixing up something, don't think too often about your family ! )

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Oh,
it looks like the "Ring of Fools" is showing it's qualities !

>Gondorians are thinking that they're fighting against chickens, that's wellcome !

Ummmm, you don’t fight against chickens. You whack them over the head, stuff them with bread and an onion, then you eat them. I’ve watched my wife do it, they definitely don’t fight, it seems to be a fairly business like relationship to me :-)

>What else do you see ? Sailing dwarfes ?

Well Nazgul were descended from coconuts, and they can cross vast oceans, I don’t see why a dwarf can’t crawl inside a rum bottle and do the same :-)

>Orks in hot pants ?

It takes the attention off their severe ugliness. Just add 6 kegs of beer and you Dark Servants mightn’t be a dying race any more :-)

>Yeah,
dance and sing, while we're burning your pops!

Geez that sounds a bit rough. And I don’t even like hot candlewax. Better wear your best dress and bring a lot of beer :-)

>Gixxxer

Triple xxx shows he couldn’t spell egg :-)

Regards Winsten Wun Toof

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
Wow,

>Adunaphel
She who would love to see the stumpy, horse riding sailors come down to my part of the world.

Given the number of maritime nations that are going to be taking their R&R in QA territory – exactly how many sailors can you handle? :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Yep, it's a rough world !
Free-pop-centers in flames and no Chicken Lord but an Ice-cube-maker and lord of the chicks there !

That with the beer it's okay !
But must be German-beer, not kangaroo-piss !

So where to meet up with the beer ?

Bye,

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Who killed blondie ?

Scott, what's that ?

Bye, Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

So blondie is back !

Take a look on the text, please ( not on the photo ) !

The Lord of the chicks !

Have fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Gixxxer,

Don't get so upset!!!! I was just washing the body covering and had to borrow a replacement while the old one was at the dry cleaners. You know we Nazgul don't have bodies of our own and we must use coverings.

I must say, though, I'm a wee bit jealous of your new one. It looks like something I should wear, or Jill Indur! My personal opinion is that you looked better in your old one.

Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Heyja Scott,

Gixxxer will find himself, be sure about that !

All the best !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Thank you for finding me this body Gixxxer!!!

I hope you stole of a freep!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adunaphel:D

[Zombie Rot]

< long whistle >

Wow there Adunaphel! Almost makes a dwarf wanna put down his ale & axe.. Almost........

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle Earth

[Gixxer]

Heyja Adunaphel,
really nice outfit !

Are you still available ? Carving and slavering !

This mole is not a competitor, he's too small and not benefited with two ... !


This No 100 is for you Scott, for the fun we had and the fun we will have !

Always Yours !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Gixxxer,

I thought you were 100 centuries ago?

Adunaphel
The youngest of the Nazgul

[Gixxer]

Heyja Adunaphel,
you're mixing up something !

I'm 1000 years in the future !

It wasn't long ago I talked to Darth Vader.

Really nice guy, not so strong like me ( always this asthmatical breathing ) but we had a nice small-talk about this laser-swords.
May be we can use them too, he promised me to give us some of them !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[The Eternal]

Lots of Free armies descending on Angmar, looks exciting!

Come on folks tell little ol' Rhudaur what's happening in the big wide and wicked world.

Arfanhil

[Jill Indur]

Hey Gain,
I have the "ring of losers" waiting for you.
Khamulia & Jill

[Gixxer]

Greetings Arfanhil,
Free-armies against Angmar ?

Not more than we've seen in other games.

WK will get his support from Mordor !

Bye, Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Jill,

Those eyes of yours are hypnotizing. Is that how your going to kill little Bain? Hypnotize him with those eyes of yours while you rip his throat out?

Adunaphel,
She who has other body parts to hypnotize foes with

[Zombie Rot]

Good morning here my little dusty Dark types..

Well it seems everyone wanted to go play with Tarandor, although Freezy pop did send a few little friends up to play in the woods. Is that the Ice wagon with my order to keep the ale cold with?

Hello Jill from Gain ( note that I will gain, you will loose that little pop center next turn, just a little joke )

Scouts see that Murazor is still up to old tricks. Tell Witchie poo that I'm awaiting, as are others!

and at last I see the backdoor has been left wide open for my marching mayhem. Thanks everyone!!!

Bain - King of the Ales!!

[Blind Mage]

My dear Bain,

I'm afraid that my backdoor is exit only. So please take your marching mayhem elsewhere.

Akhorahil, Blindest of Mages

[Gixxer]

Ah, the little mole is still alive.
No deadly encounter on turn one, what a pitty !

Yeah, the ICEMAN is there !

Unfortunately there's only one sort of ice-cream left : bloody !

A new creation of mine, I hope it will be digestible !

If not, who cares ! Sinda's will die soon !


Ha, ha, ha

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

The little mole want's to come through the back-door ?

As the " Blind Mage "already said, we don't have a back-door !
We have an army output there in the South !

Nervertheless, would be amusing to see your mounted-mountain-navy carrying the ships on their dwarfen-backs while the ponies are walking beside !

Always Yours !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
Thank you for finding me this body Gixxxer!!!

>I hope you stole of a freep!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adunaphel:D

Well if you can't see the trotters and the curly tail - it didn't come from a Dark Servant :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[Winsten Wun Toof]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer
[B]Heyja Adunaphel,
you're mixing up something !

>I'm 1000 years in the future !

Be nice if you'd pay a little more attention round about 1650.

>It wasn't long ago I talked to Darth Vader.

>Really nice guy, not so strong like me ( always this asthmatical breathing ) but we had a nice small-talk about this laser-swords.
May be we can use them too, he promised me to give us some of them !

You can keep your light (weight) sabre. You'll be a cryin' in your beer when I put down my iron thang sister........

Winsten Wun Fing

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by The Eternal
Lots of Free armies descending on Angmar, looks exciting!

>Come on folks tell little ol' Rhudaur what's happening in the big wide and wicked world.

Well Arfanhil, my best guess is that the WK's a passin' bricks hopin' we can't get in. What you say li'l Witch Pig? :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Arfanhil

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Jill Indur
Hey Gain,
>I have the "ring of losers" waiting for you.
Khamulia & Jill

So someone finally told you it was a ring not a necklace hey? :-) Still a few hundred years of oxygen deprivation never hurt a DS did it

Winsten Wun Toof

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Greetings Arfanhil,
Free-armies against Angmar ?

>Not more than we've seen in other games.

>WK will get his support from Mordor !

Yes they will be living with him soon - bwah ha ha.

A curse on both your houses

Winsten Wun Toof

Bye, Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
The little mole want's to come through the back-door ?

>As the " Blind Mage "already said, we don't have a back-door !
We have an army output there in the South !

>Nervertheless, would be amusing to see your mounted-mountain-navy carrying the ships on their dwarfen-backs while the ponies are walking beside !

Then just keep laughing happy boy, your wish will come true :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Always Yours !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Wow,

looks like Winsten had his monthly creative five minutes !

Or do you you need to score in posting ?


Bye,

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Wow,

>looks like Winsten had his monthly creative five minutes !

>Or do you you need to score in posting ?

Definitely looking at the score, and if you'd just keep quiet I only have to post another 100 times to overtake you :-) Still I've made more points :-)

Cheers

Winsten

XXX because his mother couldn't spell "No" :-)


Bye,

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Ah,
that's it !

You want to keep me quiet !

Forget about this !

Gixxxer will always have the right statement to the stuff you're writing !

My mother said yes and here I am !

Yes, I know !
you know these many X's only from your own signature !

Ha, ha

Oh no - not yours,
won't interfere in family-affairs !

Have fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Hey Gixxxer,

Looks like Winsten Wun Toof has a bag case of the freep diarrhea, he keeps spewing crap from both ends. Like before, we'll just have to kill them all to make Middle Earth a better place.

Adunaphel

[SMoyes]

Well,

I supose the freeps are thinking that they can sneak that stuntie army in behind the northmen and eothraim (we see you bain). It won't work, we see all, we know all. Also, your run and hide tactics at Minas Ithil won't work either.

Adunaphel

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
Hey Gixxxer,

>Looks like Winsten Wun Toof has a bag case of the freep diarrhea, he keeps spewing crap from both ends. Like before, we'll just have to kill them all to make Middle Earth a better place.

Even if you did your worst I don’t think you’d kill me ……….. I’d probably chew both my arms off so I didn’t wake you up, but I don’t think it would kill me :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

>Adunaphel

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
Well,

>I supose the freeps are thinking that they can sneak that stuntie army in behind the northmen and eothraim (we see you bain). It won't work, we see all, we know all. Also, your run and hide tactics at Minas Ithil won't work either.

Chances are fairly good you'll see us bringing heavy handed discipline to all of your populations as well, doesn't mean you'll be able to do anything about it :-)

Kindest regards

Winsten Wun Toof
Peace through heavy handed discipline.

Adunaphel

[SMoyes]

Freeps,

It doesn't look like Winsten Wun Toof has heard about the "Handbag of Death". Kindly indoctrinate him before I have to.

Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Yeah !

"heavy hand(ed) discipline" !

Don't use your hands to much ( rubble, rubble ), I guess your wife should do this job !

Ha, Ha Ha

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by SMoyes
Freeps,

>It doesn't look like Winsten Wun Toof has heard about the "Handbag of Death". Kindly indoctrinate him before I have to.

They have the same problems with dolphins accidentally swallowing plastic shopping bags. You just have to remember - if it's larger than a soccer ball - it doesn't go into your mouth!! and you'll be fine :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Adunaphel

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Yeah !

>"heavy hand(ed) discipline" !

>Don't use your hands to much ( rubble, rubble ), I guess your wife should do this job !

Don't get yourself too hopeful, afterall - she wont go any easier on you than I would - she's a teacher! She'd still pull your dress over your head and spank you like a naughty school-girl (still it aint so bad, any attention is good attention :-)

>Ha, Ha Ha

>Gixxxer

xxx because he couldn't spell "gently" :-)

PS Turn's nearly due again Gerhard, good luck, see you on the other side.

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Hi Winsten,

D-G-E-H-N-T-L-I-I-H

Ha perfect, are you now satisfied Winsten !


Sorry, in the case I shot over the target, wasn't my intention !

Sometimes this style of Australian humour is not so usual for me !

Good Gaming,

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Hi Winsten,

>D-G-E-H-N-T-L-I-I-H

Ga-huh? Sorry I have no idea what you're talking about. Luckily I'm in good company with the other 5 billion earthlings who are similarly confused?? :-)

>Sometimes this style of Australian humour is not so usual for me !

Easy once you get the hang of it. Basically it's pretty heavy handed. If someone else is getting a pizzling, it's good fun :-)

>Good Gaming,

You too, and luck to the team.

Winsten Wun Toof

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Hi Winsten,
I've tried to spell "gently", can't you read it ?!

But sometimes I'm able to spell and understand it correctly, but only sometimes !

Ha, Ha

Have fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Adunaphel Here,

Freeps, sometimes even we don't know what Gixxxer is saying. We just know that when he's drooling he wants to kill some freeps. So, we drag him in front of all the freep women we capture (although, he doesn't (and I don't blame him) like those bearded dwarven women) and he starts drooling and then he'll go off and kill someone. It's simple, effective and it does get rid of some of the more troublesome freeps.:D


Adunaphel,
One of the holders of Gixxxer's leash (Jill and Khamulia are the other ones, with Jill having the shortest leash)

[Gixxer]

Gixxxer on a leash ?

Looks like this chicks have some unrealizable illusions.
What are you dreaming at night ?

No, better you don't tell me about it or we will be censored soon !

"ME 1650 G94, only for adults, banned for young people !"--



Drooling, Me ?!
I'm not a drooling bull-dog !


Only in the seldom cases when my senses are hitting upon some sensuoussly intoxicating beauty ( I don't mean dwarven women with this words ! ), maybe you'll see a drop of slaver on my fangs !

And my first thoughts they're of course not "which is the best way to kill her, rather than I'm thinking "where's the next bedroom or would the carpet be enough ?"

The killing-thought, they're comming later, always when they want to have maintenance for all the sweet, little predators.

It should be an honour for them ( still beginning to rage ) ...


Have fun and some blood on your fang !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Dear DS, with all this talk about you lot biting people, it got me to thinking which of you I should pull the fangs out of first. Then what would you do without any teeth? I suppose you’d have to suck everyone to death :-) As a side line, would that mean your orcs would have to take the fangs off their shields and replace them with a big set of lips? :-) Hey stop it, I’m frightening myself – ha ha. Hey maybe we were mistaken about the “eye of Sauron”, maybe it’s really just a very badly drawn pout? But why have a “Mouth of Sauron” then? Oh and by the way, which bit of Sauron are the rest of you? Don’t worry Gixxxer, I can guess what you do for a day job :-)

Keep thinking happy thoughts until Thursday.

Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Hey Winsten,
where is the everything repeating parrot ?
Or are you really able to write in full sentences ?

Ha, Ha you want to have one of my fangs, pardon you're believing you already have one of my fangs.

Someone must have sold you a bad immitation of this wonderfull fangs, otherwise it's not understandable what you're talking about or the last beer was one too much and delirium tremens is near.

Another explanation could be that the compulsive desire to win this game is showing it's consequences and Winsten is living in a dream-world far beyond reality now.

I've heard in such cases it would be helpfull for the affected person to speak further on.

Okay Winsten, give us some more of this, in the hope we will able to cure you soon !

By the way did you heard of Hoarmuraths deadly kiss ?


Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Hey Winsten,
where is the everything repeating parrot ?
Or are you really able to write in full sentences ?

Hey just let me make sure you can walk before we try running :-)

>Ha, Ha you want to have one of my fangs, pardon you're believing you already have one of my fangs.

I picked it up in a souvenir shop in Harad. I thought it was a Hoarmurath action figure...... but it turned out to be a lucky koala turd (hey if you can believe this, the Japanese love buying transparent plastic koala keyrings with an authentic koala dunger in the middle of them, apparently it's good luck! Hey my bloody new dog has made my yard into Japanese Nirvana :-)

> Someone must have sold you a bad immitation of this wonderfull fangs,

Actually I couldn't tell the difference :-)

>Another explanation could be that the compulsive desire to win this game is showing it's consequences and Winsten is living in a dream-world far beyond reality now.

Ha ha, just keep flapping those gums :-)

>By the way did you heard of Hoarmuraths deadly kiss ?

That depends on whether you've heard of Winsten's hairy butt!

>Have Fun !

I'm afraid the pleasure would be all yours :-)

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Heyja Winsten,
with the hairy butt you mean this ugly thing right in the middle of your shoulders, right ?

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Gentlemen,

Now, this thing has degenerated far enough, I think. Don't you? I think we should get back to talking about the contest and not body parts (unless of course, the parts that are going to be put on a stick as we rampage through the freep pop centers).:p

So, we'll talk about death and destruction, war and mayhem, how bad or good everyone is doing, and keep this thread out of the censor section (is there one?).

Adunaphel

[The Eternal]

after an almost constant stream on inane rubbish i was hoping after the results were in someting of real interest may have been posted, so far nothing..

in fact this is the quietest i've seen things, what's up folks no one manage to achieve anything of worth this time out?

Surely someone must have something to gloat about?

Come on entertain Rhudaur with your stories of glorious victories.

Al

[SMoyes]

My Dear Rhudaur,

I can tell you that the mighty FK took Minas Ithil (along with the Dark Lieutenants) and hold the key to the Ithil. Now those worthless Gondorians decide they want it back and bring three armies to battle us. The battle will be bloody. The battle will be furious. The battle will most likely end in a furious, bloody stalemate with the FK still holding Minal Ithil!!!!:D

Ren, and Adunaphel

[The Eternal]

that's exactly what i had in mind, more please!!

A

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
My Dear Rhudaur,

>I can tell you that the mighty FK took Minas Ithil (along with the Dark Lieutenants) and hold the key to the Ithil. Now those worthless Gondorians decide they want it back and bring three armies to battle us. The battle will be bloody. The battle will be furious. The battle will most likely end in a furious, bloody stalemate with the FK still holding Minal Ithil!!!!:D

The DS have a certain problem, they've only got 20 digits so anything above that is just ummm lots and lots. So when two armies of lots and lots face off against each other, the DS think it's going to be a bloody stalemate. Fact of the matter is that the DS are the ones that get killed down to the last sheep, so it's a bit hard to count the enemy's losses no matter how many fingers you've got (when you're dead). Our lots and lots is bigger than your lots and lots Adunnyphul.

Winsten Wun Toof - I came, I saw, they smelled bad so I buried them.

Ren, and Adunaphel

[Winsten Wun Toof]

In the chill hour of dawn a crowd gathered in the growing light. Tonn Varthkur, a healthy mage stepped forward calling challenge. Tarondor a healthy and surprisingly good looking commander stepped forward to answer. Tonn drew a circle in the sand. While he concentrated, tongue hanging out, trying to remember what shape a circle was, Tarondor tapped him on the head with his warhammer. Onlookers judged the odds to be roughly even since they were now the same height (give or take a head). That was until Tonn blinked his eyes once (being the only part of him that now appeared above his spikey collar) and toppled to the ground. Tarondor was declared victor by default and had Tonn turned into a lovely dash mat and matching fluffy dice set.

Book of the Angry Worm Vol XCIV

Chapter titled - most of the world believed in "the Flat Earth Theory". Tonn Varthkur however believed in the "Flat Head Theory"

Winsten Wun Toof :-)

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>[QUOTE]Originally posted by The Eternal
[B]after an almost constant stream on inane rubbish i was hoping after the results were in someting of real interest may have been posted, so far nothing..

Oi!!! this is the only reason why Gixxxer and I play :-)

Mutter .... Nasty Neutrals.... They're only neutral cos no one likes them...... Otherwise they'd all be freep :-)

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof.

[Gixxer]

Heyja Winsten,
all this friendly words we've written should be a "constant stream of inane rubbish" ?
He must mean you with this words !

On the other hand, yes I like this "inane rubbish".
Let's do that further on !

Have Fun and war !

Gixxxer

[Zombie Rot]

I step away for a weeks worth of hard digging & look what I find!!!

Well, the Rhu ask for a little news. Winston was kind enough to do the euligy for Tonn.

The freezy pop beleives that they hold the Ithil pass. Alas the armies standing against the full might of Gondor will not prevail. & where is the great Ice Maker heading to? I thought you were coming to play? Heading home will only find that I have managed to finish that new basement of yours in time to watch your castle sink to a new low ( if it ever hits bottom !!! )

I shall chime in with my great victory. The dwarves liberated Nahald Kudan from the dread Dragon Lord & will reduce the filthy den of Goblin Gate to ruins at the coming of the next battle. While WK is also going to get a surprise or 2 as well. Welcome to my humble abode. We've been waiting. Old tricks are just that... old.

News from the Underground

Bain - King of the Dwarven Empire Under Middle earth

[Gixxer]

Ah, the zombie-dwarf is back.

I've already thought that Winsten has forbidden you to post much more of this stuff.-

Oh, you were able to capture an undefended village.
Indeed a great victory, already showing your tactical powers.

All the other things, you're only dreaming about them and not more.

Bye,

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

The FK wonders if the Gondors did any kind of scouting at Minas Ithil before they made their bold statements? One never knows where Jill Indur and Din Ohtar will show up with their merry bands. Could it be Minas Ithil? Could those Gondorian armies run home leaderless? Well, we'll just have to wait and see, but you freeps won't wait, you'll turn tail and run back across the bridge. Let me tell you, Minas Anor isn't safe either (psst - keep that last bit a secret).

Adunaphel and Ren
(a mismatch if I ever seen one, Ren is so Unclean!)

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by SMoyes
The FK wonders if the Gondors did any kind of scouting at Minas Ithil before they made their bold statements?

Alas we were going to get Tarondor to do it but he took a little too long to singlehandedly wipe out all of that dog cav :-) Still they can't save the FK and DkLt's moochers can they :-)

>One never knows where Jill Indur and Din Ohtar will show up with their merry bands.

Geez I hope it aint in my pool. I'd have to spank my 4 year old for that :-)

Or is that like Santa claus and the elves? :-) Hey I'll expect you all for christmas then shall I?

>Could it be Minas Ithil? Could those Gondorian armies run home leaderless? Well, we'll just have to wait and see, but you freeps won't wait, you'll turn tail and run back across the bridge. Let me tell you, Minas Anor isn't safe either (psst - keep that last bit a secret).

Oh you must mean Happyrat the Ice King? :-) I think we'll have enough.

Winsten Wun Toof

Adunaphel and Ren
(a mismatch if I ever seen one, Ren is so Unclean!)

[SMoyes]

Winsten Wun Toof:confused:

One has to wonder if your ashamed of who you are? A quick glance of all the posts and I don't see what nation your the head of. Well, it just doesn't matter. Active nation or a blasted dropped nation (which you'll soon be, whatever nation you are) you'll soon be singing a different song.

As for your pool, yes, Jill and Din have been there. Didn't you see the baby ruth candy bars floating around in it? And as for Christmas, yes we'll see you for the holidays. Shall we say the Grey Havens? That sounds good, we'll meet there as we chase you through the rest of Middle Earth.

Adunaphel
She who is proud to be a Nazgul

[Gixxer]

Heyja Adunaphel & Ren,
take a look on that what Winsten is carrying between his shoulders ( he discribed it some postings ago ), now you now why he's only able to post ****.

**** and hot air that's all he's able bring out of his hairy "budd-head".

Yeah, HAPPYRAT that's nice !

Winsten do you know that rats are very intelligent creatures ?

I guess not, you're a Frep and you're only able to use your half-bit intellect to comb your horses.

I've heard Tarondor must use some crutches to move, looks like he had got some blows in this infight with Tonn.

So take care that there are not so many stones on Tarondor's way, he could stumble and break his neck !


Ha, ha, ha, ha

The Icerat called Gixxxer !

Have Fun !

[Gixxer]

Hey,
they censored me !

**** means s-h-i-t !

[Winsten Wun Toof]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by SMoyes
[B]Winsten Wun Toof:confused:

> One has to wonder if your ashamed of who you are? A quick glance of all the posts and I don't see what nation your the head of. Well, it just doesn't matter. Active nation or a blasted dropped nation (which you'll soon be, whatever nation you are) you'll soon be singing a different song.

Fantastic! By the way, small question - What are you going to do it with? Seems to me that we've squished just about everything with eyes in Mordor (reason why I mention eyes is that we slaughtered a few potatoes as well. Someone pointed out that they look like Nazgul. At last count we'd killed 4237.4 Nazgul before we figured it out (the .4 was a definite Nazgul). If there are any real potatoes in that number can you please let us know...... potatoes are useful :-)

> As for your pool, yes, Jill and Din have been there. Didn't you see the baby ruth candy bars floating around in it? And as for Christmas, yes we'll see you for the holidays. Shall we say the Grey Havens? That sounds good, we'll meet there as we chase you through the rest of Middle Earth.

I thought christmas had come early. Tonn Varthkur was certainly bitten by the spirit of giving to the freep. Must have nearly cleaned the Dog's nation out of toys (he'll have to hang a steak around his neck so the other kids will play with him now). Not that we needed them, but it is the spirit of giving that's all important afterall :-)

> Adunaphel
> She who is proud to be a Nazgul

I'll put a good word in for you in the Halls of Mandos, you're not nearly as badly behaved as the rumours suggest, I think you're just misunderstood. Perhaps we could host an intervention for you, or hold hands and sing 60's music until the Age of Aquarius collides with Uranus (or whatever that Peacenik Hippy crap was :)

Winsted Wun Toof
The rose in my cheeks is not from embarrasment.

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Heyja Adunaphel & Ren,
take a look on that what Winsten is carrying between his shoulders ( he discribed it some postings ago ), now you now why he's only able to post ****.

Hey Gerhard, while we're talking about each other's portrait, is that a thumb up your nose? Or is it some small critter seeking a room with an unimpeded view? :-)

>Yeah, HAPPYRAT that's nice !

>Winsten do you know that rats are very intelligent creatures ?

Only compared to worms and coconuts. So given that you're number 5, which of the remaining is Adunnyphul? :-)

>I guess not, you're a Freep and you're only able to use your half-bit intellect to comb your horses.

Yeah, it's a curse that goes along with cavalry, no problems for the DS though :-)

>I've heard Tarondor must use some crutches to move, looks like he had got some blows in this infight with Tonn.

Nah, he had a chariot made out of Tonn's fat head :-)

>The Icerat called Gixxxer !

Have Fun !

[SMoyes]

Gees,

Kill one little guy, and you think you won the game (well, killing Tonn was better than you did all last game).

Just let it be known that every dog has their day and you had yours last turn.

Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Heyja Rob-Winsten-Wun-Toof,
okay let's forget the "portraits" and that's what's up our noses.
Could say something to this but I'll stop myself doing it.---

Yeah, rats are more intelligent than worms or coconuts and Gondorians.
You forgot the Gondorians in your enumeration !

Oh, you constructed a chariot out of Tonn's head !?

So Tarondor must be a really small guy.
Looks like Tonn stumbled over him and fell down, mortaly wounded by this accident !

That's the real story of the challenge, right ?

Ha, Ha !

Have Fun !

The Happy Icerat called Gixxxer !

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
Gees,

>Kill one little guy, and you think you won the game (well, killing Tonn was better than you did all last game).

>Just let it be known that every dog has their day and you had yours last turn.

Sorry were you talking to me or are you chewing bricks? Should you be making so much noise when you're so easily stepped on? :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Adunaphel

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer
[B]Heyja Rob-Winsten-Wun-Toof,

>Oh, you constructed a chariot out of Tonn's head !?

>So Tarondor must be a really small guy.

Not as small as Tonn. He fits nicely in an ash tray now :-) I'll ask Tarondor for you but it'll all be a bit academic if he runs into you first :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[SMoyes]

EEK!!!!

We were in danger of dropping to the second page. Damn, that would of been a catastrophe of epic porportions.

Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Hi Winston,
so look for some more ashtrays or better an ashbin, you'll need them for your armies.

Bye, Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

This post is to accomplish three things:

1. Lets the freeps know that we're thinking of them.
2. Puts the thread back up where it belongs.
3. Gets me to 100 posts!

Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Ha, Ha

You need to have the 100. post, right !

We don't have to think about the Free-armies.
They'll be history soon !

Looks like Winsten Wuff Wuff hasn't found a larger ash-tray for the remains of his forces !?

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer

>We don't have to think about the Free-armies.
They'll be history soon !

>Looks like Winsten Wuff Wuff hasn't found a larger ash-tray for the remains of his forces !?

Central Mordor - Middle Earth's largest ash tray (or sandbox depending on how you look at it)

Winsten Wun Toof - holidays over - back to the world of grown ups.

[Gixxer]

Heyja Winston Wuff Wuff,
oh do we disturbed your dreams of victory ?

Some traps and you're running in them.

Next results will be very interesting !!!

Ha, Ha, Ha,

Bye, Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Heyja Winston Wuff Wuff,
oh do we disturbed your dreams of victory ?

>Some traps and you're running in them.

>Next results will be very interesting !!!

Ummm, arrrr, Gerhard are you looking at game 94 results? Knowing that we did it AFTER we've spent all your gold on booze and fast women does not constitute catching us in a trap :-) And no, we know your women are ugly, but even in a sack we didn't mistake Bulrakur for one of them :-)

Winsten Wun Toof.

Ha, Ha, Ha,

Bye, Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
This post is to accomplish three things:

> 1. Lets the freeps know that we're thinking of them.

In tight clothes with chocolate sauce all over us? :-)

> 2. Puts the thread back up where it belongs.
3. Gets me to 100 posts!

You must be pretty empty by the time you leave your mark on them all :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Adunaphel

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
My Dear Rhudaur,

>I can tell you that the mighty FK took Minas Ithil (along with the Dark Lieutenants) and hold the key to the Ithil. Now those worthless Gondorians decide they want it back and bring three armies to battle us. The battle will be bloody. The battle will be furious. The battle will most likely end in a furious, bloody stalemate with the FK still holding Minal Ithil!!!!:D

Hey I was looking back through past posts and couldn't help but be impressed at this gem of a prediction. Good call. It was indeed bloody as the Gondors reportedly took "some" losses when three of their troops fell over each other and skinned seven knees in their haste to violate Mordor (if you need that one explained you are obviously a DS :-). Nothing Stale about the Gondors Mate :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Ren, and Adunaphel

[SMoyes]

Winsten Wun Toof

Seems to me that the FK still owns Minas Ithil and that your glorious troops are in for a rude awakening at Barad Ungol.

Oh well, you had your day.

Adunaphel and Ren

[Winsten Wun Toof]

A letter to the Quiet Avenger.

Dear Adunnyphul. I understand the excitement and agitation that compels you to outbursts that may shock and amuse those around you. Afterall the "Quiet Avenger" is a difficult role. My question to you is - What part of "Quiet" don't you understand? Since you can't be an avenger it would be nice for us purists if you kept part of the bargain :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[Jill Indur]

To all:
Gixxxer is fasing massive computer problems and will be offline for several days.

BTW, anyone want to know what Gixxxer means?

[Jill Indur]

Oh Winston Wuff Wuff,
You think you can have Dol Guldor? Better refuse or you'll face the handbag of death. I have an extra brick waiting.
Khamulia

[Gixxer]

Heyja Winsten Wuff Wuff,

Yeaph !

Looks like this machine is doing it's job again !

After several nights without much sleep I'm online again !

Yes Winsten,
I've read the results of the last turn, looks like you haven't done the same.

Otherwise you would know that your Gondorian-armies will lose next turn.

Oh what a pitty, all this mighty armies wasted for nothing !

Do you really have thought that you can get us with this simple tactics ?

Now you'll have to fight and you'll lose !

So you better go and collect some ashtrays, you'll need some more for your armies.

And choose a beautifull-one for Tarondor, mustn't be so large maybe a foxglove would be enough !-

Do you think we're running out of gold because of your brilliant tactics, failled again.
Some of your proud nations are near bancrupt, right !?-

I'll send some agents to check your gold, so we will see how good you're doing !!

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Hi Rob,
lost all my data and also the address-book, please send me a private-mail ( in the case Javi won't read this, please tell him about my problems ) !!

[Gixxer]

Some Greetings to the Neutral-nations !

My wife already told you that I had some computer-problems !

Please send me a short mail to get your current e-mail-address !

Thanks !

Good gaming !

Gerhard

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Jill Indur
To all:
>Gixxxer is fasing massive computer problems and will be offline for several days.

>BTW, anyone want to know what Gixxxer means?

I understand Gixxxer just as well as the Quiet Avenger understands "Quiet" :-)

What does it mean?

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Jill Indur
Oh Winston Wuff Wuff,
You think you can have Dol Guldor? Better refuse or you'll face the handbag of death. I have an extra brick waiting.

Yeah I heard about the brick. Just don't sit down, will make it far harder for me to have you stuffed and mounted after the shouting's over :-). Hey, if you're willing to give me some more toys I'm more than keen to take them off you :-) Afterall, when you only come up to Tarondor's ankle it's all pretty academic whether he's got a pen stuck in his nose.

Winsten Wun Toof

Khamulia

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Heyja Winsten Wuff Wuff,

>Yes Winsten,
I've read the results of the last turn, looks like you haven't done the same.

>Otherwise you would know that your Gondorian-armies will lose next turn.

What again? That means you'll have killed them twice. Wonder what else of yours they'll squish before they lie down :-)

>Oh what a pitty, all this mighty armies wasted for nothing !

You know what they say. Until you open your mouth, they can only suspect........... :-) Our opinions will have to vary here.

>Do you really have thought that you can get us with this simple tactics ?

>Now you'll have to fight and you'll lose !

ha ha ha. :-)

>And choose a beautifull-one for Tarondor, mustn't be so large maybe a foxglove would be enough !-

Taron who? :-)

>Do you think we're running out of gold because of your brilliant tactics, failled again.
Some of your proud nations are near bancrupt, right !?-

You lot shouldn't be in trouble. You don't have armies to maintain afterall :-)

>I'll send some agents to check your gold, so we will see how good you're doing !!

Please yourself. Just make sure they don't look like cockroaches, otherwise there's a tragic mistake in the wind :-)

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
I understand Gixxxer just as well as the Quiet Avenger understands "Quiet" :-)

What does it mean?

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof


Heyja Winsten,
I haven't asked you about your name, right ?

So why do you want to know what Gixxxer is meaning ?

Maybe I'll tell you about it, but not now !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Hmm,
to stuck a pen in Tarondor's nose could be interesting.

Maybe we will try that before killing him !

Looks like you haven't found a foxglove for the reamins of him, right ?

Dear Winsten, maybe our opinions concerning the armies you're commanding are variying, but what are you able to do.
Your armies are there to fight and our armies are there to fight.

We will see what will happen !

Even in the case you'll beat us and this won't happen, the remains of your proud Gondorian-armies aren't a danger any longer.

Don't worry too much about your armies !
You already destroyed some bridges, so we can't reach you so soon !

Ha, Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

It really doesn't seem like ole Winston is looking at the same results the rest of Middle Earth is, does it?

He'll find out soon enough.

Adunaphel and Ren

[Gixxer]

You're right,
maybe there at Down-Under they're reading from the right to the left.

Are you doing so, Winsten-Al-Haraschid-Al-Achema ?

Or why you aren't able to see our armies ?

Have forgotten to recon ?

Uh, not good !

You forgot the recon, right ?

Next turn you'll see the armies, maybe too late !

Ha, Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Again we were right of the bottom of the page, about ready to be shoved back to the dredges of the forum <Gasp>. I couldn't let that happen, couldn't let this top notch thread fall back into freepland (that's the back of the bus).

Adunaphel and Ren

[Zombie Rot]

Yer slipping there Adunaphel.
It almost happened again.

But..

The everpresent free loving dwarves have saved the day.

BACK TO THE TOP!!!

Bain

[Jill Indur]

ever present dwarves?
You must be talking about someone else.

[SMoyes]

Winsten Wun Toof,

What happened to all those mighty(?) gondorian armies at Barad Ungol? Whooped, that's what!!!!:D And not only whooped, but humiliated as well (Celdrahil will tell you that, we're having fun with him now). I guess we'll have to keep on rolling west.

Adunaphel and Ren

[Gixxer]

Heyja Winsten,
I know we had different opinions about the outcome of our battles.

This turn you can see the results !

Your proud Gondorian-armies were destroyed and Tarondor is dead.

I haven't promised you much more, but that what I promised happened !

Maybe you should ask this impertinent dwarve to help you at Gondor.

In the case I would believe his words that he's everywhere, you should take a part from this "everywhere".--

Maybe you're are able to impress the Neutrals in the North, there you're playing four against one.
That's cowardise, isn't it ?

We will stop this in the North soon and you will have some surprises there.

Good gaming and have fun !

Gixxxer

[The Eternal]

Maybe you're are able to impress the Neutrals in the North, there you're playing four against one.
That's cowardise, isn't it ?

Little Gix,

I've told you before that it isn't so much that the FP have impressed me, but the fact that the WK strikes me as being a far for competent potential ally. His tactics up north have left a lot to be desired, and this turns map hasn't done anything to prove otherwise yet!

But, i'm still awaiting the various reports. These may prove me wrong.

As i've said i haven't made any cast iron decisions, i was merely swaying in the directions of the FP, but if you want to put words in my mouth then i may just come down to Mordor and stomp on you, just because i can. :D

Arfanhil

[Gixxer]

Ha little Gix,
do you mean me ?

I'm a gixxer, more than six foot high and full of muscles and my brain is still working !

Looks like the Scotish-mist has also covered your mind !

Please don't missunderstand me at this time !

Bye,

Gixxxer !

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Hey there G94ers. Just a quick note this time. Life in the real world has gotten really busy just at the moment so I will have even less time to show you DS why you are gumbies, but then again, I'm sure anyone can do it, doesn't take any creativity afterall :-)

Some quick notes - Tarondor is dead yes. Celdrahil is captured yes. And the point is? The battle at Barad Ungol carried by the DS but at great cost. But maybe the point wasn't what you thought :-) There's more to winning the game than carrying a skirmish.

We haven't even reached the point where freep strategies need to change due to changing game conditions.

If anyone needs to get to me, I'm sure you all know my e-mail or can easily get it. I wont be a regular here for now. Good luck and good gaming to you all (unless you are DS in which case you can just drop dead.... might even improve the smell :-)

Cheers

Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Heyja Winsten,
this means you wont have the time for our ritual postings ?:confused:

That's a pitty, I hope that the God Of The Working People will give you the time to answer from time to time !

This time, I'm doing without posting some new "Free-people-stuff".

Rob is a great player and I'll miss him here.

Nevertheless, have Fun Rob,
don't work too much like I'm doing ( you'll give live away ! )


Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Ha,
Free-people what are you doing without your captain ?

Looks like he doesn't have the time to mother you !

Ha, Ha !

You'll lose the rest of your lousy armies arround Mordor this turn.

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Stags]

Dear Super Gixxxer,

We are doing what we enjoy doing, lighting matches and starting fires!

Re mordor, good defence, good to see you lot won't be pushovers when we bring on the waves ;)

Until then, have fun too!

cheers,
Argeleb

ps. are you the IK in this game?

[Jill Indur]

No, Gixxxxxxer is the Happyicerat.

[Gixxer]

Greetings Argeleb,
looks like you have a slight pyromaniac nature !

I hope your parents told you that playing with fire could be dangerous, you could burn yourself !

So take care with the matches !!

Have Fun and fire ( but only to burn yourself ) !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

As we eagerly await tomorrows email, let me say that I, for one, will miss the inane bable of ole Winston. Nothing he said made sense, but he was entertaining in a grotesque sort of way.

Adunaphel the Magnificent
&
Ren the Dirty Fighter

[Stags]

Hello Adunaphel,

I would agree with your assessment. Mad as a nutter would be another. All I can say is they grow up strange and wierd in Queensland. See, the hole in the ozone is right above Winston's place and he probably got too much sun on the noggin when he was younger!

Now, turn 5 coming up, care to lay any bets on who is going to lose their capital first??

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Jill Indur
No, Gixxxxxxer is the Happyicerat.

Not any more he's not >:-)

Caranthir munched on a Popodum, "So what's the difference between Hoarmurath
and a dead guy?".........
"Nothing!", Telumehtar retrieved his looking glass from under the Nazgul's
nose and walked away.....

Many were those who mourned the Chicken Lord's passing......... Winsten Wun Toof was not one of them :-)

Thanks for the toys Gixxxer, but can you guys really spare them? :-D

Oh bugger Adunnyphul, Northern Gondor's had another day, that wasn't part of the plan :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
>As we eagerly await tomorrows email, let me say that I, for one, will miss the inane bable of ole Winston. Nothing he said made sense, but he was entertaining in a grotesque sort of way.

It's called humour. You know, that thing that makes the ends of other people's mouths turn up (No not your interesting comments and your well practiced intelligent look, and no - not Happy rat dying either :-) Oh forget it.........

Just dropping in for a brief jab at the DS ample flanks

Winsten Wun Toof

>Adunaphel the Magnificent
&
>Ren the Dirty Fighter

At least you spelled Ren, dirty and F right :-)

[Gixxer]

Greetings Winsten,
I've thought that you're too busy to post.

Lucky punch, congratulations !

Yes, Hoarmurath is dead and ... ?

I don't miss any toy, I'm still playing with them !

If you want to have some toys go to a shop like " Toys 'R' Us " and buy them.

By the way, I heard Erestor lost a toy we're able to play with !

Will be a deadly game !

Ask Aluiric, Lanaigh and Belechael, only a joke they won't answer, killed last turn like Hoarmurath.

I guess you'll get out of troops soon, what will happen further on ?

Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Winsten,
I agree with Stags,
the sun was a lillte bit hard the last years, right !

Otherwise you would be able to write some " humerous"-stuff also understandable for Not-Aussies !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Stags]

Argeleb finished off his bowl of beans and farted. The smell was immediate and the 1240 trolls guarding Carn Dûm all fainted straightaway. The arthedain troops all grinned through their gas masks.

"Follow me!" yelled Argeleb as he removed his mask and he turned around and farted again. Carn Dûm disappeared in a cloud of greenish gas, when the cloud cleared, the city was no more......

When Argeleb regained consciousness, he stared upon the empty walls of Cargash.....

[Gixxer]

PUUH !
what a stink, it seems to come through the monitor !

Please don't do that again !

Use your weapons and maybe some war-machines, otherwise we would have victims due to ABC-weapons nearby our computers.

Oh yes, I understand that's the way you want to beat us, killing the players bye ABC-weapons.

You know about the Geneva Convention ?

Not the fine art of humour, but it's understandable !

Have Fun !

And don't forget your ABC-protection-masks, you will need them the stink of Arthedainies rotting in the sun, especially when eaten...,
could be murderous !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Greetings Winsten,

>Yes, Hoarmurath is dead and ... ? I don't miss any toy, I'm still playing with them !

What - like in the team showers you mean? Not Hoarmurath, I've turned his into a dried floral arrangement. Turns out he just wasn't frightening enough for anything else :-)

>By the way, I heard Erestor lost a toy we're able to play with !Will be a deadly game !

A word from the wise - Do not brag to your mates about stealing the toys of a man who wears tights. Few shall be your friend, and none will trust you to watch his back :-)

>Ask Aluiric, Lanaigh and Belechael, only a joke they won't answer, killed last turn like Hoarmurath.

Nope, Aluiric, Lanaigh and Belechael all died in battle :-D

>I guess you'll get out of troops soon, what will happen further on ?

Dunno, I suppose I'll have to drag all your Nazgul home and stuff them myself :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Hi Winsten,
for someone who hasn't much time and taken his farewell, you're astonishing active.---

Thanks for the floral arrangement, I guess it was a too wellcome change for the Orks, they've already eaten it.

So I spare the gold for the chewing-gum,
finite Orks with floral smelling breath, that's great !

Words from the wise ? You're talking about me, that's nice ( no not great ) .

So Aluiric, Lanaigh and Belechael died in the battle.
You're right, it was a short battle against a fishing line.
They lost the battle.

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
Dunno, I suppose I'll have to drag all your Nazgul home and stuff them myself :-)



I hope when it's my turn to be "Stuffed" that it will be with something a little bit better than fiberfill.

Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Adunaphel, what do you mean ?
Whom to be stuffed ?

They've had their chance.

Now the fire-power of their starting armies is gone with their armies.

None of our chars will be killed and "stuffed"anymore.

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Stags]

Ah my dear Gixxxer and lovely Adunaphel,

Trust me, we have no intention of trying to kill and stuff your characters, we'd much rather you pay for them all. Plus we want you to enjoy the game and it isn't much fun when you have no armies or pop centres to look at, so keep the characters, we don't want them. So, in the future, please start refuse challenges with all your lot, then we can avoid this unpleasant situation again.

(its really no fun having Winston brag to the rest of the team about how many nazgul he has killed, very unpleasant, you know how he rambles on afterall).

cheers,
Arth, helping out where I can

ps. why would you want to eat my troops for? they are performing essential work to protect the environment for one and all to share in the future, sure it might smell a little bit but we all win out in the end?

[Gixxer]

Hey Stags,
we're at war and such things like a challenge can happen.

I'm not sitting here surrounded by a lake of tears.

Hey, I'm a gixxer and I gambled a bit.
Haven't thought to loose a challenge with a challenge-rank > 120.

Bad luck, that's all !

Winni The Kid's time will come soon, I heard some Marshals are still looking for him !

You want our chars to refuse, Hhmm nice idea but we won't do that.

What will give us a game awaiting the next turn without excitement ?

Ha, Ha, Ha !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by SMoyes
I hope when it's my turn to be "Stuffed" that it will be with something a little bit better than fiberfill.

I dunno, what do you have in mind? :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

>Adunaphel

[Gixxer]

Hey Winni the Kid,
sometimes you're a little bit slow in understanding !?

Take a look on your former messages and may be you'll understand it !

If not, ask again !

Ha, Ha, Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer
>[B]Hey Winni the Kid,
sometimes you're a little bit slow in understanding !?

Perhaps.... But then again, I didn't finish my career as a 120PC handbag either. BTW does 120 PC mean that you can fit more in? Mrs Telumehtar is using Happy Rat's gob as a sun cover for her Jeep :-)

Winsten Wun Toof.
Slow, methodical, and making Middle Earth a DS free nature reserve. Oi by the way, you and Murazor should get together, the nation without a King and the King without a nation. If you include a freep you can have looks, style, class, and genius as well :-)

[Gixxer]

Oh Winni,
your king died one turn earlier than mine, so what do you need to tell me ?

I should make a handbag out of Tharondor's head ?

The joke with the handbag, we had it already last game, that's old stuff !

Hey guy, create some new stuff !

I know that's impossible for you, your slow and Free-people.

Combined unbeatable !!!

Like your armies !!!

Ha, ha, ha !!

I guess, we will see Middle Earth without Gondorians much earlier than the things you promised !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Oh Winni,
>your king died one turn earlier than mine, so what do you need to tell me ?

>I should make a handbag out of Tharondor's head ?

Not when you strike from the shadows old bean, you don't get to claim the field. The DS are getting whacked in hand to hand or military combat, the freep by curse and assassin :-)

>I know that's impossible for you, your slow and Free-people.

>Combined unbeatable !!!

>Like your armies !!!

>Ha, ha, ha !!

>I guess, we will see Middle Earth without Gondorians much earlier than the things you promised !

I don't blame you for saying the things you do Gixxxer, but do you have to wear the clown pants as well? It's just so much overkill. Nastiness is so close around you now that you should be able to hear it coming (at least if those abominable lugs attached to the side of your equally abominable Nazgul heads were actually connected:-). When was the last time you took a look outside of Mordor? Not for a while was it :-)

Sheesh, blatant two fisted brutality seems to be a bit overly subtle for you orcs. Maybe a few less turn reports would help un-confuse you :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

>Have Fun !

PS I am, I'm winning my race hands down :-)

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Hey Winni,
we both are wearing the same clown pants, you for the Free and I for the DS.

The difference is that I'm not wearing the red-clown-nose of arrogance, like you !

Nevertheless, have FUN !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Winni the kid,
how many Nazguls you've killed ?

I'm counting only one.

Yeaph,
Winni the kid, you're a killer !!!

By the way instead of making handbags my orks are playing soccer/foodball with Tarondor's head.

They've fun with it and the moral is growing.

I know what's happening arround Mordor, much better than you.

Take Care !

Ha, Ha , Ha

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Stags]

G'day Gixxer,

Give Taronder a good kick for me too, he was an annoying pratt! And I won't comment about the handbags, we've always been a little suspicious about the dunedain of the south!

btw I hope Ashdurbuk Zalg knows where he's going down south, he has done a recon hasn't he? I'm reminded of that scene in the first movie with all the nazgul, of course they did change the characters involved, oh well they paid good money to Liv Tyler, it makes sense to use her as much as possible. Anyway, I shouldn't be helping witchy poo but I figure he needs all the help he can get!

oh well, back to burning Angmar, I might try and get a CL scalp or 2 this turn too, hello G & E......

[Winsten Wun Toof]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Gixxer
[B]Hey Winni,
we both are wearing the same clown pants, you for the Free and I for the DS.

>The difference is that I'm not wearing the red-clown-nose of arrogance, like you !

hmmmm no? I'll take quality any day, but I'll leave quantity to the DS on this one. My point is to point out to the neutrals the freep position. And with that, I'm going to let the next few turn results tell their tale.

Winsten Wun Toof

[SMoyes]

Winston,

Let the next few turns speak for themselves, huh? The Gondors are getting their buttocks handed to themselves on a platter. How many armies have you lost now? How many commanders? Have you even made any progress from Osgiliath? I think not!!!! Lord Argirion is the latest Gondor commander to get his arse kicked and be captured by the unbeatable Fire King!!!!!!!!!!:D

Give it up, play the retreat to the Grey Havens strategy that your good at.

Ren the Unbeatable

[Gixxer]

Hi Winni,
you're speaking about quality and quantity, nice words.

Now you know that you've lost your armies.

They've had higher quality and much more quantity from the start on.

What you've done with them ?

Not much, some pressure the first turns.

Now your gun-powder is shot.

We will see what will happen the next turns.

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

A stray beam of moonlight fell through the sink hole in the cavern roof, it's blue gossamer glow glittered upon the gemmed band of the Ring of Curufin. Shadows moved just beyond the circle of light.... Free People and Dark Servants circling, waiting for the chance to snatch the prize.

Of a sudden the light went out plunging the cavern into darkness. Ren struck fast, his finger entering the ring, it's crusty band encircling his finger. It wasn't until he fled into the moonlight that he realised that the crusty band was in fact Adunnyphul's cauliflower ear. Adunnyphul for her part looked positively beatific at having something a bit more interesting in there......

Better luck next time lads :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Hi Winni,
looks like you're not so uncreative I already though you are.

This time you were able to post in complete sentences !

That's a progress !

We will get them back !

Or will you take them arround with your emis, like in ME 70.

Have Fun !

Gixxer

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Hi Winni,
looks like you're not so uncreative I already though you are.

We-hell Mr Creativity. That is either a brave challenge... or a foolhardy one. I've shown you mine, and you've had your say, now you show me yours, I'm all agog!

>This time you were able to post in complete sentences !

>That's a progress !

As you say, and now it's your turn, commenting on my writing ability isn't creativity by the way :-)

>We will get them back !

:-) maybe.... but will you be able to bear life if you don't?

>Or will you take them arround with your emis, like in ME 70.

:-) maybe again.... what does it all mean? :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Have Fun !

Gixxer

[Gixxer]

Hi Winsten,
now we're playing doctor-games and not Midlle-Earth, right ?

You've fallen back to post some stuff only Australians are able to understand !

I guess you really know what I mean, haven't received an answer on this question up to now.

Hey Wini the Kid, let's see who will pull out faster !

Pat Garret aka Mr. Creative

Aka GIXXXER !!!

Ha, Ha, Have Fun Rob !

[SMoyes]

Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
A stray beam of moonlight fell through the sink hole in the cavern roof, it's blue gossamer glow glittered upon the gemmed band of the Ring of Curufin. Shadows moved just beyond the circle of light.... Free People and Dark Servants circling, waiting for the chance to snatch the prize.

Of a sudden the light went out plunging the cavern into darkness. Ren struck fast, his finger entering the ring, it's crusty band encircling his finger. It wasn't until he fled into the moonlight that he realised that the crusty band was in fact Adunnyphul's cauliflower ear. Adunnyphul for her part looked positively beatific at having something a bit more interesting in there......

Better luck next time lads :-)

Winsten Wun Toof

Wun Toof,

Do you even have an inkling of what your talking about? Ren was not anywhere near (he was busy kicking some Gondor butt) and the lovely Adunaphel was out charming people.

Ren and Adunaphel
the UNBEATABLE and the BEAUTIFUL

[SMoyes]

:( Close to the bottom of the page again:mad:

Where IS the freeps?:confused:

Running for the Grey Havens, that's where!:D

Ren and Adunaphel

[Stags]

Dear R&A

Why on earth would we be doing that for? This war has just begun and its been an interesting start. Yes, you mordor types have defended ok but there's always a cost, its going to make for a very interesting middle game I reckon, bring on the big battles coming up :)

cheers,
Arge

ps. 1 ds capital down in the first 5 turns, lets see how the count goes, have you got any stats on how many ds troops have died all up so far this game?

[Gixxer]

Hey Stags,
You're doing great 4,oh no now 5 against one !

Yeah, you were able to take down our first cap !

This is something for the Guiness-book-of-records, I guess.

E & G and maybe some more are going arround now, you don't know where they are !

How was it with the scalps ?

Have Fun !

Ha, Ha, Ha

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

Gees,

Nobody posted for 5 days!!:mad:

Well, turns come back tomorrow, and we get to see the freeps make up some more excuses.

Adunaphel the Beautiful
and
Ren the Unbeatable


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Stags]

Yes, it's been a slow game and it's hard to get excited about the game when not much is happening. Personally, it's been a little boring up north, what with both Murazor and Jill Indur ignoring me but maybe this turn will be a little different and your team might actually try and do something in the north for a change instead of rolling over and dying ;)

Actually, there doesn't seem to be a lot going on in the game this turn, pretty sad when the highlight this turn could be to see what Gargal does to keep his ugly head?? Last turn was much more interesting, at least you invaded the Harad!!! Now you have run away and attacked SG instead, strange very strange.....

Ps. Gixxer, I did work out some quick numbers for angmar troop losses. It's pretty sad though what with the WK trying out that new strategy of not recruiting. All told, only about 13k gone in arth/cardy/wk battles. I didn't count 2004 so I guess the WK did lose a few there. Not have I counted Gundy but who cares, I don't have the time to do the others. Maybe one day the software will be able to count this for us, I for one would find it very interesting!

[Gixxer]

Stags,
do you ever played the WK ?

My first ME-game, more than ten years ago, it was Arthedain.

I was able to kick the WK out without major help.

So much to your "brilliant" game play.



Good gaming,

Gixxxer

[Stags]

Gixxxer,

Fair enough but I have played them before.

Now, I'm not even trying to claim what we did in this game was brilliant. It was actually pretty simple and it really shouldn't have worked. Cardy went for his villages, I just sent everything against his capital city. The dwarves did the usual 2004 hire but nothing else. We were very surprised when the WK decided to capture not threat 2004, that cost big time as he did not send out anything to screen the incoming freep. We were impressed when the 3 cities went up but it does costs money, almost happy to see it happen. Even happier when the WK doesn't recruit from them. The WK blocked me once on the way in to 1804 and that was it. He even had an opportunity to send his reserves home to help but didn't. It looked bad, its turned out worse, one can't blame Rhu for not wanting to join a sinking ship especially when well over 10k of freep troops get to run around unmolested in Angmar? This is a grudge game afterall.

Anyway, let's see what happens this turn. I don't doubt you guys can still pull a few surprises up north yet.....

[Gixxer]

Stags,
there are some answers on you questions, but lets answer them when the game is over.
I don't want to tell you details at this early phase of the game.
Is this okay for You !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[Gixxer]

Hello Darkness my old friend,
is this the sound of silence ?

Or are the Freps surprised that we're able to fight out of Mordor ?

Great work Freps, you we're able to disparage our game-play.

Looks like the Neutrals are believing the lies you're telling !

This is one way to win the game.

Not the way I would use !

I've heard some stories and received a mail from your SG-player, proving this.

Looks like this is the only way you're able to win !

We should try this again, without Neutrals !

[Winsten Wun Toof]

>Originally posted by Gixxer
Looks like the Neutrals are believing the lies you're telling !

>This is one way to win the game.

>Not the way I would use !

>I've heard some stories and received a mail from your SG-player, proving this.

>Looks like this is the only way you're able to win !

>We should try this again, without Neutrals !

No Gixxxer, I have no wish to either play with or against your team. You blame the neutrals, but your problems lead back to two critical game errors in the first couple of turns, that were picked up by our players and at least one of the neutrals. Those problems have been exploited to the end where both your WK and your Drag have effectively been kicked out of position, and all the freep are ready to take you on at home. You have not used your time so well, getting embroiled in a bloodless tiff with the two Gondors. Too many assets, too slow.

For the record, to date the neutrals have affected our game far more than yours, in fact we have had to remove 3 nations from the attack because of this. Why do you think it has been so easy around Mordor?

I'll leave the ending of this game to you and yours. I'll leave you think about this though, the very factors of our play that you have slung the most rubbish at - were in fact our most important strategies, and caused you your position. A game without neutrals? You have already lost it.

But don't take my word for it, Brian Hansen the Harad player leads a very effective team of US players who will go hard on your team, John Staggoll leads a similar and slightly more effective Aus team? I suspect Jonathon Shushan might as well? Play any and all of them and find out.

You've made any freep victory ashes, I don't want to come back here and repeat the effort.

Thanks for the game anyway

Winsten Wun Toof.

[Gixxer]

Hi Winsten,
this is a posting I can deal with. not the usual blah, blah.

First, we're not a grudge-team !

We're the same players have played ME 70.

You wanted to have a revanche and now we're playing it.

Maybe some of our players are doing more mistakes than the last game !

Maybe !

I guess we're able to learn from our mistakes.

You haven't won this game up to now and we'll fight hard 'till it's bloody end.

Good gaming !

Gixxxer

[dranob]

Heya folks -

Remember that this is a game - try not to beat each other up verbally too much. When "liar" comments get made in public forums, people take offense unless those comments were made in jest (in which case more effort might need to be made to assure the recipient of such talk that it IS in jest). Noone plays the game to be called a liar - remember that the comments made in these forums are public - and the names of those individuals can be tainted for other and future games - so they might take that personally.

If the comments ARE intended to be personal, then be sure to back them up. That liar may BE a liar and that knowledge would be a good thing to share with others before they are duped in some future game with this person. But in the case of SG, I don't believe this to be so.

It's easy and fun to trash-talk Camlin, Elrond, or Hoarmurath - but don't beat up the players themselves. We're all here for the same reason - to play a game.

I would have been more verbal earlier on this forum, but I made a promise to myself to pay more attention to my turns and less attention to trash-talking on the forums. So please forgive the "Silence of the Freep" in this case - I assure you my nations actions will speak loudly enough for themselves.

Dranob

[Gixxer]

Hi Dranob and all the others,
Gixxxer is pure provocation, not more.

This time he shot a little bit over the target !

My excuses at this point !

Wasn't my intention to do this !

Have some mercy with this cheeky maniac !

Won't do it again !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[SMoyes]

:( Aaagh:(

We almost went to the second page again!

As always,

Adunaphel the Beautiful

&

Ren the Unbeatable

to the RESCUE:D

[SMoyes]

Ren the Magnificent, Unbeatable, Totally Unstoppable Nazgul whips up on another NG army. Wasn't even close. Come on freeps, where's your might? Running for the Grey Havens, that's where!!!!

On a sad note, we would like to say goodbye, for now, to the valiant sailors in Her Majesty Adunaphel's Royal Yacht club. The poor 100 sailors met their deaths at the hands of of the over aggressive SG and NG fleets while on a peaceful mission to survey the bottom land near the mouth of the river. They were surveying to map out the bottom for the planned Royal Adunaphel submarine force being planned right now. They will be missed and avenged. This submarine fleet will carry the latest OTM's (Oliphant Turd Missiles) that will totally destroy a large army or a small city (have you ever smelled Oliphant turds? Gastly, I say!!)

Scott
Speaker for Adunaphel the Beautiful and Ren the Unbeatable

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Histories of Middle Earth Book XCIV Vol III

Maximillian junior waved excitedly at the flotsam from the naval engagement with Gargal’s fleet. A hairy looking sphere the size of a melon nudged against his father’s flagship – the “Admiral Windbag”. Hopping excitedly from foot to foot he cried “What’s that father?”

Maximillian threw his son a banana eyeing him suspiciously. Not for the first time considering his son’s Mordorian mother, and what relevance this had to her offspring who could eat with his toes.

That is a coconut son. It’s a harmless fruit. Shortly thereafter Maximillian heard a choking sound from junior. The lads eyes were bugging from his furry little face. Maximillian slapped him soundly on the back and with a great gag, Maximillian jnr spat the coconut onto the foredeck where it bounced and rolled for some moments. Jnr sulked back over to the rail.

A short time later he was again waving excitedly at a hairy looking sphere, but this one was the size of a chariot. “What is it father?”

Maximillian rolled his eyes “It’s a coconut son”

“But it’s got ears!”

And so Admiral Gargal’s passing was mistaken for that of a strange fruit from a far off land. Oddly enough this had by no means been the first time he had been so described.

Vive la Winsten

[SMoyes]

Winston you are incorrect in assuming that Gargal was an Admiral, he was a lackey, a throw away. Adunaphel the Beautiful is also too wise for that & would not waste a valuable warrior on for such a mission.

Adunaphel the Beautiful

[SMoyes]

:mad:

We were on the second page, can't let that happen again.

Adunaphel the Beautiful