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[Matt Ashley]

> Matt,
>
> I informed our Lord Sauron of your blasphemous words. After thinking long
> and while in the darkness, my Master gave me this as his reply:
>
>
> "Oh yeah?"
>
>
> Hmm, he's a little short on creativity. That's why he hired me as his Mouth
> and Public Relations Guru!
>
>
> Russ / Dark Li. g238

Isn't Sauron supposed to be this silver tongued charmer? I am sorely disappointed.

What say we have a beauty contest to settle this little tiff. Our lovely gals vs. yours... Let's
see Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn vs. hmmmm.... not much there to compete unless you like fangs and
drool or the undead.

We win!

Matt/Sylvan 238

[sootypye69]

Oh come on!
We have Rozilan the succubus [nudge, nudge], Giordia aint bad if you
like alcoholic-chicks and what about Gurthlug? What a stunner! Can we
count Shelob too?

Angulion "Mini-Mouth"

--- In mepbmlist@y..., Matt Ashley <helvorn@y...> wrote:
> > Matt,
> >
> > I informed our Lord Sauron of your blasphemous words. After
thinking long
> > and while in the darkness, my Master gave me this as his reply:
> >
> >
> > "Oh yeah?"
> >
> >
> > Hmm, he's a little short on creativity. That's why he hired me
as his Mouth
> > and Public Relations Guru!
> >
> >
> > Russ / Dark Li. g238
>
> Isn't Sauron supposed to be this silver tongued charmer? I am
sorely disappointed.
>
> What say we have a beauty contest to settle this little tiff. Our
lovely gals vs. yours... Let's
> see Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn vs. hmmmm.... not much there to
compete unless you like fangs and
> drool or the undead.
>
> We win!
>
> Matt/Sylvan 238
>
>

[fletcherhbrown]

Zombie chicks are cool!!

Giordia is easy!

As for the FP, the elf chicks are too stuck up, and technically, old
enough to be your great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother..
(ewwwww). Eowyn is probably a little too "earthy", but its said the
Rohirrim like thier women hairy!

Beavis the Long Rider!

--- In mepbmlist@y..., "sootypye69" <sootypye69@h...> wrote:
> Oh come on!
> We have Rozilan the succubus [nudge, nudge], Giordia aint bad if
you
> like alcoholic-chicks and what about Gurthlug? What a stunner! Can
we
> count Shelob too?
>
> Angulion "Mini-Mouth"
>
> --- In mepbmlist@y..., Matt Ashley <helvorn@y...> wrote:
> > > Matt,
> > >
> > > I informed our Lord Sauron of your blasphemous words. After
> thinking long
> > > and while in the darkness, my Master gave me this as his reply:
> > >
> > >
> > > "Oh yeah?"
> > >
> > >
> > > Hmm, he's a little short on creativity. That's why he hired me
> as his Mouth
> > > and Public Relations Guru!
> > >
> > >
> > > Russ / Dark Li. g238
> >
> > Isn't Sauron supposed to be this silver tongued charmer? I am
> sorely disappointed.
> >
> > What say we have a beauty contest to settle this little tiff.
Our
> lovely gals vs. yours... Let's
> > see Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn vs. hmmmm.... not much there to
> compete unless you like fangs and
> > drool or the undead.
> >
> > We win!
> >
> > Matt/Sylvan 238
> >
> >