Game 71

[bgp0231]

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Blind Sorcerer

[dorune]

Greetings to all the neutrals in game 71. I represent the Dark Lieutenants in this game and extend my welcome and invitation to join with us in the destruction of the accursed free peoples.

[Joris Boets]

Greetings indeed leaders of all neutral countries,

as one of the 'accursed' free peoples I send you my best wishes and sincerely hope we can work out a way to rid the world of Sauron's evil hordes. Don't let yourself be called servants, followers or minions. Be the proud rulers you are and be free.

I salute you.

Jos, leader of Arthedain.

[dorune]

You're going down Arthedain boy! :p

[darrell]

Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb! ;)

[Joris Boets]

So, Evil rules ? Yeah right !
Good is dumb ? Sure !
It seems the slaves of Sauron think this war is won by oneliners. We'll see about that on the battlefield.

And of course, I'm going down.
Down south that is, after the demise of the Witch-King. Where else would my troops have to go to ?

But enough now, I have to give some last minute orders for the next round.
So, respected neutral countries and not so respected evil ones, we will speak again after the latest reports from the war have been gathered.

Jos, leader of Arthedain. ;)

[stefaanboets]

Greeting fellow participants of the wars!

I too have found the way to this new conference room.
I for one have enormous respect for the Dark Servants and as the leader of the Cardolan it will be my sad duty to destroy them all!

And I do mean sad, because it always pains my heart to crush bugs under my boots. They can't help it that they were in the wrong place at the wrong time!

To the neutrals I would like to say nothing. Since we have open communications I don't think it wise to adress them in public where all of those foul servants are listening in on our conversations. I humbly greet you!

Stefanus, leader of the Cardolan

[dorune]

Damn Eothraim, quit burning my towns.... :p

[kestar]

But I like Burning your Towns!

Mahrcared for the Eothraim

[dorune]

You called down the thunder, now reap the whirlwind!! Feel the cold steel of a ranger bayonet!! I'm gonna get you, my pretty, you and your little... ah, forget it. Uncle Gothmog is coming for you Mahrcared, and he thinks you sure do have a purty mouth... :D

[leonidas]

Murazor,

Where is your little cav army at 1004 going? Don't ry to be sneaky, stand still and this won't hurt...much.

Elrond

[RCaio]

Ah, Leonidas

Sneaky? If I were being sneaky would I leave my force where it could be seen? Maybe.

Now, where is that army going? a fine questions, into the elven house or Arthedain's home? Let's find out.

Murazor

[Joris Boets]

Well Murazor,

as you know Arthedain is not know for its hospitality, but we try to do our best to give any unexpected guest a warm welcome.

So feel free to drop in any time and you'll get a better welcome than I got at Angsûl.
There was nobody there to greet us, so we just made our own bonfire-feast.
I hope you don't mind.

Argeleb II

[RCaio]

Yes,

When nobody was there you sacked the town. But, when I arrived last turn you ran and hid. How sad.

Turn four coming. You and your allies have taken a town from me. None of my pop. centers fall this turn. And I've grabbed Buhr Fram.

So far, not too shabby.

Murazor;)

[leonidas]

Murazor,

Your toast and you know it! This posturing is admirable, but pathetic. Leave the lights on for us because we're coming to your house real soon.

Hope to see your head on a stick!

Elrond

[leonidas]

I forgot to ask how Angulion was doing? I heard he was last seen at Zarak-Dum, attacking an undefended town. I'm sure the Dwarves went easy on him and he'll be running back home to mama soon!

Ta-ta

Elrond

[stefaanboets]

HAHAHA,

I just read the weak reply of the King of the Witches and as far as bull**** goes, you're quite good!

I hope you made the grave of Angulion deep enough, because more will follow soon. Don't forget to close it with your last character or we'll have to do it for you.

Bard I

[dorune]

Gothmog is such an inspirational commander. Just to boost the morale of his troops at Buhr Waldlaes he's brought in Great White to put on a concert for them. :) What a great guy!!

[dorune]

Dear Mahrcared,
Hope you don't mind if I borrow Buhr Waldlaes for a couple turns. After hosting your bbq of two of my towns I figured it was your turn to host the party. Gothmog is also having a small get together in Buhr Widu and I see Atagavia and company is there. You guys didn't bring any beer, did you?
Feagwaith sends his regards to South Gondor. I understand they may have misplaced an army in the Ithil Pass? A couple of my boys have reported stepping in something icky if that helps at all...
Make sure to keep in touch, talk to you later,
Gothmog
:)

[leonidas]

Dear goofy DS,

Word I got was that one of the Dog-Lords cronies picked a fight with a midget and lost. His Boyz were so disapponited the just decided to go home. Here's an novel concept you might look into: backup commander. It's something we FPs have learned you can't live without.
Bye the way, I see your army running home at 1404 Murazor, you mangy slug you!

Elrond,
Bad Elf with a bad attitude

[iandoyle2002]

Oooooooh - talking Freeps, most of the ones I know are dead!

Feagwath - that "icky stuff" is my dinner. I like Freeeps; Mushed Fried, Boiled or even Rrrrrrraw and Wrrrrrriggley.

STOP STANDING IN MY DINNER!!

Ren

[DaveHolt]

hmmm. why is it that SG is able to roam the plains
of central Mordor without DS army intervention or
opposition??? Whatever the reason, we're happy
to say that Urlurtsu will be a very nice graveyard for
lots of minions of the Evil Lord. Now, just where should
we go next???

[darrell]

It's all part of our diabolical plan to ignore you until you leave us alone.

Hey, it worked for me in the 3rd grade!

[stefaanboets]

Argh, that bloody Rhudaur creep!

Didn't I tell you that I do not like sneaky neutrals? I will not rest before every minion of your nation lies ten feeth under!

BTW It was no surprise! As you can see we have made the proper arrangements.

Cardolan

[iandoyle2002]

Your just jealous!

Ren

[leonidas]

Misguided, duped slaves of Sauron...oops I mean Rhudaur,

Rats are supposed to jump off a sinking ship, not jump on! The WK is toast, it's going to get pretty lonely for you in northern Eriador real quick.

Your too close to me for your own good, prepare for an education.

Elrond,
Stomper of treacherous Dunedain rats!

[fragilesi]

Quit gassing and get fighting, even our politicians have less hot air than you guys!

I told you I wanted an interesting game, it should have been obvious. It may be brief but at least we can have a bit of fun up in the North can't we?

Simon.

[leonidas]

Evil-doers,

Ok, Ok, it was bit over the top! No more "gas" warfare, just straight-butta beatin's!

Elrond
He's and old Elf, of course he's gassy!

[stefaanboets]

Rhudaur,

One, two, we're coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door
...
You probably know the rest, if not feel free to look up Freddu Krueger.

Your death will be horrible.
And don't try to smoothen things by telling how much you liked to communicate with us.
You're a traitor!

Stef, Cardolan

PS Good gaming!