139 Turn 7

[Player]

Sorry Enion. I take you it weren't expecting to lose your capital this quickly. I know how it feels to have plans go awry. Tsk Tsk.

Arfanbrad the Eternal

[Crazy Ivan]

After looking at Larach Dunhan, I feel ripped off!

Sure Dol Goldur has nice big walls, but I was hoping for more in the storehouse department....

The Eothraim Dorito commanders die yet again. Looks like they had a little company from Durthang, not to mention all those dead DS troops. Fire King wants a "piece-o-pony" too, does he? We'll be more than happy to accomodate his request.

Mikeoracercared

[Player]

Come on over Moeracerikewhomevercahred. I'll make you and all your friends nice little belts and hand-carved yo-yo's from some of this stuff. Or maybe I'll send it to the Harad? Not sure...

Arfanbrad the Eternal

[Player]

My my. The DS started the last thread and are sooo quiet this time. Why is that?

Arfanbrad Forever

[Nick]

The reason my long - legged short-bearded friend is that the DS finally discovered that the duns,harad,& corsairs are on there side. Wouldn't you also be depressed.
Bainamania

[Crazy Ivan]

Is that Duns or Dones?

Stick a fork in him.

[Player]

Dumbs? Hardwaste? Corpse-hairs? Aha! I see now...

Arfanbrad the Majestic

[nanook]

Don't mind us -- we're just a little slow. Confine your banter to T5 and we'll all be fine.

The Turn 3 Corsairs

[Longsword]

What are you guys getting so excited about, you've failed to break into mordor, and although the Harad is threatened, he'll soon be pushing your forces back across the anduin. And my my, that is a big army that Atagavia is running around with...shame if it doesn't make back to the black gate. Keep 'em coming Dorito man! Crunch crunch:cool: Have any slasa to go with these?

[Crazy Ivan]

Eothraim characters come prepackeged with their own jar of Pace. We have mild or extra spicy. No Hot though, womenfolk are way too worn after 20 years or so of cooking over dung fires and hard riding...

Yep, armies not making it back to the black gate would be a problem. As long as most of them kill a troll or two before they go, I'm happy. DIE REN DIE!

Of course sacking Larach Dunahn and making the Backdoor Boys (can you sing for me Wade?) play defense makes us feel all warm and fuzzy.

Dorittoeracercared

[Player]

Originally posted by Longsword
What are you guys getting so excited about?

It's turn 7 and I already own 2 enemy capitals. I have played this nation 6 times now, ended games as both DS and FP with the top VP score, and have never owned 2 enemy capitals. I'm not excited as much as I'm both confused and thankful... I can't wait until I relocate and have even more enemies within range!

Arfanbrad Grandesti Imperator Maximoose

[nanook]

You owe the Duns a beer. Or two.