139 Turn 5

[Crazy Ivan]

Still satisfied with your head on a stick, Long Rider? Looks more like SHort Rider to me, had a military game last all of five turns....dont worry, Lomelinde's character slot will soon be open.

My oh my, Ricard! Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide....

Did Ji go where my army wasn't? Woodies miss the gold but are happy to have Beoraborn long enough to finish this job. Eothraim on the other hand are happy to punk out little Cloudie Trainees.

Hey Dragon, haven't you figured out that we are killing off the armies as fast as you can hire them? Please keep spending the gold.

Trying to run home little Dunlending?

Speaking of running home, aint it busy at the North Gate? Of course the West gate aint completely worry free, bridges can be rebuilt after all...

Did I miss anyone? Hey, with these positions I've got nothing to lose! I'm sure that soon enough there will be posts about the slaughter of Eothriam and WOodie characters, but then again, it wont be like losing much.

Mikeoracercared

[nanook]

"Napoleon complex": named after the famous Woodie, whose descendants claim he was big enough to ride a horse into battle.

[Longsword]

Pipe down blondie.

Yes, my agents have been running into some problems -- alpha male Ji Indur hates asking for directions and sometimes shows up for his appointments a wee bit late -- and some of my new recruits are biting off more than they can chew -- but that builds grudges that make them grow up to be fine agents.

[Er Murazor]

My oh my, Ricard! Nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide....

Well .... Who needs to hide? or to run?? and remember the ones who laughts the last ... laughts more :P

Well, keep paying all those troops, for me it's fine.

Witch King (Now small kingdom :) )
Ricard.-

[Nightsbane]

Oh Im sorry, we have seen how effective the Eothraim starting armies have been, good thing you can pimp yourself out to the teammates for cash. And I still have armies around actually doing some thing productive, I doubt up until this point you can claim the same. Ask the Northmen how losing a town and mtown feels..there will be more beach front property burned before Im done...
Ill worry about replacing Lomelinde when I hear about her execution...until then assume nothing pony child...

[Crazy Ivan]

Napoleon was a slacker! Short little bugger couldn't even hold Moscow!

Mikeoracercared
Ceaser of the Woods

Vene Vidi Vici

[nanook]

Originally posted by Crazy Ivan
Napoleon was a slacker! Short little bugger couldn't even hold Moscow!
Mikeoracercared
Ceaser of the Woods
Vene Vidi Vici

Don't you mean, "Sic transit gloria"?

[Player]

I count 4 DS against 1 Mike here. Whether that be in ME or on the Forum, I don't think it's fair of Mike to outnumber them so. Can more DS please give your friends a hand, lest they're embarassed more than their drug plans can help them handle?

Thanks,

Arfanbrad the Eternal

[nanook]

Joe, Carl, Nick, Bob, and Sinda Mike are all around.

Maybe Woody Mike's Latin scares them?

[Crazy Ivan]

Sic Semper tyrannis, you ugly old slave master you!

Dont make me turn on my cyrillic font and come after you in Russian...that would be even uglier than the latin...


Mikeoracercared
Ceasar of the Woods
AKA Mike Dogoruki, "the Long Armed"