Game 9

[vandal]

Whilst I would like to say Hi as the Dragon Lord I am more likely to sneak up and well lets not go there.

Still to all those nuetrals feel free to make contact and to the good guys, well who is first to feel my wrathe?

f_redmond@hotmail.com

Frank

[Thelor 66]

Hallas of Cadolan salutes you!

Hoooo ! I am afraid, the big bad Dragon Lord is puffing out hot air once again!

But to neutrals in game 9 please follow his advice and feel Free, we will gladly welcome you


:p

Hallas

jacques.perron@tarkett.com

[nabongote]

Out of the mist back into the darkness. This is Akhorahil the Blind Sorcerer and fifth of the Nagûl. It is my desire to bring bad drams to all of the so called free people.
To all our neutral neighbours: come to us before we might come to you :-) . Lets get diplomatic
nabongote@web.de

[Thelor 66]

Blind one why don't you go and delete your post in the 2 other game 9 that should remove the extras

Hallas

[nabongote]

Hi Hallas,

I appreciate your cooperation- it's promissing. You flirt early with the powers of the dark.
Stay charming and have bad dreams.
Akhorahil

[vandal]

We concur, please go and feel the good guys, up to you what you use to do it.

DRAGON LORD

[Khamul]

Greetings to all freeps, ds and fellow neutrals. Haradwaith can be contacted at

lewismorton99@tiscali.co.uk

Looking forward to a good game.

Lewis

[11 Top Hats]

Afternoon (or whatever)

Sinda checking in to say hi - I suspect I'll be seeing a lot of you Mr Dragon Lord - though probably not on terms you will be pleased with!

Neutrals - please get in touch - the side of the light wants you. Don't be swayed by lies and false promises by the slaves of Sauron, we can offer so much more. Get in touch on eleventophats@hotmail.com

Hoping for a good game

John

[Thelor 66]

Blind one stay in Mordor for your own good!
We are not ready for the visually impaired sign yet I would not want anything bad happening to you before I kick you out of there myself
:D
Hallas of Cardolan

[nabongote]

Hi Hallas,

words, empty words because you feal quite save up ther in the far northwest but as you know we like bad things to happen and they can happen anywhere and pretty soon.
Have bad dreams Akhorahil

[vandal]

Oh well with such kind words you elves cannot be all bad and are welcome over any time.

Still going to roast your comrade though.

Dragon Lord

[Big Bad Bain]

Greetings To all from the 9TH


eoder oh eoder come out come out where ever you are.

Uvatha
aka
BBB

[The Realm]

Darkest greetings all,

Rhudaur and Dunland requested for urgent parley.

Hallas, keep your stinking Goat herders off my land, keep out means keep out!!

Murazor, sick of unwanted peasants.

[Thelor 66]

Already Witchipoo is panicking:eek:

We the Free Nations of the West want to invite Enion and Eribhen of Dunland and Arfanhil and Broggha of Rhudaur to a magnificent banquet where we will discuss the reunification of Eriador.

Yes the peasant will keep off your land since these lands are ours and not yours. We will drive you out of Middle Earth altogether
Er Murazor

Hallas of Cardolan :D

[Raven]

To the neutrals we would like to hear from you, to discuss the forthcoming conflict, form alliances to rid Middle earth of its foul infestation :-)

Khamul my armys are eager for revenge I will see you soon on the battle field, there will be no mercy for your rabble hoards


Beoraborn

:D

[vandal]

Whilst I know I am good even I cannot take credit for smashing any good guys already, darn they must be living in fear and dreaming of defeat already!

Half the battle is one the fear is in there hearts take heart my dark fellows.

I will take great pleasure in offering this ones soul to our Lord, choose your place of battle and hide not from me for we will seek you out and crush you no matter where you hide.

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Hail to you all,

I'm playing the Rhudaur. I am very interested in building my nation into a vast economic empire. I offer cash for artifacts. I would like combat and command. They of course should be neutral. I'm also a big timber producer. Those fortifications can really make a differance at times. Drop us a note. I hope to have good relations with all. I won't stray to far from my starting pops 3-4 hexs tops. I ask that no one build inside my area, please. The Nodlo are OK as long as that is your only pop. I'm not looking to join early. Let's see how each team develops and assists their comrades. Murazor It will be hard for you but at least I won't be attacking you too. Feel free to drop us a note to discuss trade issues all.
Doug:cool

[vandal]

Whilst we note your offer of trade, we only accept payment only in heads, good heads, can you deliver?

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

So sorry Khamul,
I was hoping to open trade with your peoples but is the only colaterial you accept is Good Heads? Then, I'm afraid, I'm beyond broke. I wish you luck in you endeavors though. :(

[vandal]

When I have collected a few more will give you some if you are that broke

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Where the good guys go we can follow, please my bonny nuetrals come to my feast, free heads thrown in of course as a present for attending.

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

This is a warning for the neutrals in our game

I hope for your own sake that you won't go to the Dragon Lord feast for the head he intend to throw are yours:eek:

I want to repeat we are open to discussion with all the neutrals
I wish for you to contact us as soon as possible

Hallas of Cardolan

:D

[vandal]

We are only collecting good heads, eating the bodies and would never eat any nuetrals, now would I really?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

So as the feasting is about to start and we see the the messangers coming back from our invites, one ponders the qustion, who got the most guests?

Only time will tell, but let the roasting begin for we need a few heads as guests.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Our spies creep back and what not a word from the enemy, nobody turned up for there feast?
What! it went down so badly they cannot be bothered to lie about it.
Darn if I tell the truth, will they believe me and if I dont they still wont.
Great party going on here guys!

Dragon Lord

[Blankefanden]

Corsairs on the board.

This is an invitation to DS, FP and neutrals to communicate.

kim_a_k@yahoo.dk

[vandal]

Please feel free to attend our party and claim your free head!

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Welcome aboard Corsairs,

I am please to see your ambassador,please don't pay attention to that air head Dragon Lord. His only goal in life is to feed his pet lizards.

The head you will receive at his party will be one of the other neutral nation ambassador. We talk to them advise them not to go but they didn't and were never heared from again:confused:

We will get in touch soon for private discussion

Hallas of Cardolan:D

[vandal]

We sit here eating from good skulls and wonder whose head is empty.

Alas it will be your allies who pay for you will have to wait in line for your turn

Dragon Lord

[drummerdude]

Greeting to one and all from Gondor. The mountain and rivers of mordor will run black with the foul blood of the evil hordes. The might of Gondor will win through. Neutrals, join us, for the glory will be ours.

[vandal]

If only it where that easy, still you can live the dream but for a few more moments, before the truth dawns

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

May I take the chance to point out it already runs thick and black in Mordor and we welcome any additions.

For a minute we thought you might want to clean up, but phew now we are safe

Dragon Lord

[drummerdude]

We do want to clean up. Think of us as bleach, removing all the germs from the toilet that is Mordor. I can`t speak for them but I`m sure my allies have the same idea for Mirkwood...

[vandal]

Oh how I like a man full of ideas, much nicer brains to eat and tastier than a woodman in my pot.

Indeed your allies have such great idea but just somehow lack the application.

You think my pot has them scared or they have run out of bleach?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Think you can stop us visiting?

See you soon.

Northmen surprise! we left your woody friends all alone and they did not come as invited.

Dragon Lord

[drummerdude]

No, just stocking up on that extra thick stuff that gets in to all the dirty, smelly bits....

[vandal]

Great that mean we get to play with your chums whilst you shop?

Have to raid the supply wagons me thinks delay you even further

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Hi

My woody friend, just want to say hi and as you did not turn up just to let you know will be paying you a visit next

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Greetings Friends,

I see that a meeting has taken place in the plains. I wasn't planing on attending. I was merely going to the hills and rough that border the plains in search of resources for to trade.
In the battle that soon will be fought I wish both commanders luck. I will watch and nothing more. I will be moving one hex west. I say this so no one is stopped by me.
Have only heard drabs from both sides. It seems only the Dragon Lord is talking and sometimes the Witch-King. I did have word from the Northern humans but not the elves?
Peace to all! Good Day
Rhudaur - Douglas

[vandal]

Hey I Know I believe you, but you think the good side will?

Now in the spirit of friendship let me come clean my human friends and tell you I have gone visiting some northern holdings and do so much love to see a few juicy targets.

Shall I wait here for your pointy eared friends to come a visiting or do I need to move closer to face them.

Oh woody I have not forgotten you just saving you for my pot and licking my lips.

Dragon Lord

[11 Top Hats]

Dearest Adunaphel,

How strange to run into your little navy off the coast there. Now who is leading it - aaahh! Gargal

Which is the sound he will make as he sinks to the bottom of the sea

Kind regards

Amroth & Co

PS - the elves of Ceber Fanuin are reporting a terrible smell in the village, will the Dragon Lord please wash before they invade

[vandal]

Oh well no good hiding it is there might as well just confess even if you have not seen me?

To the Northmen I say you better pray Elornd saves you hide as I am going to sit on you and do naughty things.

If you moved your Capital as I hoped pray harder you will need it.

To the Horsemen such poor picking, we will be parading around so do your worst.

To the Sindar I expected better pickings and it should be a interesting dual.

Lastly to the woodman such rich pickings but hell I wished I had visited you with something more serious now.

Can you stop me? Well we shall soon see, hope you did not mind me bringing a few friends by the way

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

So the party got under way and the free heads are ready to be gathered.

Oh its a full house and all the nobles with invites have attended.

Just have to spike there drink now and make them my mindless slaves.

Or was that talk real nice and pursuade the to join? best not mix the two up

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Hey there WK trying to crash the party I saw Rhudaur emissary approaching answering our invite to parley and you trying to backstab him. Pelendur decide to interpose his force before you could reach. Good Work Pelendur :D

There will be some head on poles tonight but it will be orcs and trolls

Hallas of Cardolan

Dragon Lord still puffing hot air after were done with the WK we will take care of you :p

[The Realm]

You send a little goat boy to do your dirty work Hallas!! Come on, its nearly winter, the boys are getting hungry, surely you can do better than this??
Its just started to snow up here so I'm off for a spot off Dwarf Sledging, think I might break open the moonshine since I've got all this time to myself.

Murazor, well and truly King of Angmar.

[vandal]

Dont see me hiding behind the women as I strut about all those capitals seeking anyone to fight.

But do you feel safe enough to leave your borders and come face me, have you talked to those who ring your border, do you know there plans, have to twisted there minds?

Please feel free to visit and let us arrange a parting gift in your absence, would not want you to think I did not have my eye on you to.

Your words will come back to haunt you, how soon I will leave it to you to reflect upon.

Do I appear scared? Reflect well for you are in the eye of the storm and know well it was me who unleashed it upon you.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh Mr Gondor in case you felt left out have something very nice for you, again with my compliments.

Hope you enjoy but I have a feeling you know what it is, or can guess so will leave you to work it out

Anyone else want to play with me, my reach is long as you can see.

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Ya!
That goat boy that is more enough to take care of your goats under the command of Ashdurbuk Zalgoat.

Have fun with the Dwarves but be carefull they tend to get nasty when you play with their drinks :rolleyes:

Glad to see somebody else talking on this board I was getting bored of listening to Khamul the big mouth
:p

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

Only that big as all the better to eat you with.

Yummy another one for the pot, scared and running, did he take up my kind offer to visit me?

I think not, those yellow streaks dont just run through the hair

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Please note as you where so kind as to sacrifice the dwarves to me I will take up the challange and being seeing them next.

Hear that shorty boys we are coming to eat you, dare you refuse me or will you stand and fight?

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Hey Khamul not to worry the short ones were already planning a huge party at Dol Guldur You won't have to go far to find them they are going to be at you cap soon enough with a lot of friends
:p

You have been all talk no action so far you are like Scarecrow we use to to scare the children with:D but that does not work anymore
:(

Halllas of Cardolan

[drummerdude]

Great Scott marty! We gotta shut that Dragon boy up, hot air all over the place.
Your mages are a long way from home....

[vandal]

Hot air is it?

As it sit there visiting the Woodmen, Northmen and such other nations as the Naughty horse men, who will be refusing challange?

Not me?

Of course please make my day and dont I still have need of a few heads.

Oh and please come pay me that visit I wait with bated breath, for I know you are going to die, you just do not realise it yet!

Sorry about the air but that volcano can be felt even near me but better than the cold, unless you happen to be roasting in my pot.

I can still hear your words floating on the air, as I sit there, now what a choice of woodmen to choose from, which one shall I pick? Told you I was going to eat a woody boy and will settle for killling the others.

Want to know where I am going next as tooled up and ready for you Elrond if you dare!

Are we men of hollow words or dare you face me?

We shall see who talks the talk and who walks across the land head held high, with human toes in the mouth.

Dragon Lord

Fear me yet? You will and we still say we had more visitors to our party.

[vandal]

Whilst I am at it be seeing you dwarven chap, alas can only spare one of my guys coming to look for you dont be a bad boy and run.

Oh and when the WK eats those northen men, well wont be visiting me now will they?

Point me in the direction of your biggest chap so we cannot be said to be cowards to.

Accept the challange and you can bring Elrond too if you are scared

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Hallas was on the wall of Thabard contemplating the plains of his kingdom wondering about the constant grumbling he was hearing coming from the East.

"What was that," he ask Finduilas," is it the Witch King crying in Angmar?"

"No, my lord," she said." It's the huffing and puffing of Khamul. He will never learn, he is still trying to scare our children."

"Please send word to our allies, the Dwarves, the Elves, and the Woodmen to stop him from doing that. it is so childish and pointless. Maybe after the fall of Goblin Gates, Dol Guldur and Sarn Goringwyn he will calm down a bit."

Hallas entered his palace put his ear plugs and went to sleep quietly.

Garundor, head scribe of Cardolan:cool:

[vandal]

Since your ally was so kind as to pass the buck, which of the stumpy, pointy and toeless is going to jump up and present his head for me to lop off.

I to hear a lot of talk but not a lot of action, you sure you are hard enough to take Goblin Gate?

Or do we demonstrate our power in order to silence those who doubt forever.

We shall see how you crow after your heads line my poles.

In the meantime will just have to go looking for someone interesting to challange, toeless look to easy


Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh Mr Woodman just as I liike you, well in my pot, going to have a go atttttttttttttttttt bombenor, stop me if you can.

Need me to tell you who else I will challange or shall I let them find out in the turn?

Wonder if you can see me on all those hexes and hope not, which is why you are all so brave in the face of my threats.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Mr Northman dont take it the wrong way but my friend has a surprise for Jirfelien so wait and see, dont let it be said I never warned you.

After this turn xmas is over and I will not be so easy on you.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Just so the horsmen dont feel left out your number is 3 and remember that when things come back to you.

On a shield minus a head?

Oh and since we have a special present for you at Goblin Gate we dont mind crowing about it, so please come and play with us, how lucky can a dark servant get.

Does the soon to be dead at Osgiliath tell a tale?

Our predictions are bold and backed with steel, want to make any? then see if they can be carried out.

Xmas is coming the Woodmen is getting fat, just like I like to eat, but the worst is yet to come.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Dear and noble Dunlendings we promise not to eat you for we like you far to much.

Our stomach is to full of pointy eared chaps right now to, so it is quite safe to come a visiting.

Dragon Lord

[Michaelj018]

Hi Mr Dragon Lord This is the Dunlendings, A Neutral at heart and must be until I am ready. I will guard all my borders and will allow only armies to move across them with promission.:)

[vandal]

Yummy already a good sign, no dark servants anywhere near those Dunlendings.

Please feel free to do Rhudaur any time it did so fill my heart with joy, and we never paid him a good head or anything.

Please do stay nuetral and dont join those goody two shoes bleach loving goodies.

For the record we wont be eating any pointy ears this go as we agreed

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Does the silence that echoes across the cold wastes of Mirkwood mean those good forces know we are right and are going to do naughty things to them?

Me thinks so but as we always say sticky and stones dont hurt like a bit of cold steel up em.

Mr Dragon Lord is going to be looking either very foolish or very clever pretty soon, what do we think shorty, pointy and toeless?

Oh and what shall we call those cav boys? Hairy?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Hail noble Corsairs how many good heads do I have to deliver for your services?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh dont let me forget all those other Lords, Easterlings, Harad and the Rhudaur.

All are welcome to the feast.

We wil be serving short bearded things for dessert.

Dragon Lord

[Michaelj018]

To all Neutrals, This is Elharian from the Dunlendings. We all need to all have a talk, please email me. If we all group together we can have a say in this war.

So let me know your thoughts, Elharian.

[11 Top Hats]

And the Dragon Lord shouts to the skies
spreading vile propoganda and lies
Though I know that Khamul
Says nothing but Bull
and is ruined whatever he tries

Amroth - bard to the Sinda

[Thelor 66]

Bravo, bravissimo

Amroth well put

Hallas of Cardolan:rolleyes:

[vandal]

Many thanks for your kind words, indeed we have ruined all we have tried, which is why I wil be trying you soon.

Please be a little better than the last one I tried, they went meekly more like a sheep than a Bull.

Still no takers on the challange front?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh Mr Long Rider please be so kind as to leave my calling card on the Northmen dead, you can blame me for it all.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

From the mouth of hell he was sent back from the distant past to plague the world of men once more.

So as it was written, so shall it be, that the fate suffered by my enemies those long years hence shall now be upon you also.

Has my legend past into history and some things best not forgotten have done so?

You are about to find out

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Merry Christmas to one and all! Happy Holidays for the dark and the light. Looking forward to struggle that will soon be playing out around me. Good Night:D

[vandal]

Ohhhhhhhh ALL RIGHT, JUST THIS ONCE, MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND ALL

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

You must forgive me Mighty Northmen I forgot you, we have shorty, pointy, toeless, hairy and what shall we call you?

Dead men walking?

Still have a merry but brief xmas and di you want to know who I am going to challange and who I am going to Knife.

If you real good I might even ask my friends to give the same information.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

If the rest of your crew want to know since you cannot stop me feel free to ask it is xmas

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Since my minions reach far and wide will you be visiting me at 3024 or do I have to come find you, with a few friends of course.

I am waiting, dont be to long.

Oh and to that nation known as Cardy, if I had any spare boys I would be paying you a visit too, but you can wait, we like to serve it cold

Dragon Lord

[toecutter]

Is it possible for the DS to talk anymore? The Dragon Lord hasnt got any "spare boys" because they have either run away, or he's eaten them!

ear DL I'll paying you a visit soon enough


Arth9

[drummerdude]

Yea, the forum will be very quiet after turn 5 when the Scaly one has been removed...

[vandal]

Whilst I realise your xmas wish list included one or two dreams that you wanted to come true I am sorry but I am not in a mood to oblige.

Sorry it has taken me so long to reply but the fits of laughter you had me in could be heard all over the realm and the cheer cheek had me so stunned what else could I do.

After I have dished up your friends I will be waiting for you with arms open wide.

Remember though its a one way ticket to hell and you are on it, to cross me is to die, as your poor comrades will testify to that shortly.

Oh and I assure you the screams of your comrades as I cook them a treat, will ensure things do not remain silent for to long.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

First there was pointy, shorty, toeless, hairy and now we have earless to join the fray.

Please feel free to visit and donate a few parts, mind you when my tag partner the WK has fininshed with you are you sure there will be enough left for me to eat?

Dragon Lord

[toecutter]

DL - yada yada yada

Witchipoo isnt sure what day it is, does he? Perhaps if he stops marching his troops in semi-circles it might be able to find someone to fight apart from his own population centres:-)

Arth

[drummerdude]

Draggie boy, you sure talk a lot. We all know the, ahem, shall we say, difficulties of being the Drag Lord (khamul in a dress anyone?). The more you make your hollow threats, the greater the height you`ll be falling from. We`ll have to get Sauron to come and identify the remains....Keep `em coming.

[vandal]

Oh how they have forgotten, time has dimmed the minds of men that they forget who they face.

We shall indeed see who sits atop the mountains and see who crows loudest, for your doom calls to you and it has my name written upon it.

You are indeed in for a rude awakening and if what happens to you this go comes as a shock, wait and see what I have in mind for you next.

Still I am not without pity and give you these brief moments to enjoy, before the coming of the storm.

When those who I have named look at there coming actions, remember it was a present from me.

Is there anyone else wants a piece of me? I will soon need a few more bodies to snack on.

Still no pointy boys want to take up my offer of meeting for a challange or two?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Ok so we admit we cannot save the Witch King he will have to salt you out himself, I on the other hand will dress you up and serve you cold, on a platter, salted of course.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh we dare you to knock us out on turn 5!

As I know you cannot do it, alas you do not have it in you, what artifacts shall we bet on this?

One day someone will stand up and be eaten

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Can I have a new dress this one has to much blood on it?

Dragon Lord

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Dendra Dwar dragged a claw through a basin of cold, black, Mordor water. Tendrils of steam rose from the disturbed surface. The Nazgul’s nose wrinkled as exotic fumes rose from herb-fired flames. Leaning low over the basin, he drew a great lung full of air into his nose and sinuses, clearing the steam from the basin. Slowly as the tears cleared from his eyes, a vision settled on the basin surface. Long did Dendra Dwar study the portents, for now he did know the minds of the enemies of his master.

At last, as the first rays of sun broke on the great fume of Mordor, dulling black skies to a dirty gray, Dendra pushed away from the table well satisfied. As he left the room, bumping into a statue of himself standing on a dwarf, denting his shin on a bust of himself eating an elf, and dashing his head on a low hanging lintel carved in the likeness of himself doing considerably worse to various Gondorians, Dendra cursed his poor eyesight in the world of men, and marched out to lead his armies to war.

Servants scuttled into the room to tidy the various paraphernalia of Dendra’s twilight existence. Krusnak fished around under the ring wraith’s bed until his hands closed on an iron ring. Dragging the container out he found himself looking at an empty iron basin, graven with many sigils in the black speech, a relic of great power. Eyes wide with horror, Krusnak turned to see the contents of Dendra’s chamber pot slowly stewing over magic flames. It is written in the black book that when Krusnak – with his 20/20 vision, later gazed into the waters of the basin of seeing, he couldn’t tell the difference either……

Book of the Angry Worm
Volume IX
Chapter titled “In the pool of life – the Freep always float to the top” or alternatively “Never bob for apples at a Freep house party!”

[vandal]

Well beats me make of that what you will

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Very Very well done Dendra!

So say the Rhudaurian Bards

[vandal]

Tone it down the good guys might think you are in league with us

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

But poetry here in the heart of Darkness?

I have spent years killing poets, all for our own to convert.

Where is another orc to eat?

Vandal

[vandal]

Well just to keep you interested I wil tell you the names of the characters I am going to kill next turn to if you like.

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Yes, I would be very interested. You show much confidence in your abilities. It would be very impressive to point out victims then actually kill them. Not unlike Babe Ruths called shot.:eek:

[Gixxer]

Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
Dendra Dwar dragged a claw through a basin of cold, black, Mordor water. Tendrils of steam rose from the disturbed surface. The Nazgul’s nose wrinkled as exotic fumes rose from herb-fired flames. Leaning low over the basin, he drew a great lung full of air into his nose and sinuses, clearing the steam from the basin. Slowly as the tears cleared from his eyes, a vision settled on the basin surface. Long did Dendra Dwar study the portents, for now he did know the minds of the enemies of his master.

At last, as the first rays of sun broke on the great fume of Mordor, dulling black skies to a dirty gray, Dendra pushed away from the table well satisfied. As he left the room, bumping into a statue of himself standing on a dwarf, denting his shin on a bust of himself eating an elf, and dashing his head on a low hanging lintel carved in the likeness of himself doing considerably worse to various Gondorians, Dendra cursed his poor eyesight in the world of men, and marched out to lead his armies to war.

Servants scuttled into the room to tidy the various paraphernalia of Dendra’s twilight existence. Krusnak fished around under the ring wraith’s bed until his hands closed on an iron ring. Dragging the container out he found himself looking at an empty iron basin, graven with many sigils in the black speech, a relic of great power. Eyes wide with horror, Krusnak turned to see the contents of Dendra’s chamber pot slowly stewing over magic flames. It is written in the black book that when Krusnak – with his 20/20 vision, later gazed into the waters of the basin of seeing, he couldn’t tell the difference either……

Book of the Angry Worm
Volume IX
Chapter titled “In the pool of life – the Freep always float to the top” or alternatively “Never bob for apples at a Freep house party!”


Wow, Wow, Wow !

So much stuff !

And it's understandable !

You've made some progress !

Happy new year, enemy mine !

All the Best Rob !

Gixxxer

[vandal]

Well for since they have not asked I will wait until they do but let me just say in my most boastful manner I dont see GG falling to the rabble that face me.

Indeed after I finish off the armies I meet there I am going to march forth and toast a pop centre of my choosing.

Of course If you challange me with something in range ill just have to go take that.

Have I climbed to high, well we are about to find out, am I really as good as I think I am, you are about to find out

And for those who forgot who they face in the dimming of time, ask the dead of game 1 all those years hence who lived not to face me again.

But of course as I walk through the town centres of so many free cities why hide, ill even let you know what cities I am in and who I can see next go and leave it to you to refuse challange or not.

Dragon Lord.

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Wow, Wow, Wow !

So much stuff !

And it's understandable !

You've made some progress !

** I always make sense, I'm a profound kind of guy. Us earthlings are like that Gerhard, you'll get used to us one day :-)

Happy new year, enemy mine !

** Hey I'm no one's enemy. I'm a professional in the department of Natural Selection. We prefer to take an active hand in weeding the chaff because there's no telling what damage you could do to the gene pool if you're allowed to propagate little Gixxxers :-)

** Oh and happy new year to you. Hey I've re-wrote a Christmas carol which I sing to my family "We wish you a merry christmas and a happy new wife...." There must be something wrong with the delivery because they're not a particularly gracious audience. I might have to add to my wardrobe as well - a christmas bow might be a little under done :-D

All the Best Rob !

Gixxxer

** Oh no, not again. Did I tread on someone's toes in a past life? Must have poked them in the eye and kicked their happy sacks to end up with you twice :-)


** Cheers - Rob of the Baskervilles
aka Winsten Wun Toof

[Gixxer]

Do you really know who you are?

Have Fun

Gixxxer

[vandal]

Well no I only imagine I know, but to me its all real enough!

Just like I will be eating toes, ears and other body parts real soon, but of course the other side will have to experience it to believe it.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

In one city sat Jirfelien, whilst in the other sat his friends for the crafty Drgon Lord thought, typical yellow humans will run and waste all that money.

Let the LR have Jirfelien I will eat elsewhere so along he popped to test if he was right and there he will remain.

Indeed I thought lets bring a friend so hope you like hiding in the shadows for as long as we care to remain.

Meanwhile as he sat on the hairy horsemen he wondered if the pitiful few he saw would also refuse, but he guessed they would and will just have to sit about and see how long there nerve lasted.

Meanwhile all those, what is it 4? tasty woodmen looked so yum he could not refuse his tum and its only a question of which one?

Of course we make you the offer as with the others of naming the sacrificial lamb or just refusing with them all.

If you ask i will tell you the victims name if you like as a new years present.


To Gisulf we say, how lucky you are and to Thuidimer, well we cannot all be lucky.

To Athaulf well take your chances and Telum, boy are you in trouble.

Well thats enough names and clues more next time?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

To hairy: I saw the letter U and thought I might do you. Your new character well that can wait.
To Those trading humans: I saw the letter B and before to long it will be running like hell or just in hell
To Shiny in his tin suit, a curse on you to.
To: Toeless one of 4 but the choice is 3
To: Pointy E I would be worried about things

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Hope one and all had a good one and especially those that face me, you will need it

Dragon Lord

[drummerdude]

Yes, yes, we all know that your rabble were lucky enough that some of your better mages started with those damn spells, and we know you`ve sent out Celed and the boys. Don`t mean a thing. Nothing more than nuisance value. Enjoy your luck, it`s all your gonna get (I hope). Gonzo, for Gondor.

[vandal]

Know I know you know where I am many thanks.

But you see I never knew you knew and know you know it makes it all the sweeter.

But if it offends you that much I wont tell you where I am and what intend doing, you only have to say so.

But to sweeten the pot I shall pass from the land of men if you take my capital even if you dont take my other major towns.

Since you claim I am full of hot air what are you willing to do in the event your idle boasts do not come to pass?

At least we say what we mean and do what we say and have already listed what we will do to you, I await your reply with black bated breath.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh Shiny wants to play?

Well after the fall of the bridge across the river, which I know you know you cannot stop, and the personal pain I am going to inflict on your Commanders, will you still think it only a nuisance value?

When I will prise open that tin can and feast on dead shiny I will rate you against the other bodies in my pot and see if I find you wanting.

For the record I dont see you making any predictions that you seem certain you can keep, want to try anything major? Or shall I continue to write history?

Dragon Lord

[Raven]

I have watched and lisened initially with interest to the lunatic ravings from Dol Goldur, it was a mild distraction from the day to day business of running a nation,
my Lieutenants and I laughed at the deranged ramblings of the afflicted mind that spewed forth such fantasy, we were impressed with the volume of it that was reaching us, this creature had a fertile imagination,
however Chilperic a cleric of sorts scolded us for making fun of the less fortunate, he has put a dampner on our mirth as he now attends our meetings, he prays for the tormented soul that feels the need to send a missive with every empty thought that enters his deranged head :D
Chillperic's moral stance is all well and fine, but I won't rest until we have his head on the end of a pike, we Bear folk are patient but we have had our fill of the foul hot air that is blowing our way from the south;)


I await the inevitable reply;)

Beoraborn

[vandal]

My friend toeless I am not that unkind that if you cannot take the heat I will stay my foul breath.

You only have to ask and we will be happy to oblige and let our action speak for us.

Alas I find no challange in the world of men and after your point and stocky friends suffer, let me just say you are next.

Please send some troops to Goblin Gate so I do not have to chase you for my pot.

If it helps and you want to know I will tell you which character my mage is about to challange in your capital.

I am sure you will be refusing like the Northmen and Eothraim, can I be any fairer?

And yes I will do naughty things to Gondor so have we told you all our plans, though not our friends for this turn.

That is except what our naughty troops might be up to or do i really have to tell you that to.

If you come I will promise to wait for you at Goblin Gate and not pounce out on you.

As we said if you want a more silent game let me know I am easy and after all wont you enjoy defeating the mad ravings of a dark servant .

Wont I fall from high never to return if I am wrong and wont you like proving it so?

If not we await your missive

Dragon Lord

[Gixxer]

Originally posted by Winsten Wun Toof
** Oh no, not again. Did I tread on someone's toes in a past life? Must have poked them in the eye and kicked their happy sacks to end up with you twice :-)


** Cheers - Rob of the Baskervilles
aka Winsten Wun Toof

Don't worry, you won't see little Gixxxers so soon.
I hope it for mysely ! Ha Ha Ha !

You'll face only me and I'm not little !

Fortunately I've disabled the sound, so I'm not able to listen to your Christmas-carol.

It's another attempt to kill me, right ?

Listening to this dissonances will send me to hospital for some years.

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[vandal]

If it is a killing tune can I borrow it or at least have it sent on to my enemies?

Any big Gs on the way then if not any little ones?

Vandal

[Gixxer]

Greetings Vandal,
ask Rob, I'm sure he's able to present us much more secret weapons.

Next time he will present us his wife, that's the overkill !

No, No, no little Gs and the big-ones ?

You're in a team with these Gs! Ha Ha !

Have Fun !

Gixxxer !

[vandal]

Not that the wife will be happy but if the little ones turn out not to be so little and are in fact big, well you have big Gs.

Darn how come when my wife is away all these women seem to be tactical secret weapons of mass destruction, how do we deploy them?

Vandal

[Gixxer]

We're talking about a tactical-weapons !

Long legs, some underwear you would call "nothing" !

Can't help ya !

Wait 'till your wife returned ! Ha Ha Ha !

Gixxxer

[vandal]

Darn back to just whipping the good guys as per normal then

Vandal

[American-Iron]

What ever you guys are smelting in the pot at Dol Guldor can I get some to go?:p

[vandal]

I assure you its all Gixxers influence, but send messanger and happy to get you hooked and its all freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, ops should I be using that word?

Dragon Lord

[Gixxer]

My influence ?

I'm pretty innocent !

I've only send some New Years Greetings to a player I'm gegarding highly !

Douglas, don't worry too much about this, I'll leave this section of the forum.

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[vandal]

It is very obvious I best ask the pretty one to help me out then, so send her over with the next batch, Rhudaur needs some to go and you are the magic man.

Vandal

[vandal]

Well I only have 5 turns in this game so making the most of my short time left.

Glad to see someone likes me, none of the Goddies like me at all.

Dragon Lord

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Originally posted by Gixxer
Greetings Vandal,
ask Rob, I'm sure he's able to present us much more secret weapons.

Next time he will present us his wife, that's the overkill !

** I suppose that while you're oggling with your usual (and admirably professional) witless grin plastered all over you, I could put you out of your misery???? But I'd have to ask myself - Why?? You deserve a solid spanking, and it would only save me one turn's fees anyway :-)

No, No, no little Gs and the big-ones ?

You're in a team with these Gs! Ha Ha !

** They're small, but very very VERY angry :-) Us Gaulies are able to bring down larger game soon after birth. The littlest is 5, he's got a 40 year old's sense of humour, and able to stir up anyone. He's got a light, let it shine!! :-) In another few years I'll sick him onto you lot :-D

Winsten Wun Toof

Have Fun !

Gixxxer !

[vandal]

Welll all well and good but we are the dark and nasty guys so we dont like shiny lights do we?

Well they burn my eyes anyways so no sticking him on me.

Dragon Lord

[Gixxer]

Yeah, my professional witless ?

You know it's a permanent state ! Ha, Ha !

You're able to put me out of my misery ?

Great ! But because of my professional witless, I don't know about my misery ?

Will this be a problem, doc ?

Have Fun !

Gixxxer

[vandal]

As you can see Gixxer has been on the goods, still want some Rhuduar, no charge, not even a good head or two.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

I can see CRYPTIC does not work so here goes?
Moben Osgiliath and you know what he is up to.
Orduclax Maethelburg and will do Bornbeneor
Khamul Esgaroth and will do Beaywn and chop ?
Celedhring Buhr Waldmarch will do Uirdiks

Next turn we sit on the toeless, kill more shiny, eat hairy and burn more innocents.

Hope that is enough for you and still awaiting pointy.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Come now my pretty boys will nobody on the good side take up any challange?

Has the blood of men run so thin they dare not back there own threats?

Can you hear me laugh across the plains and in the forests?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now let me just say that if you come to Osgiliath I will accept your word our boys are just a nuisance, but should you fail, well at least I will not get to see the fear in your eyes, but can still smell you.

Dragon Lord

[Gixxer]

Vandal,
da ya think it's making much sence to answer your own posts ?

Yeah, you'll get a better posting rank ?!

Maybe you'll get the "golden-....hole"

And that's nothing !!!

Have Fun !

Gixxxer !

[vandal]

You are right, I think I have broken them and can sit in my tower safe in the knowledge I have them just where I want them.

They just do not know it yet.

Aplogies to the Northmen, my scribe cannot read and we have had a go at another of your characters.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Gixxer how many times I have to tell you I said I know who I am not that I have any sense.

Playing the Dragon Lord does that not tell you anything?

Vandal

[Thelor 66]

How does that feel Witchypoo being snuffed by a goat herder?

Pelendur of Cardolan
:eek:

[American-Iron]

Is it just me or does it seem that only people in the North West region of Middle Earth seem to have a sense of community? Dunlend how are you doing? Has anyone news of the battles around middle earth? It's so quite here:o
Seammu

[vandal]

To hairy is it Uirdiks again of one of those 2 new characters? want names to?
To the traders hope you can see me, wow talk about target rich.
To earleSs, the 3 amigos soon to be two?
To Shiny, that had to hurt, not want to play anymore?
To toeless I have retired the scribe, wAIt for it this go, want a helping hand with who?
To Shorty hehehehehe
Insane laughter rings across the black dank field as he falls on the floor seeing how he slipped past the enemy once more, not one troop lost to enemy action and all my orcies still mine to eat to.
Oh that earless looked good to eat but we will have to wait for toeless this go as we promised not to eat them.
Anyone want a good head or two we have quite a few?

Oh Just out of interest can you see me at Minos Arnor by the way, told you shiny had it coming again and I am going to feast long and hard until you stop me.

Oh anyone want to come down and have some of what I am on?

Dragon Lord (otherwise known as the tranny big mouthed one to the good, or so it seems)

[American-Iron]

Uh Dragon Lord....It really is hard to follow you:rolleyes: Could you maybe just say who you hurt and killed? Am I to understand that Goblin Gate isn't being seiged yet? Nobody has engaged you? Usually the Dwarves, Sinda, Eothraim, and Woodmen have landed and are preparing to sling you up. In most games I've played in at least. Is this not the case.
I hate the way nobody talks in these games. To both sides, neutrals like to be informed. They usually find out how the game is going by the wispers from each side.
Somebody has to be doing well are there no braggards among you? :confused:

[vandal]

Alas did not want to make it to obvious how bad it is for the good guys and trying to be cryptic so only they understand.

May have a black heart but it still beats, I think, best check that point, am I not dead or undead?

Oh its stopped so why not.

Still to Shiny North Gondor well thats one less man to feed and cloth, told you so and its a curse on you again, but I know you wont believe me so I am going to curse you until you do.

Oh what S Gondor not so shiny left you all alone, what Osgiliath and Minas Ithial fell and you are all alone with us at Minas Arnor?

Oh you dont mind the loss of Wayfinger Thorontir Tir Ethraid and ops who is on Pelegir?

Dont leave hairy out ops Buhr Anthar and alas poor Buhr Marhrling I knew it well.

To points thanks for farnuin and ops what about the fires I will cook on toeless at Sarn Lothduin

Oh Caras Celarimen I know you well to.

So much for brave words, I want deeds, oh we have more slaves than we started with and I am sure my army can kick pointy and shorty butt at Goblin Gate for have not we said we are coming to burn toeless.

So as it written in the dark book, so shall it be, be seeing a good guy near you soon?

Was that enough information for you, will let the good guys have there moment of glory now in response.

Though it might be I have no idea where they really are but you take your pick

Are they worried the master of disaster has them where he wants them?

Dragon lord

[Winsten Wun Toof]

Bulrakur arrived at the top of Buhr Mahrling tower slightly out of breath. Leaning over the battlements he sighed in wonder "The Northmen look like lice from up here!"
"They are lice!" a deep voice boomed

Bulrakur stumbled in surprise righting himself only inches from plummeting over the abyss. Turning he leapt backwards with a squeak as his nose poked between a warg's teeth. Craning his neck backwards he looked up at Gurthlug straddling her mount's back as it clawed at the surrounding plains.

"Those are lice! The horse lords have no concept of huge. Morannon has 3 miles of walkways leading up to the battlements. Here!...." Gurthlug snorted in disgust and spurred her warg angrily away, backing into a lamp post and 2 parked camels, before executing a 3 point turn, a half nelson, and forcing two yaks off the road whilst entering the traffic.

Bulrakur turned frowning, trying to catch his breath, and looking back at the three steps leading to the court yard below. They were big steps!... He was out of shape. Curse the freep's lack of resistance for turning him into a fat housewife... "Horse Lords indeed! More like Gerbil Lords. Let them see the black gate and the potency of the Dog Lord!!"

Peering back over the battlements he watched the lice crawl in a line towards a hole in the ground 3 feet below "Are you sure they're not Northmen?"

Book of the Angry Worm
Volume IX
Chapter titled "Return of the Thing" 10 reasons why the horse lady prefers her horse.... or alternatively
"When Hairy met Smelly" good hygiene tips to prevent the most persistent Northmen infestations

[Michaelj018]

Hi all
here is some news from the Dunlendings, a very good turn for me but having a bit of bird trouble from these giant eagles. Any news from the other fellow Neutral.:D

[vandal]

Well just enough time to post my target list for this go

Shiny, well we could go for your big boy but hell Alandur will do just fine.
Hairy 2 new boys oh deary me, will they be refusing to?
Pointy Oh what the hell Ringlin will have to do
Trader My oh my wont you ever learn, is that your agent I see before me, will he last or will he not
Toeless I think it will be Bornbeneor
Oh shorty dont want you left out going to cook you in a pot.
Hope you all dont mind but brought friends to tea

Since you cannot find me just tell me where you are going to be and will come meet your armies, indeed I am happy to tell you where they will be next go if it helps.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

How many Turns was it again before you kicked me out of Mirkwood?

Boys you have to be good to keep to your deadline, guess it means we wont be leaving you on turn 5 in this instance

Crowing Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Hairy its ok we will ignore the two new boys and give them a chance and go for the same as last time, well since you where so kind as to leave him there for me, Uirdicks here we come.

I can wait here until Elrord thinks about trying to save you.

Trader earless, I see you brought a few friends well we can all play at that so let me just tell you I like the look of the same again to, though my lovely knife skill on your agent, well cannot guard yourself can you.

To pointy well you need lesson so forget Ringlin will try one of the three amigos, got to keep you guessing.

As regards that delight known as toeless four it was and this time will try for 3, after all we have eaten the orc who cannot get his orders right.

Remember will be coming for you toelless after I sort out the rabble that faces me at Goblin Gate, there armies are nought to what I have in store for them can you guess

Poor shiny deserted by not so shiny in his hour of need still wont let that stop me in my efforts to curse you again.
I will even let you pick the targets if you like feel free to name him, after all you know I know at least one of those guys there.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Thus as it was written so was it to be that the dark age has come and the light off man has passed.

Now whilst I bet you where shocked at our actions already prepare for far worse.

How many more Regents can you lose and still think its all peachy in the garden, we will be burning the white tree any moment soon.

Now come on dont make me have to stab you trader earless, I want to challange more than one this go and make you pay dearly you fell for the old move your Capital trick, what merchant sold that idea to you.

Rest assured my toeless friend I will be taking advantage of your map reader getting lost and we wont be taking any slaves, feast time boys meat is back on the menu.


Did I not promise you to enslave the pointy but eat the toeless, have we not kept all our idle boasts? or are they so idle?

Remember toeless after short and pointy its you as they say and we will burn another next moon, can you stop us, have we failed so far? being seeeing you soon

Now hairy you realise that the CL is miffed and if you thought one attack was bad wait until you meet his brother, he is not so nice and can you keep getting lucky?

In the meantime just know its safe to leave those 2 new boys this go as we want you know who again.

Remember well that I have returned from the past and you did not do well to forget me

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Sat amongst the dead and black trees he peered from his tower and saw the fear of men for theere spirit had been broken.

So soon he thought, could it really be that easy and then he though but off course, why not.

Since toeless, earless, shorty and pointy are so easy hairy my eye is on you.

Please note we will be publishing our army moves as well as giving you a run down on our characters as we like you to know we are coming.

Is it torture knowing you still cannot stop me, I do hope so

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

To : Freeps
From: Dark
Its not looking good want a rematch?
If you thought this go was bad I am sorry to say the next will be worse so think about it
Vandal

[vandal]

Let the word sound forth that the great feast is on the good heads ready and all nuetrals are welcome to attend.


Dragon Lord

[vandal]

As we said and just so there is no mistake we will be attacking 3116 and 2615 just so you know where I will be and I might do 2609 just for the hell of it to prove I can

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Last I checked I thought that 25 members played this game. Has Vandal got you all cowering with fear. Is the light growing dim? What news from Gondor or the proud and Noble Rhovanions? Surely some can send a herald to my court. I realise I might not have the prestige of some of my neutral brethern but hunger for first hand information just the same.
Douglas;)

[vandal]

Where has the horse and the rider gone, that thye should live to see the days darken and the sun go down.

The whail around the white tree was flee for they have forsaknen us.

Ops you may be right but then I am only a hot air machine and we never really did all that damage to you.

Not so shiny, you lost or has your commanders nerve failed, want me to kill him for you?

Dragon lord

[vandal]

Shorty soon you will be in my pot along with your pointy fellows come on do not be scared.

I will munch on your bones and shave your women.

Oh pointy you scared to? Do you know you cannot win and will you sit back as I kill shorty, oh please do, you will be next.

Toeless you best come up along with some more pointy as I will soon need some more skulls.

Dragon Lord

[Gixxer]

American Iron !?

What is it ?

Iron will break if will be engaged against STEEL.

Ha, Ha, Ha !

[vandal]

GIXXER YOU BEST STOP OR ENFORCER SCORPIO WILL SORT YOU OUT YOU KNOW.

How many I times I have to tell you to stop breathing in your own brew?

Iron might not want any if he sees you in this state.

I have pointy and toeless body part will get shorty real soon so we can finish a new mix

Dragon lord

[vandal]

Is that the best you can do, I will kick your shorty hairy bottoms all the way home for the cheek of it.

And after shorty has a spanking and I finsh off pointy, toeless you are next mark my words.

Goblin Gate will never fall and the shame of it will mark your names forever.

I do so notice you never say I am wrong for we have achieved all we have wanted to date and have you ever stopped me once?

Dragon Lord( still Lord of Goblin Gate)

[American-Iron]

Gixxer,
What the heck are you talking about? Do you want to pick a fight with me? What have I done to upset your apple cart? Or is it that the Dragon Lord has made you blind with rage and you know not what you say. And While we are at it what nation are you running? I'm just curious at how you go about trying to recruit the neutrals.:confused:
Douglas
PS Dunlend beware. I think perhaps you and I should form an alliance. These times are troubled indeed.

[vandal]

Told you so Gixxer, naughty puppy, now look what you have done.

Go bite his tail and send him running hoME with it between his legs old chap I say

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Gixxer are you in this game if not please start your own trend I want to leave all the space to the Dragon Lord ego. If you are then please what position are you playing
:rolleyes:

Cloud Lord What happen to Kadida did she fell on her own blade

Hallas of Cardolan;)

[vandal]

Glad you brought it up, what you should be asking is how how good are we that we organised a reception for you, not that is failed.

Just like to say the CL is miffed and you dont like him up you like that I can tell you.

Care to admit where and how he died turn one?

Oh that was but a taste wait for the big boys to play.

Oh and when I feast of your friends believe me you are next, it takes time but I have it

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

At least if you gave me hard time I might think you you where going to challange me but as I know I am going to beat you I just hope I dont oversleep and miss anything.

If you take Goblin Gate we will retire and if you dont you retire?

Any takers?

Or do I really have you that scared of my huff and puff?

Dragon Lord

[Gixxer]

No I'm not playing this game !

I only used this forum to say hello to a player I like very much, not more.

The message I've posted to American Iron, it's another game !

Unfortunately he won't make his experience with Harad-steel !

Have Fun !

Gerhard

[American-Iron]

Yes The Gixxer Speaks the truth,

The Dark Servants won the game and all the Free Peoples quit. Pity that the Harad didn't have the opertunity to meet me in the field. I'm sure he had superior numbers be able to build for 13 turns. But he never got the chance did he. I hope he didn't tear the pants he was wearing while being afraid to get off the fence. See you soon Super Hero. :cool:

[vandal]

Blimey even other games where you sit about for 13 turns doing nothing seem more of a challange, at least its fire in the belly time and not hide in the toilets.

Any chance you want to become my right hand man and lead an army into battle?

With luck they may meet something for a change, they are getting to fat and need a bit of a work out.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

The Dragon Lord sat on his pot, for it looked so yum with woodmen for his tum, but was perplexed.

Big word and not sure he really understood hwta it meant but he tried.

I have tried telling them where I am and where I am going but still I cannot meet these so called good folk.

Do I need a dating agency or faster runners to catch up with them?

Just have to breed faster orcs or we will never meet them in the open fields we simple cannot run fast enough after them.

More black stuff for the middle toe anyone?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

As we are so nice we have decided to let you burn our back up hairy, so consider it a late xmas gift.

It makes it more challanging that way as you sure are not getting Goblin Gate.

Dragon Lord

[drummerdude]

Vandal, methinks that a) you have WAY too much time on your hands, and b) you should drink less before posting your replies so we might have a chance of understanding.
There is a c) also. Get the nice man in the white coat to tighten the straps on your jacket and increase the dosage of whatever you should be taking.

[Thelor 66]

Thanks Gixxer for your answer!:cool:

Draglo: GG will fall whether you like it or not. Continue to sit on your throne we will get you where ever you're hiding

Whitchypoo: nice maneuvers but you still are dommed:p

DS you have enjoyed an early success I must agree but this is going to change:D

Hallas of Cardolan:cool:

[vandal]

But my soon to be dead friend I dont drink so how can I stop, I never started?

Oh if you are so sure lets wager say 20,000 gold on the outcome.

You win it will cripple me, I win, well unlike me I want to see if you pay up.

My offer still stands dare to take up the gauntlet, I do so hope to see some life left in my enemy.

At least you have some spine left in you, more for me to eat but we salute you anyway.

For your allies be seeing you real soon

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Wager is against all my principles:p but transfer the gold anyway to any of my pop center it will be used for the good cause

If we don't take it thiss turn that will be the next or the one after to bad you are so far away from my kingdom bu as I extend it into Angmar we will be closer:rolleyes: geographicly I mean.

Oh that 's rigth, you are not going to be in this game long enough
for me to fight you;)

Hallas of Cardolan:)

[vandal]

Oh mighty one, for we respect your will and willingness to defy us.

It has become maybe not this, but the next go, I see your allies lack your skill at arms and where I facing you the contest might be a challange.

But we know we will kick pointy and shorty butts and now I am glad to see you know it to.

My spies told me of the rabble I faced and here I sit in Goblin Gate knowing I am safe and sound, for the enemy could not organise a certain event in a brewery.

But let me rephrase my offer how about taking Goblin GATE in the next 3 turns then to give you a chance to organise?

Same wager?

Now can I be more fair?

Turn 5 to take it does that temp you?

I do so admire your courage do not let it fail you now.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Just so it is very clear to all those out there it is turn 2 and on turn 3 I will still own the same amount of pop centres as I started with and possble more.

The good guys still will not have taken Goblin Gate, so why should I be unhappy.

Being one of the inflicted few I thought in thses policticaly correct days you might take pity on my poor mental state.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

May I ask, what principles oh mighty one, prevent you from gambling but alllow you to spend its proceeds?

Is this a good trait or are you really a dark servant in the closet waiting to come out.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now lads turn 5 to take Goblin Gate wont anyone take me on?

No dwarves want to dice and slice with me?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Ok let me rephrase my offer.

How many turns do you need to take Goblin Gate and we can bet on that.

If its more than 10, its not worth my time on a wager though as I wont be able to collect

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

The deadline is not due but hey I do hope you are refusing at Gobblin Gate as I plan to kill you this go and the next unless you do.

Oh pointy your leader is not big enough and without Elrond your butt is mine to eat in my pot.

Please challange me can you be that foolish?

Oh Toeless feeling brave or eager to die going to remove a few more toes?

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Draglo,

I will not fall into your trap!

I have so little confidence in you keeping up to your word while I know I would feel obligate to send you the gold. But let me tell you: wager or not my allies will take GG and we will kick you out of Middle Earth you and all your allies :)

The WK is about to fall and you will follow soon after

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

We may be many things but we always keep our word, doubt not lest you yourself be judged.

As I say always the option is there for you to test it.

Oh now come what fun you could have if I did not pay up, alas there is little one can do to put backbone into you and will just have to sit here until turn 5 and remind you.

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

Where are those stout little Dwarves? Is Hallas the only one to try and handle Vandal? Goblin Gate is great but will the Dwarves be late? I will just have to sit and wait. Who will owe who the gold and will that satiate?
Rhudaur:p

[vandal]

Darned if I know, never find one when you want one to eat is all I know.

Now just because you have this grand idea of eating the Witch King, dont get ideas above your station, you will find me tougher meat to eat.

I have no idea who will win at Goblin Gate as its to close to call for my liking, but hey just for bravado I deserve to win.

Now knowing its close, you must to, but still you did not take up my offer, so you may well pay for that.

You will not find me generous in the future for the time for fun and games has passed and the time of wrath is upon you.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh Elrond I told you I was waiting for you and as you did not want to play I have come to you.

Did you like that little present, I have a few more for you and a nice big challange, with you so weak, can you face me and if you try and run how can you save yourself from the curses crew we have sitting there for you.

I told you I wanted shorty, then pointy and toeless you are next, mark my words.

Well I did tell you the CL would be miffed and mark my words so he was.

Now Trader I told you I brought friends but this go I have a small boy there to play with you so feel free to refuse, or not a the case may be but I have to get lucky sometime.

Oh pointy did you not like the it up you at Goblin Gate and guess who is next after that shorties head is on a pike.

Oh please do not refuse as it does upset me so.

No wounds in that fight means well I am game for anything as Elrond and those boys at Goblin Gate will find out.

Shiny do not think I have left you out, I will not be refusing challange and lets get it on.

Oh I do so like it when a plan comes together.

Mighty one do you need a few more turns on the bet or you going to come sort me out yourself?

Forget the WK and face me your allies need you

Dragon Lord


Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Well ops did point forget to refuse, I know how a bit of sharp steel up you often offends but did you really want to lose that fleet?

I am only sorry you sunk so deep I could not get your head.

Oh and shorty you catch it to, bet you did not like that hot poker up you and that head on a spike.

Now I have dished up shorty let me say pointly those boys at Goblin Gate are mine to eat and what I am going to do to Elrond does not bear thinking about.

I wish to demonstrate Elrond is my bunny so dont refuse as you might get lucky.

Oh dear did I intercept you on route to doing naughty things to me toeless and pointy.

Well you saw what happened to shorty guess which one will catch it this go of the two of you?

Oh as we said shiny your turn was coming this go and here it is, you are in trouble I can tell you.

Need any more clues?

Like who killed the other shorty, or even trader boy, but perhaps who is next?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

hairy we forgot you alas poor poor army commanders I knew them well


Same again this time no need to worry about your back door boys this go is there now all alone with our agents do you think you will get lucky again?

Dragon Lord

[Michaelj018]

Hi all,
Dunlending had a very good turn yet again. Mr Dragon Lord my Armies are at 1919 will move to aid my good friends the people of Gondor, has he as set fire to all the beckons. The battle cry has being heard and the 2500 Heavy Cavalry are on the way.

[croupat]

Sorry to here the Duns want to die. Now where oh were should my assassins go oh where oh where should they go. Watch in the shadows. Quackers comes. Run freeps run Yes Gondors do need help. Maybe if they start moving armies the right way. They might have a chance. Like playing with newbee's. When u read the statergy guilds. U should have printed them lol

Quackers

Cl

[Michaelj018]

Hi Mr sorry,
But Command Agent are trained, Mage have learnt spells, and the Cavalry have heard the battle cry. One doesn't have it go free or dark too fight. Will see your assassins against my Agents, too War, too War we go, death and glory to all.

[American-Iron]

Ahh Good Old Fashion Gore!:D

[vandal]

Alas how it saddens me to kill one so dear, but it is a cruel world upon which we live.

The last time I looked a Dragon often offended even the best of horsemen and it is time for you find out the reason for my name.

Such a shame to waste my beauty upon you but if one must then so be it.

More to the slaughter and I thought it not to many.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Anyone else on the good side think you are winning?

Please feel free to chip in

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now you have the game won and sewn up no gloating?

Dragon Lord