Game 138 - Welcome Neutrals

[benmin18]

Greetings Neutrals Lords,

The Dark Servants welcome all communications with you in plotting the destruction of the vile elves and their followers.

- Hoarmurath, Lord of Darkness

[Er Murazor]

Hi all from the Fortress of Morannon.

Neutrals are welcome to diplomatic contacts.
Free just suffering awaits you from now on ....

Ricard
Dog Lord 138

[Player]

Guess who...

:eek:

[benmin18]

Brad? Is that you?

- Ben
Ice King

[Player]

I was just saying to myself yesterday: "No, what are the odds? They wouldn't dare..." and they did.

[Nick]

Greetings to Brad and the other neutral leaders.
His chubbiness Hallas invites all to dine with him. We don't have much in way of arties but food is no problem(if you can get it before me).
Brad don't tell me your Rhud. again,is that a record or what.
I will trade a MT for a good hairpiece.
P.S. We really like the Duns and Rhud. I think Finduilas has the hots for Enion.
His portliness Hallas (NICK)

[benmin18]

"Blah blah blah, I'm a pansy elf... I'm a furry human... I'm a greedy merchant... I used to be a king... I'm short..." This is the drivel you neutrals will soon be getting from the Soon to be Enslaved to Sauron's Will People.

If you want some cool banter and rhetoric, Sauron's dominion is where it's at, or else you'll have to endure some really, really lousy poetry courtesy of some faerie in green tights.

- Ben
Ice King

[Player]

No poetry, no singing. Dancing girls optional, but I'd be happy with a good cup of coffee. Starting in the winter, I was kind of hoping to land myself in Umbar or Khand, but alas, t'was not to be. Who's got the better beans in this one?

[Nick]

[[B]"Blah blah blah, I'm a pansy elf... CELEDHRING I'm a furry human...HOMORATH or DENDRA I'm a greedy merchant...URZAHIL I used to be a king... ANY OF THE 9 ( I'm short..." JI (WHY ELSE THE GLOBE ON HIS HEAD) This is the drivel you neutrals will soon be getting from the Soon to be Enslaved to Sauron's Will People.
This is the drivel you are already getting from the DS. Join the DS and become just another slave. Join the free and be your own boss.

If you want some cool banter and rhetoric, Sauron's dominion is where it's at, COOL BANTER AND RHETORIC is what the DS do best.

or else you'll have to endure some really, really lousy poetry courtesy of some faerie in green tights.
So if you join the free Celedhring will send you love poetry.

- Hallas

[Player]

Okay, back to your corners. I suspected we'd have trouble with you two in this one.... You don't want me to have to come over there...

[benmin18]

Blah blah blah, more useless words from those who would allow the elves to lead them. Your faith in the pointy ears shall be your downfall, foolish human.

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18
[B]Blah blah blah, more useless words from those who would allow the elves to lead them.
And the alternative is following nine guys in black robes. One has a fishbowl instead of a head,one doesn't bathe, one who probaly couldn't beat be a girl and an overgrown rabbit in a fight,one blind,etc. etc. We won't even get into that we follow the big eyeball thing.
Hallas( friend to all except those 9 black-robed flashers and the big bad eyeball)

[benmin18]

Originally posted by Nick
[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18

And the alternative is following nine guys in black robes. One has a fishbowl instead of a head,one doesn't bathe, one who probaly couldn't beat be a girl and an overgrown rabbit in a fight,one blind,etc. etc. We won't even get into that we follow the big eyeball thing.
Hallas( friend to all except those 9 black-robed flashers and the big bad eyeball)

Actually, black robes are now very stylish, very much in the now and avant-garde. You guys wear tights, have over grown body hair, and smell funny.

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18
[B]Actually, black robes are now very stylish, very much in the now and avant-garde.
We don't know much about fashions and styles. When
our women need fashion tips and there hair done, we'll
be sure to have them call you guys.


You guys wear tights
We are not the hairstylists prancing around in tights.

have over grown body hair
You've never seen a picture of Hallas , you wolf boy.
, , and smell funny.
And Ren smells good!!!!!

Hallas (the hair challenged)

[Er Murazor]

Well Hallas and company, elves in thights and bad smelling creatures self called free ....

I just act, we'll se the first turn how it shows up.
I'm a man of action, not words ... this is for elves ....
Who cares about elves and their followers anyway??

Dendra:o

[Clint]

I was just saying to myself yesterday: "No, what are the odds? They wouldn't dare..." and they did.

Hello Brad - nasty! Well you do keep asking for any Neutral, if you put any Neutral except 24.
:rolleyes:

Clint

[benmin18]

You've never seen a picture of Hallas , you wolf boy.
, , and smell funny.
And Ren smells good!!!!!

Hallas (the hair challenged)

Yeah, Ren smells bad but that's why we keep him in Ungol and let him play with the Gondors. They deserve that much.

In the meantime, I'll be coming to visit at some point so I'll show you my sense of dagger style, as in the one sticking out of your back. I'll be seeing you, but you won't be seeing me.

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

Daggers in the back,is the perfered method of cowards. Since I have been warned I guess I'll just have to name a pile of commanders. Can you kill them faster than I make them. Economy kinda sucks in winter so I'll limit myself to making 3 a turn till the spring. Can you backstabers keep pace.
hallas (728,728,728)

[benmin18]

Hard to name new characters when the treasury's empty... If I were you, I'd stick to protecting the ones you have. But don't get too attached to'em.

As for cowardly behavior, you guys should talk, attacking a poor, defenseless Mordor and our kind Lord Sauron. All we want to do is promote a united Middle Earth under the Lidless Eye. Instead you listen to a bunch of faeries in the woods ramble on about trees.

- Hoarmurath

[Player]

Originally posted by Clint
Hello Brad - nasty! Well you do keep asking for any Neutral, if you put any Neutral except 24.
:rolleyes:

Clint

All in good humour. I understand the process. I just can't believe Rhudaur is so unpopular! I mean, with this climate and those awesome characters...geez, I thought I'd for SURE be "stuck" with the Corsairs or something... ;)

[Nick]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by benmin18
[B]Hard to name new characters when the treasury's empty... If I were you, I'd stick to protecting the ones you have. But don't get too attached to'em.

While agts. arn't to good at stoping 615 they really good at catching those 690's. You ain't stealing with your best and butteboy guarding earn there keep. If your best are reduced to stealing we got it made. Hallas didn't get old,bald,and fat by letting common thieves run off with his gold.

As for cowardly behavior, you guys should talk, attacking a poor, defenseless Mordor and our kind Lord Sauron. All we want to do is promote a united Middle Earth under the Lidless Eye. Instead you listen to a bunch of faeries in the woods ramble on about trees.

Here we go with this eyeball thing again. What do you do ,throw it in a wagon and lead it around. First it was killer tomatoes and now it's killer eyeball. Oh the inhumanity of it all. Lidless eye..Hmmm... bet he wins them staring contests handsdown,opps he ain't got any hands. just in case we'll alert our frontier guards to keep an eyeball (hehe) peeled for the really big eyeball in a wagon. Onions may give a bonus against this eyeball in challenges.
hallas (the one with little bitty eyes)

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[benmin18]

Originally posted by Nick

While agts. arn't to good at stoping 615 they really good at catching those 690's. You ain't stealing with your best and butteboy guarding earn there keep. If your best are reduced to stealing we got it made. Hallas didn't get old,bald,and fat by letting common thieves run off with his gold.


Here we go with this eyeball thing again. What do you do ,throw it in a wagon and lead it around. First it was killer tomatoes and now it's killer eyeball. Oh the inhumanity of it all. Lidless eye..Hmmm... bet he wins them staring contests handsdown,opps he ain't got any hands. just in case we'll alert our frontier guards to keep an eyeball (hehe) peeled for the really big eyeball in a wagon. Onions may give a bonus against this eyeball in challenges.
hallas (the one with little bitty eyes)

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Hallas, I've got more important things to look towards, but don't worry. I'll be paying you a visit in due time. The war begins soon, and I expect a pile of dead Free People soldiers at my doorstep.

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

Originally posted by benmin18
Hallas, I've got more important things to look towards, but don't worry. I'll be paying you a visit in due time. The war begins soon, and I expect a pile of dead Free People soldiers at my doorstep.

- Hoarmurath

Youv'e scared me now. We're quacking in our boots,we'll drop the bridges,we'll clam-up and play defense,sneak around back-alleys stabbing in the back, get a hundred guys and let the dragons do our fighting,opps wait that's the DS way. nevermind
Piles of dead frees at your doorstep. Why bother with the popsicle king ,er I mean ice king, he's not worth the bother. We'll attack the real meaningful DS. Now popsicle king go teach your boys to refuse challenge and steal gold and leave the fighting to those that can. Since you'll be coming soon we'll leave the back-alleys uncleaned so you will feel more at home.
hallas

[benmin18]

Well, with a one-week turnaround, we'll be able to taunt each other about something new on a regular basis.

And you smell funny! Probably worse than Ren the Unclean, but I haven't visited Ungol lately.

- Hoarmurath

[Nick]

we'll be visiting Ugly I mean Ungol soon , meet you all there.
hallas

[Player]

Over 200 views of this thread, and we're stuck with Cardolan and the Ice King ignoring the only neutral....

I thought Clint asked for "committed" players?

[benmin18]

Originally posted by Nick
we'll be visiting Ugly I mean Ungol soon , meet you all there.
hallas

Bah, the only thing you'll be visiting is a hole in the ground after I stick my dagger in your back. And if you're going to come to me, all the better.

- Hoarmurath

[benmin18]

Originally posted by Player
Over 200 views of this thread, and we're stuck with Cardolan and the Ice King ignoring the only neutral....

I thought Clint asked for "committed" players?

I am committed. I like the neutrals, all the neutrals... Come, join Sauron and be one with us.

- Hoarmurath

[Er Murazor]

Hallas! never mind, I will get you in Tharbad sooner than you get barad ungol.

Dendra
:o

[Woody]

Nice to know the Rhudaur want to be Pirates too, maybe we'll lend you a navy to see how you get on.

All carrier parrots have now returned except the one to our Harad friends. May be you'd drop us a line.

Corsairs 138 presently residing at iandavewood@hotmail.com

[Er Murazor]

Greetings to the Corsairs! if you need wood, just let me know I'll make you some transfers from Eothraim and Sinda populations

jou jou jou:D

Dendra
(The Man)