game 9 turm 3

[croupat]

Hi all

New thread. Old one was to long. Hey what happened to gisulf. I heard he's taking a vacation to Mordor all exp. pay. Told U us DS where nice guys. Looking for more Freep people to join new vacation area. NM (no might)what happened man. Your Agent dudannis. He wasn't watching his back. Watch out for the shodows man. Dont worry i had to move on. Maybe i'll come back later. !1 assass for cl! Hey Ng (no Guts) u want your town back. Well hopefully i kill your army. If not i get commander for agent squads. Is that 2. Yep two agent squads. And more coming.

CL

Quackers

[vandal]

Calm down and take the tablets I am the nutty one so you go hide in the shadows until called into service.

Oh it will be soons they will find out

Dragon Lord

[croupat]

I see dead frepps. All over the place. The shadows r calling. My daggers r ready. Get a game guys. Its to easy. Have u made one army move the right way yet. lol lol Hard to predict where your going if u don't know left from right.

CL

[vandal]

Tut Tut you know I get to gloat and taunt and you skiuk so get back in your box and no showing yourself until its knife time.

I will have to put the leash back on, you are getting to excited, is it see the whites of their eyes time again?

OK so you killed more than me this go but we will have Elrond for our scalp so beat that.

Darn you might do that this go so no betting with you

Dragon Lord

[American-Iron]

I see you guys moved post. It is very quiet from the free peoples camp. Did you guys kill all the Heralds? Come on now surely the free peoples have made some positive moves? If not are you afraid of the Harad and Corsairs attacking you to balance the game? Or maybe this game is one of those out by turn 10 jobs? I tell ya I don't know what game to join anymore they all end so fast now. Back when the times were more wild and GSI ran the games and the players actually did creative things. This game was sooo long. Back in the first game 42 playing the Witch King with Dean Lehr as the Dunlend player, now that was a game.:o

[Thelor 66]

Here I Am!

At the wall of Zarac-Dum was Lord Cykur an arrogant gerbil, servile servant of the Witch king

" I will exterminate you all Dwarven vermin, my master will triumph" Cykur said.

"Will see about that " replied Falin the proud leader of the Dwaven defenders " make no prisonner Dwarves will make him pay his arrogance"

The assault was terrible, the Dwarves were overwelmed. They were making their last stand, decided to make every perverted men, orc, goblins and trolls pay with there lives. When suddenly the ennemy start screaming smashed by boulders. Falin look in the sun, the Eagles they have come, tears came to his eyes but he repressed it. Even with the Eagles that prove not be enough

Cykur feeling he had defeated him turned his troop to the town without thinking " Assault the walls we will not get beaten I must not fail our Master. The garisson galvanized by the sacrifice of Falins's troops was able to destroy the remnant of Cykur army
and made no prisonner. Cykur was the last one to fall but he paid for his arrogance with his life

The garrison was cleaning the battle field when the news came they had found Falin alive. there will be a banquet tonight at Zarak Dum.

Then the new started to come the Woodmen have eliminated another of the WK army at the door of Burh Fram, Thelor II of the Dwarves died in a challenge at the wall of Goblin Gates and his army disbanded,and without the Dwarven support the Elves were destroyed by the Dragon Lord army

The WK made some headway into Arthedain territory taking one town and moving to another one. the Arthedain want their revenge and are in front of one of the WK town as well as our glorious troups are at the wall of another.

We are awaiting other messengers to have a good vision of the events in the South and around Mordor

Hallas of Cardolan
Voice of the Free Nation
:)

[vandal]

As I sit eating our of my dwarven head with pointy all around me cooking in the pot, I ask is that the best you can do.

Who wrote your battle orders and was it brown pants time or did you get lost?

How many heads did we toast(nice with orc sauce) and how many do you have?

If you where closer I would come and sort you out but you will have to wait your allies need me.

To the Hairy, oh I bet you like that now is it refuse and move or refuse and toast my villgae(ops used to be yours) oh and you may have two leaders but how mnay agents do we have and can you really stay and play as I want you to.

Oh shiny man on devil time and I have the edge dare you fight me with someone looking overhead.

Trader now did you really think moving out would save you? Aals for those you left behind.

Mind you hairy seems to like his target rich unlike you.

Now as i like you lets just say my capital army is not alone can you face me like your dead dwarven ally.

I will be having a go at one point at GG to as we know they wont like cold steel up them.

Does hairy think his army will survive by moving and shorty more of the same for you this go can you believe it?

Now how do you feel Elrond for we have more of the same for you feel nice and softened up?

Now you must be asking where are our curses crew, well now you know and with a big boy waiting to challange you if you try it on.

Feeling sick? you will be very soon

Dragon Lord


Dragon Lord

[Bigwig]

Where is Elrond? You don't know? He awaits your challenge. Another curse perhaps? A long term strategy to deal with Elrond? The old fifty curses strategy. A curse every turn x50? You split up the squad I see. Stalled in Gondor you did. Paying for those inferior armies you are. Lost the initiative you have.
Looks like the Witch-King is running your show now. You must be the Mouth of the Witch-King? Pudgy fingers typing endlessly away. Singular devotion to retreading schoolyard witticism.
Just spare us the Nursery Rhymes please! I'm sure you have worked the Middle Earth lingo into them already. Probably barrage your opponents with those ones as a last resort.
I'm sure it's brutal. Wait till you squander some more chances before you hit me with the Sticks and Stones stuff.

[croupat]

But did u know agents r up north. Can u see the shadows. Shiny daggers waiting. How it works block them then dead. Yep. Now i see two walking dead freeps this turn. Hope to find more next turn. U say your agents r ready. We will see. lol

Cl Death comes for all

Quackers;) :confused:

[Thelor 66]

Croupat

What a strange way to write:confused:

Do you need help we can send some scolars to help you learn how to write properly, but that would probably be a waste of time and resources.

Are you troll, orc or goblin or should I say " rrrrRrrrr.... uuuuUuuuu....Trolllll ......Oooorc or Gooooblin?:D

You can send as many of your agent up North it is too late to save Witchypoo:p

Hallas of Cardolan

[croupat]

Hey send those pointy ears. And anyone else u want. Just tell them to stay out of the shadows. They r mine. I see at least three good places for agents to go. LOL to many targets not enough agents. Wait did i here cl has reached char limit and all agents. Love the + on them lol. But u shall feel what i mean. Because u wont see them in the shadows.

Cl Don

[vandal]

Now if you think we split our curses crew I make you the same offer as those who have come and gone before you

If they are not together I pass into the mists and if they are then its you as they say when your number comes up.

Ready to risk it? We can ask the great god in the sky to verify it, please make my day and accept.

But why should I worry I am not Elrond and I am not about to die.

But do not worry Elrond you will not be alone in that great journey for its going to be a bloodbath time.

You think we are on the run?

Please if that is so I shall run some more and more and more and on and on and on.

Oh deary me the Eothraim walked into our army and guess what why do you think the CL is so happy?

Well how many guesses doi you need?

Oh dear Gondor walked into me and alas we have the big challange and oh no another big agent overhead.

Oh dwarfy we have another on you to is that possible can it really happen again to you?

Now I would like to tell you more but I dont want to make you cry and just expect the worst, for it will happen

Still lord of Goblin Gate and still killing pointy.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Look chaps I am away for the weekend at the ME weekend of fun so its your chance to slip in a few items with me gone

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Please guys use this thread not the old one:mad:
Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

I have seen the writting on the wall, so if I sellout my fellow Nazgul and convert whats in it for me?

Time for a nice retirement with no nastiness so I am off to my tower and will leave you to it

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

You were not to mention it, I paid you good money for info on the WK:mad: and on his moves!

Now can we reach an agreement for the CL, I know it might cost a little more :rolleyes: but we are not to argue over a few thousand gold with Sauron successor ;) Name your price we will
get it :D

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

Well now the WK had to go so I could take over, but I like the CL so its double

Dont tell anyone and I want a nice bolt hole to to retire into

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

I just want to keep this tread on the first page.

So no insults to you DS that will have to wait till next turn or should I say next thursday

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

We have got boring oh well can go smoke in my tower for a bit makes a change to be home

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

There is me sitting in my chair having a quick nap and low and behold no money arrives and then this ruddy big army turns up.

Its enough to make a dark servant cry that you cannot trust the good guys anymore.

Whats the world coming to if they all are a little dark at heart.

Just for that I am coming down and going to stick my sword right up one of those army commanders so you best refuse as a lump of steel often offends.

Now pay up or else you will be sorry and no mistake.

Who was the poor agent stealing off me? Like I have money to burn I am sure.

I will be dealing with you very soon did you think jumping off was going to save you once I had my eye on you?

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Calm down Khamul we have seen you:D

Yes some agent was trainning in one of your PC but you are so stingy what he got does not even covers for the cost of his training
:rolleyes:

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

Well look here I wantssssss my payment and no mistake a Dragon Lord is not nice when upset.

Oh and is that all you could muster to take me out I will eat them and make no mistake.

Dragon Lord

[Michaelj018]

Hi all,
Just to let you know I have a Dragon on one off my towns called Klyaxar. So the Dragons are here and its just turn 4.

[vandal]

yummy more of them for my tummy

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh I do say can I be so lucky that you wont refuse me in challange, again?

Ops did the naughty WK upset your plans with that surprise tactic?

Remember pointy you are leaving in a body bag and toeless you are next, shame you fell into my trap

Dragon Lord

[11 Top Hats]

Amroth and his tropps flounced into Dol Guldur like an army of Laurence Llewelyn Bowens

"Don't much care for the decoration in here, all those severed heads - so First Age don't you think."

Don't worry Khamul, they are just a ruse.

Oh and indeed Mr verbose Dragon Lord, there was indeed a poor thief stealing from you (though I doubt the pitiful amount stolen broke even your bank)

Problem is of course is that the agent is quite capable of stealing gold, but do you think he is capable of more yet?

Like stealing an artifact from under your very nose

This coming turn

Hmmm, which one I wonder?!

Amroth & Co
Painters and Decorators to the stars

[vandal]

I wonder if you have the courage to try?

As always a side wager?

I say this unto you oh dead one

No way are you going to steal any arties of me and further more you are about to join my collection.

Oh bluff ally ou like but I know who my money is one?

Make my day 10,000 gold on the outcome?

and you only have to wager 5000 in return see I have given you odds?

If poker is your game I have a hot one ready for you and believe me you will be experiencing it first hand.

Do I look scared? you should be

Oh boys come and play with me I await you at GG and have a nice little toy for you

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now pointy I had thought to retire and not have to smack your botty but hey you dont pay up and then come to my home and expect to live.

You know I am home so will you dance the dance with me?

As it is you are pine box material so why not risk it?

Do I have you scared?

Have I ever not done that which I said I would and offered you the option of gambling with me?

Cry not for yourself for toeless is next and him I will enjoy

Oh boys still think you can take GG, how many times I have to bounce you off me to show you the error of your ways?

Tut tut now I will just have to do it all again you will be sorry you ever walked that mountain path and the decay of your dead must be so interesting.

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Draglo,
you mention a surprise tactic from the WK what tactic and no surprise he has done what was expected. All his troops would have been caught if that wasn't for a an error in entering the orders.:p

Some people think you are gone but I know better you are still trying to pull a fast one on us.

Soon Khamul the real challenge should come you and I face to face if the other FP leave something for me :D

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

Oh but were it true that we could face one another across the field of battle.

Alas it is not to be but our spirit lives on sure in the knowledge it was a merry time and we ate more heads than you

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

:confused:
Where is everybody? Even the big mouth of the Dragon
Lord is closed or almost. Did somebody put a stake through his hearth or what, no it only works with Vampires:mad:

What happen to you Cloudy did my remarks offend you? Since I made this remark to you I make double sure there is as little shadow around me as possible:p

WK are you still in with us, oh! right that must be humiliating to have been defeated by a goat herder don't woory i predict more humiliations in your next future:D

And there was another DS the only one in the group that wrote long and funny message, where did he disappeared to;)

Hallas the Great
Leader of Cardolan:D

[vandal]

Oh I am just in a huff that you stitched me over my payment and sent the boys around instead.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh I know I have been napping in my tower but what goat herder stiifed the WK?

He told me he slew many score you you for no loss in challange but hey maybe his description was wrong, who did he kill?

Who killed him its news to me and hell if I know where the poet went though we do tend to kill them over on this side.

Seems I missed far to much in my sleep want to enlighten me

Dragon Lord

[retrorotty]

Hey goat boy, I'm still here and whats more I've lost how many pops??
So you have thousands of sheep loving peasants camped out on my doorstep, why they keep moving around and not fighting?
Want to stack the odds a bit further in your direction?
Just wait til I'm out numbered 20-1 you might have a chance then.

Like the way you dont refuse challenge though, bet Argeleb sleeps well on a night, the Lord of the Nazgul has a little surprise for him:-)

Murazor, ruler of half of Arnor, already!

[vandal]

I think the good guys need to learn from us and kill the messanger

Oh I still have more pop centres than I started with, mind you so does the WK, what have I missed that makes you think we are doing badly?

More to the point where is my gold and how come you have not stiffed the chief Naz agreed

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Now Witchypoo! you know his name. Pelendur did get the mesure of your Ashtray Zalg And watch this turn. Poison Ivy will poison himself. Rogrog will get his teeth kicked in Ulrack will get the beating of his life and this is only the beginning :p You will loose so much in the upcoming turns that it won't be funny anymore. Enjoy while you can

Must I remind you of 2004 and 2405:o

Now to you Draglo you better do what we paid you to do we receive copy of the WK attack plan but we need the others too;)

Hallas of Cardolan
Light of the West

[retrorotty]

Ooohh, big words from such a little man, sorry goat.
Sure you got enough troops to take that great big town of mine?
Hey, I was thinking of selling Eldanar anyway, it really has gone to the dogs, so this way there is no agents fee, everyones a winner:-)

Murazor, thinking of investing in yet more Arthedain real estate.

[vandal]

Well pay up and its yours

Why you want to know how he is going to kill you, or so he tells me though, is beyond me

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

So as it was written did it come to pass that Osric and Amroth now adorn the walls of my beloved Capital.

What a fine collection I now have please send more as I will be waiting with the same boys next time with the same result.

Please tell me how many friends are coming and will make arrangements for them to.

Anyone want a good head I told you I would collect quite a few, ouch now do not tell me that did not hurt?

To those men at sea let me say this, ouch caught, it is going to hurt as I pay my debts and I wil be seeing you and those lovely men in the open.

Oh Trader I know that hurts and wait until you see what else we have in store for you.

Shiny I did not forget you I will be back.

Not so shiny you lost or what need me to guide you home?

Goaty boy I told you to pay up I will tan your hide and sell that.

Pointy oh you I am not finshed with by a long chalk so wait and see and of did your aagnet jump inot my camp with the view to stealing?

Deary me I told you, once to often now you best pray for only your god can help you now for I wont be.

Want me to name him and tell you where he is and what I am going to do to him?

I am bigger than you and oh dear did you see our agent waiting there for you?

What no challange option and oh can you see us?

Steal of me indeed told you it was all yellow down the back.

Shorty and toeless your dead meat you just do not know it yet, want me to tell you how and when?

How many dead characters was that as you know I cannot count but my belly is very full?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

My pointy friend did you really think Elrohir would escape my wrathe for to attack me is to die.

I will simple notch another skull to my wall, oh deep joy how many pointies can I kill in one go.

I must admit its not me who is about to do one of you though my pit bull is waiting for you.

Oh how Amroth scoffed as we told him he was about to die, but as like the long list before him, he sits on my wall and smiles the sleep of the dead.


Oh Esgorath I hear you wail as it falls before us and oh which nice little chap shall we challange, but that you wil have to guess for its not me and he does not like to tell.

Bain my short friend did you think you could hide from me I await your challange for I enjoy the taste of short chaps.

I will be issuing want to know who with I dont mind telling you as long as you dotn hide and will even tell you my exact stats to give you a chance to.

Goaty your head is about to join my walls have you any last wish before you die?

To those dark backstabbing sailors you know your fate so I wont taunt you at all.

Now I have a few other tricks up my sleeve want to know them to?

Oh not another defeat for the boys at my capital, can you take any more?

Dragon Lord (Lord off all he sees)

[Thelor 66]

Hey Witchypoo,
Once again my goat herder did beat you, your Poison was not enough to get to him;) Did you loose a town this turn ? :p It seams you grip on Arnor is loosening :eek: your about too surrender a couple more this turn. Your Army in Arthedain backland has been caught :) and will be dealt with

Draglo you might get some heads to adorn your walls but mine never. Look like I will have to go and deal with you personnaly
:cool:

Clever maneuver QA :mad: I smell Draglo influence in there He must be the top Goat but remember I am The Goat Herder

Hallas of Cardolan :cool:

[vandal]

Oh no need to come for me as I have travelled far and wide just to visit you.

And I know your head is mine just as all those before you.

But I know I must stick out like a sore thumb and you know its me so why pretend when you know what I am going to do to you.

Oh and the only question you need ask is who is next on my hit list for they are dead meat to, anyone want top put a hand up?

Oh Arthedain you have not felt my special touch enjoy it whilst you can for you know its you I have my eye on and your poor leader can he get away, I think not.

Dragon lord

[vandal]

Oh Amroth where for art though amroth?

I can see you now decoration to the stars with a twin shining bright beside you?

L Bowen who can he improve my decor to? His head nice and shiny?

Oh pointy agents to hang on my walls how delightful, what a month it has been, I can hardly wait for another nice ear or two.

Oh and more shorty and toeless to oh how I much more can I take, my belly is just a bit full and wneed to work it off

Elrond you out there and ready for me?

You can hide but can you run?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Come on my pointy eared elven soon to be dead skin rug.

Where are the brave words and attempts to intimidate me now?

Feel a cold shiver along the spine could it be cold steel?

Oh I am going to taunt you for this and last go and dine on you for many a day.

Shorty your to small for me so run off home and I promise not to kill you, just toeless is going to die this go, but if you stay you get to see what we will do to you.

Then understand elves or dwarves all the same to me on my plate

Dragon Lord

[11 Top Hats]

Indeed, by the grace of your fellow Nazgul, you survive to pollute our woods.

Back in Lothlorien, Amroth's final shriek of "at least don't cover my head in gold leaf you tasteless ......" rang out loud and clear, much to the chagrin of interior decorators everywhere. You really should have let him live - to misquote "I decorate better than I decorate"

Still, time to regroup and finish the job methinks. Maybe I'll just have to take a (wild?) stab in the dark with the thief though!


Thranduil et al

[vandal]

Well if whatever god you follow graces you with the gift of luck, then I say good luck to you, for you need it.

We on the other hand do not, but hey, I wont count me elves until the heads hang on my walls and my tummy is full.

Oh and We dont use gold on our heads far to bright and the glow hurts my eyes.

Oh please come back for after we kill toelees and shorty this go I want to kill more pointy on my lovely home.

I can tell you I will be waiting as I know you are really not that scared off me so please come on over, you know it makes sense.

Pretty please even?

By the way every turn you fail to pay up the gold you owe me another character will die, you know who I am talking about.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh well I am going to come pay you a visit then so there

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Is there no man nor beast that can face me?

Have I crushed your spirit, I know every time you raise a head I cut it off but, I did expect a tougher fight than this lambs to the slaughter time.

Now goaty I told you I would get mean if you did not pay up so look what you made me do.

Its your last chance pay up or else.

Oh since you run away I am coming for you, think I cannot reveal one of those lovely cities and a small cav army often offends.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

So again as it was written so was it to be, the great Lord himself must have an eye on me for promotion soon.

Oh goaty whose head now adorns my walls along with all those other brave chaps.

Is that a shorty and a toeless I see before me, my reach is longer than I thought.

How many heads was it this go? I have lost count again oh deary me.

Did pointy and toeless want to come visit again after all that mean Dragon lord did to them last time.

Did he catch them out again, oh dear whats it like being another pine box in waiting, I told you once and will tell you again to visit me is to die and I shall just have to do it again and again until you learn.

Is shorty Bain feeling death on his wings, you should be and oh is that more fodder for 2410 I see before me?

Oh its Dragon time my lads and you know what that means, I am coming to pay you a little visit, forget waiting for you.

Did you see me find it or did you not and what has he really got?

Oh it was so good eating all those dead I really do need that workout now, who is next for a challange?

Bain you up for it its about evens its the best odds you will get this side of hades.

Oh Goaty going to pay up?

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Yes I am paying the price but Draglo you sent 4 mages to take care of one little commander and his small army:o

You got me but these mages could have been use somewhere else where they could have had a much better impact that is why I do consider it a good thing after all. You had to divert FOUR mages to deal with the unimportant Goat Herder. I am flattered:p

Hey Witchypoo, no strenght left in these claws of yours you did loose 2 PC, 2 battles and 2 characters Manflesh and Angulion, your loosing your grip on Arnor isn't it:D

Hallas of Cardolan
Light of the West

[retrorotty]

Oohh, Hallas the brave. How many of your pityfull herders does it take to capture Tarmabar. Oohh big brave Hallas, right on the front line, just call me Super Goat!!

Whats a few pop centres between friends, I never liked Arnor anyway. Its got a strange smell about it and its far too clean.

Murazor, not in the slightest bothered about crappy Arnor.

[vandal]

Oh but one kill a turn and better still killing who we like, well I still would not give it up.

Now the olny question is who is next for I assure you one will die and its going to hurt.

Now after you boounce at my feet as I sit in my tower, more heads for my wall, can I get you to visit me at Goblin Gate to?

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

I am honored got the attention of 2 Nazgul!

Did I upset you my little Poo? Can I predict you will loose 2 more PC this upcoming turn After claiming Arnor for yourself a little while ago now your saying you have no interest in it anymore:o
you should be embarrased! Tarmabar has been taken so will be 1804, 1806, 2006, 2703 and so on

Draglo by the look of it I will have to go to take GG from you but I need to get Rhudaur to let me trough I will talk to him this turn about it.
:cool:
Hallas of Cardolan
Light ot the West
Super Goat Herder

[vandal]

Oh please do your allies are like fodder and I do so need a challange.

They need you I hear them wail, come save us from the big bad nasty Naz, who keeps picking on us, so do not delay.

Hope to see you soon and let the outcome decide our fates.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Pit bull its time to get the daggers out and

Need I say more?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

I would just like to say its not april so why did the elves fail to steal off me?

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

I am coming Draglo my armies are preparing as soon as the way will open you will see us come it will be like a tsunami you troops your dragons you curser everything will disappear under water:eek:

Water will clean everything and remove the stench you would leave on the wall. I had to desinfect after you left Tharbad but that was to much for poor echorion killed by a mysterious stench:mad:

You will pay dearly for what you have done

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

Oh I may have left but rest assured I did not go far and I told you its time to pay the piper and I will be back this go for another dose of the same you can rest assured.

I plan to bounce between your cities killing all before me until you pay up.

This go 1513, next 1614 and so the cycle goes on and on and no more troops attacking the WK, deep will be his joy.

Then a bit of 1407 clearing and the job is all done and feet up orc to eat and its all toasty in the dark realm.

You sure you have any troops to spare to come visit me as I will still be alive and waiting for you.

Oh do you know where my name comes from and did you see it?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Its death time for the good men of the realm, can you face it or shall I knife you in the back?

Dragon Lord

[11 Top Hats]

"I would just like to say its not april so why did the elves fail to steal off me?

Dragon Lord"

I suspect for the same reason that Khamul was stealing from phantoms a couple of turns earlier!

Thranduil and his merry men

[vandal]

Oh its news to me, but post game like to make another wager on whether we did or not

I say we did not how much you want to wager he did?

Or how about now we could ask God to rule on it, go on you know it makes sense and I really want to take your gold pieces off you.

Look and learn and wonder for I have something in mind for you, not now but soon as in before the moon is passed but half its phase.

Like to wager on this also, I assure you heads will roll and sit atop my walls

Whose mere name makes grown men tremble and wise men fools

Dragon Lord

[11 Top Hats]

Maybe it was just a Rumour!

JD

[vandal]

Will nobody ever bet with me, hows a Dragon Lord to make any money to pay his troops.

Just have to go kill more good guys and loot more.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Well more heads to the growing collection, now dont tell me that did not hurt?

Oh Toeless now how did you fall into the trap? Well I keep telling you none will leave that hex alive and two a go is not a bad body count.

Now I will kidnap Odagus as he is going to hand on my wall after I torture him and oh I see another fresh soul to die at me feet, another two to die, I might need help at this rate I can only kill so many of you a go, I do have limits you know.

Now shorty hope you can feel me on your back you will know soon enough what its like to lose more than your leader.

Oh want your arties back, well come and get them you know I have them

Now Argeleb you know I told you that it was your turn so kiss goodbye to the world you love, your the man.

Oh Toeless I am telling you that after one dead leader well its your turn next and capital here we come in one mass clear out.

Oh hairy yopu are so dead after this go with what we plan for your armies and do you think you can get a sell order in this go, please try before you die.

I just wanted you to know as you stare death in the face a good kick never hurt when you are down.

Oh and sailor boy you I am saving for last so the torture will last but one or two stabs never hurt.

If you thought this turn was bad wait for the next few its only going to get worse, you are meat in my pie and make no mistake.

Oh and you really need that many troops to take my camps? Well if they are there then not hurting us are they

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Argeleb its a called shot so how much you want to bet you live?

You need odds, after all have I missed one yet?

5000 yellow and bright?

If you think you are reching the WK think again and pray for I am not alone and as your now kidnapped buddy will tell you, well if he had a tounge, backups are meat and drink to us.

You feel the pain of our magic as your followers die of the knife.

I feel the end is nigh, and the bell tolls for you

Woody your next so gloat as and when you can. mind you how many of your heads I have now?

As you need a hand this is the plan

Kill all those lovely riders and clear out the capital, bankrupt the sucker with no sell orders or make him need cask and lots of it every go

Try again for that dwarf how lucky can he get and do a few other lads this time.

Reveal that hidden town and do naughty things to it

Unleash one dragon on you just for show and to let you know they are about.

Kill several army commnaders, well kidnap to

Is that enough to get on by with

Dragon Lord
Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

What happen there IK did we loose a few arte?:D

WK you needed the coverage of your allies. You and I are loosing commander at the same rythm We are coming and will be upset if you don't have at least one dragon at 1804

We still have a few trick for you DS this game is getting more and more interesting

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

Worry not oh WK for the bell tolls for the armies on your door and we will liberate your captured men or kill those responsible.

The time of men has passed, my time has come and I will roam and burn as I go at will.

For the death of my simple messanger your punishment will be terrible and I assure you the deaths you see this go are but a tatse of what I will do but to one nation and cleanse it from the land.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

You know how I like to toy with you so its time to let one of the small fish live and tell the tale of the horror he say at Dol Guldur.

I will kidnap Odagus this turn as I have spoken and he is my play thing.

For good measure we will challange that small fish who dares follow in the footsteps of his soon to be dead ally and hang on the walls like all those before him

We will not attack you simple as it pleases me to see you do so and die each time as we watch having lunch

Rest assured that my offer of letting you live to tel the tale does not extend to thos who attack me and if you stay then you are just dead no kidnap no challange, I have called your name, you know the cause, be there next go and you die.

Elrond I would invite you but its a trap but wnat a one on one I will rearrange me artifacts to make them the same as yours so its fair.

Oh is that a big army on the way down south with a dragon I see before me

I give you two choice atatck you my woody friend or go to my capital and crush the attackers, what would you like?

I need a challange and the game is afoot you even get to pick?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Oh Amroth is that you head I see before me in that dank dark corner, oh no sorrry its Bains, how could I mis that fat head.

Oh now look Argeleb that head looks so fine to me, I want it and you know when I want something I alway get it.

No offers of bets, no if buts or anything for you are dead and mine and soon you will hang on my walls.

Please feel free to complain protest whinge or otherwise threaten me as I want to see the look in your eyes as yopu feel those magical bolts jolting in one after another.

Have I ever missed, you name has been called and you are filling for my tummy.

Any last requests?

Now my woodt chum I told you it was you and the only question is where?

Your Capital for a good clear out is always nice or my own as after I kidnap you know who I get to curse the other guy the next go.

I think I like the latter only as we do as we mean what we say and do what we will.

Oh Elrond I still await the pleasure of your head.

Oh and since you did not pick Dragon and army here we come widufiras looks good to me.

Me sitting on it with dragon oh how the loyalty will pop, agents awaiting over head watching my back.

Oh I can taste the manflesh, have I broken them I wonder, please do not run away, you know I wants you, another to die in combat?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

So as it was written so was it to be, for another head hangs from my walls.

Go forth young woodman and tell your kin death awaits those who dare to enter my lands.

I see your pointy allies harken to my words and flee from my path.

See how I come with fire and thunder in tow, can you stop me, we shall see, death follows where I walk and who will I attack this new moon?

Oh Falin do you not learn your name has been called, you will die as have so many before you.

Wonder why its all emtpy like a grave, for soon you will sleep with your bedfellows.

Now ny northmen chap ops I thought as I saw you fall with my keen eye, oh dear not another of those horsemen but at least this time he got to die.

Who dares face me across the field of battle?

Know then that I call the names of the 3 and those nations shall die.

Trader, hairy and goaty you have been named, the rest can wait.

To the pirates know well for you the death will be slow and long and I shall show no mercy to those who have crossed me.

Oh think not ye shall take the land of my ally for you are about to be relived of all those troop costs.

Now I wonder how that might be?

Look and learn

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Draglo,
You could not do the job yourself you seduced Dunland and get him to do the dirty work You are not big enough to do it yourself you have to play with the mind of their king to tranform him into your puppet . Our people are ready to die for their freedom you once where a proud prince remember those days and set the Dunlandings free

Dunland
I offer you one last chance to turn back, you gave us your word does that mean anything to you? somebody must have
poisoned your mind. :confused:

Please reconsider there is still time. I can feel Sauron grasp on your mind:( . Come to the light there is always time don't turn your people into slave by submitting

Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

But when they heard how you sent the boys around instead of sending me that one gold, well what can I say.

I keep telling you send me that gold or it gets worse each turn

First a character, then another with a big army, now a whole Major Town.

You have one turn to pay up or you know whats coming next

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now my woody chap since you did not leave you know you are dead so pray to whatver god you follow you know the drill so I will leave you alone to contemplate your fate.

Falin you too, say your prayers for you know its death to enter and none may leave, for we guard the pass.

Eo you can see me but do you think you willl be alive when I come for you? how mnay guesses you want?

My pointy eared chaps, just a small one for you this go but then a hidden city means well can you see me?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

But those Duns are like my mindless puppets but hey we will let them go and see if they still dance to ours or your tune.

Perhaps the Rhudaur may be persuaded to aid you for you need it.

Please now no going into retirement as I have work to finIsh and depts to pay before I sleep.

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

Now I have two neutral attacking me they were looking for an excuse to turn Dark and they did found one the legitimate attack on Harad by the Corsairs. What a devious sense of honor

They both came back on their word and were truely DS material
to start with You did maneuver them well and got yourself two puppets Draglo.

But I will not give out without a fight and I will herd the Goats you sent after me

Draglo your lakeys you may conquer my kingdom but you will never break my spirit

Hallas of Cardolan:mad:

[retrorotty]

Hey nothing goes to plan in this game Hallas, just remember you are Super Goat.

Murazor, Not impressed with turn coat neutrals!

[vandal]

Well all gone to plan for me but hey easy for me to say.

So as not get your hopes up 2715 has a nice cute and cuddle big nasty and its coming out to play.

Northmen your toast

Eo your toast

Sindar your toast

Woodmen your next, I let you go so you could see your fate, look and learn.

Dwarves been there and done that time and time again wont you ever learn?

As for all the rest your dead you just have not seen it yet

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

BY the way Vandal is Frank Redmond and he is extremly arrogant

[vandal]

Oh gosh what a secret, like it really was a secret, Bruce old chap.

Still I am not the one out in the cold banished to the outer fringes by his team mates, bitter and twisted as it seems.

Oh I am so scared.

For the record in order that one makes no mistake we have been fighting Bruce even though he is on the same side as us nigh on the whole game.

Future allies make note, nine other team mates found it interesting trying to work with him

If he was not influencing our pop centres running his troops away or retiring his troops, then it was threatening us if we did not give him gold.

Want to deny it?

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

err I chose to leave your group because of your arrogant remarks


FACTS
#1 Somone is stealing 3000+ gold / turn from my backup. If its a DS stealing from my back up I am in my rights to defend myself and will act accordingly.
#2 I influenced ONCE ONLY, so dont make it sound like it was continuous because you would be LIARING VANDAL
#3 Disbanded one army of 1300 troops because of possible bankruptcy or tax rate going up so high that I would lose my camps that I have created. Although a turn previous I did fight a
battle with 3 Gondor armies and a previous battle at osgilath - he fails to mention those two
#4 I have no intention of telling VANDAL my plans because I dont trust him.
#5 He fails to mention that its alot harder to get the FK into action with the bridge down, especially as the Gondor could launch a sneak attack by ships (especially as they have COMPLETE SUPREMACY OF THE OCEANS with the corsairs on their side), while I swan of southwards.
-- BUT HE REFUSES TO ACCEPT THIS.. IF I do swan of south and towards S gondor, and could not trust this vandal or his lackeys to protect the western gate.





FinallyTo any potential allies be cautious of him VANDAL is likely to push you around. Hardly a reason for the neutrals to join you.

[vandal]

1) Well yes as the good guys steal gold from all of us dark guys maybe you should ask them, instead of blaming your team mates.

Defend yourself, pray tell against whom? Again its your own team you blame and not the other side, says it all.

2) Did the BS ask you not to and did you ignore him or not? Simple answer to a simple question.

3) Did you or did you not say you had lots of cash did not need out help and would not share with us. Did you ever work with the IK to plan a defence and did he tell you straight you where a coward who ran away and disbanded troops just when you where needed most.

I might add none of these words being my own but as well you know someone elses.

4) Did you ever tell anyone in our side your plans? This does not include statements as I will be building a camp somewhere around here or there.

5) How many FK you know who just give up the ghost as the bridge is down?

Bruce please return to the group, Ditto is most upset you have left as he has nobody to tease now you are gone.

You left as you whimped out when I told you I would kick your butt if you did not take back the threat to attack your own side.

That threat is still on e mail and why did you do it as the CL send you 900 gold instead of several thousand in error.

Well for a man not going to share himself, hey it was me who begged the other guys to send you some so dont cry to me now.

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

I am not crying and I am happy to continue on my own, I quite like the lonewolf position for myself as this game appears to turn out.

I have no intention of joining your group. By the way incase you cry or complain at where I am in the next turn. When I send my orders I will be justifing them to the GM as to why certain orders are being done.

I know there are 2400 Gondor troops at Osgilath under Tarandor, and will consider my defensive plan.

[WessexSlayer]

I will not be attacking any DS position unless I am attacked, But I have no intention in joing your group

I did one 525 order, you call disband cowardice, but I could not rely on getting gold so I did what needed to be done. I dont like your arrogance or that of the player who plays IK. But as I said I will follow my plan.

In other games, I am co-operating 100% with my team, but u have just got my goat, and if you get in another game, just tell me which one and I will go in the opposition.

I assume I am opposing u in Game 35 and Game 235 so far , a long time ago I played the Northmen in an old game but cant remmber it was some years back and a few others

[vandal]

We gave up on you long ago Bruce, as long as it does not involve attacking your own side do what you want.

Dont worry about the other sides troops, as if you bothered to ask us you would know why its not a problem to us.

Still as you have it covered almost temped to let them through, but as I doubt you have we wont.

Again on the gold front did you ever ask?

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

you keep going on about me 'attacking your own side'. But I have only done one 525 which had minimal effect if any.

So keep going on about me attacking my own side and perphaps the mud will stick.

[vandal]

Let me see!

Give me gold or I will attack you, ring a bell?

Deny it all you like but the e mail bearing your name still exists.

Now may be a bit mad to attack the whole of all of your side, but hey your call

Vandal

[WessexSlayer]

Well but apart from the 525, have you got actual evidence in the game that I have attacked , ie continued with 525 orders ????????????

no u havent, but I dont have to prove myself to you or anyone else for that matter. You do what you want and I will do what I want ok

I have a vandetta with you and that will be settled in every game I play against you. My characters will be in your face, you wont have to time to do anything else.

[vandal]

Simple answer to a simple question did you or did you not threaten to attack your own side.

I need no other proof.

A simple yes or no will do

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

Yes i did, because you just pissed me off. but actions or should I say orders, speak larger than words

Answer YES OR NO, have I actually done any order other than ONE 525 order in 1 turn, which had almost zero impact to the loyalty of said cam,

YES OR NO will suffice.

[vandal]

I can admit you have done nothing at all in this game other than influence one camp on low loyaltly belonging to your fellow team mate.

For the record other than asking the CL to send you gold whats your beef.

Since we had left you alone for several turns its hard to see how asking soemone to send you gold can upset you but if it did I wont do it again ok

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

See once u cant answer Yes or No
You say
'you have done nothing at all in this game other than influence one camp on low loyaltly belonging to your fellow team mate'
inferring I have done nothing

I have actually fought 2 combats against Gondor as you already
know, one of which destroyed my army

You must be like a politician who cant answer Yes or No

here let me easier for did I do only ONE 525 order in the game against this camp

YES OR NO

[vandal]

If you care to specify the camp to which you refer i might be able to answer the question but being able to read your mind its to hard to answer.

Of course not having seen all your turns again I would like to know how I know the answer.

Think about it

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

You say dragonlord by you phrase that I have 525 more than once where is your evidence.

[WessexSlayer]

3531 on turn 7 only with 1 character inorder to do training rather than attack, my emissaries are no where near Mordor now, though I wont say where.

COMBATS against the Free
Captured Minas Ithil ofcourse
one at Osgillath and one 2 roads sw from osgillath when army was destroyed.

[vandal]

Might be in your turns might not but since I no longer care why worry

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

You the one who continued the FK on this forum of being effectively a traitor, so I just though it should be known what I have done.

[vandal]

I will leave it to others to make up their own mind what you are, myself I have made up mine.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now I have done that task which needed doing, you will have my full attention once more and death shall reign in the lands once more.

Death and lots of it

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

ahh so vandal you are going to attack a ds. You choose any game where I can fight you head on, and I am sure I give you a complete mincing. but heh may be you are too much of a coward to fight 'tete a tete'

I have asked ME to arrange, or are you chicken

ie say I have IK/FK and u have both gondors
or vica versa, I am sure you can think of combos

[vandal]

You asked me to play agains you, I did.

Three turns later you say its all over and want to give up.

You have had your butt well spanked, you are not worth me wasting any more time on.

Indeed I can live knowing I spanked you and hard, can you?

Lets see

Oh I for one will not be wasting any more of my money against you, I need a challange worthy of me.

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

I am appologising here and now,

But I am not giving up the struggle in any of my games. If you want my pdf for the DS you are welcome to it, but I have lost your group details

Bruce

[vandal]

Bruce a PDF tells me nothing, what I wanted was active play.

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

ok fine what ever im not grovelling

[vandal]

Hey I am not asking you to grovel, just say I would like to play in the team and get on with it

Nothing more or less


Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

if you think I am going to tell you my plans on this forum I dont think so

[Thelor 66]

Why not? I would be interested:rolleyes:
Hallas of Cardolan

[vandal]

A invite only requires you want to play in the team, not that you publish your plans here.

Its up to you, I do not have endless time to spend on this, you either want back in or you dont.

I will leave it up to you if you do or dont, just let me know.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

By the way being the font of all wisdom, I do suggest you bother to contact me this go as I do have news you may want to know about.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now some of you may get the idea all is fine in the garden and those troubles up north are far away.

Look and learn as naughty things happen this go to lots of those nice chaps around me and thing just how far is it really from there to you?

Be seeing you Gondors real soon its time you felt the pain off loss once more, perhaps your memory has dimmed.

In order that you may understand but a part of your loss let me call your name and leave you to decide your fate.

Avaliz now no that friend wont save you

Bornbeneor did you think I really let you go, no you walked where I thought and YOUR NAMES IS CALLED

Chouxfleur your just dead, so read it and weep for your head is mine.

Asperge just like to say ops see you later.

Thranduil, Ringlin and Lanthir which piggy first?

A few more to follow but do you wnat me to name them to?

Dragon Lord

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Bruce whats the point of us scouting your pop centres for enemy agents if you dont talk to us so we can tell you who the hell they are.

I do suggest if you want to know that you make contact us or I for one am going to wash my hands and let them bankrupt you.

Its up to you, I am not going to kill them for you to.

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Ouch now how many times do I have to pumish you before you learn.

To enter my Captital is to die, and the twins bought it.

Shall I play with one or just kill him?

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now how many heads is that on my walls?

Have you never heard of refusing my challanges it might save you, then again it did not save Elladan so what the hell.

Now this really is pick on the pointy time, oh no what are we going to do to Elronds home this go, nothing nice you can be sure.

And more of you pointy to die as we lay seige to another elven capital.

Let me know when you have had enough and will go give the Gondors a poke with a sharp stick

Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Come now lets have some come back, I know the bell tolls but dont let it get you down.

Dragon Lord

[Thelor 66]

This game is now getting more interesting by the minute.

Yes my dear Draglo we will face you with all our might the Goat
Herder has still to tame you and you pet wyrm. Come Draglo come we will take care of you.

Hallas of Cardolan
Great goat herder
Wyrm tamer
Light of the West
:D

[vandal]

Alas we know out limits and you are to far for me to play with.

Why bother as you have enough problems as it is

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

As the FK I can give what ever info I choose. But then since I have broken contact with yourselves (that was my choice so dont spin it). I dont have information to give accept my own position.

What secrets did I give away?

Going by emails I have received from DS. Dragonlord you are a pain in the backside.

You dont scare me dragonlord, never have, never will. So take your best shot. I am not alone in this.

[vandal]

Well telling the other side our internal strife does smack of a sell out to me.

Buts thats just me, what else you want to tell them?

Bruce I am just a little fed up with your constant insults its a game so I suggest you stop.

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

At least you accept that I am not the only one in the DS that dont like your attitude. I had the guts to get out of that forum.

[vandal]

As I said Bruce you want to arge with the IK and not talk to anyone thats up to you.

You want to be the Butt of the jokes from the DL and IK thats between you and them.

We go back to the same thing time and time again that is until I asked the CL to send you gold, who admits he got the orders wrong, I had no problem with what you did.

I repeat again if you put out an e mail threatening to attack them unless they give you all you want, then i do have a problem with it.

At the time I thught it the worst thing you can do but now I know you can do worse and cost your team a game.

I have tried to be nice and ask you back but you throw it back in my face.

Then go back to the I will attack you mode.

After all the crap you took from the IK it does surprise me that you made so peace so readily, what where you promised as if I did not know.

Attacking your own side is never a good thing is all I can say

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

Dragon lord , I dont care about your oppinions

anyway I am in 2 Gunboat games. and I dont have to listen to anyones crap there or grovel to neutrals. I am going to enjoy that so much.

Well according to me emails I have received there are some who wish u leave.

[vandal]

Oh shall I guess?

or want to tell?

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

not intrested

[vandal]

Thought SO NEED NOT SAY ANY MORE

Dragon Lord

[WessexSlayer]

Oh I dont need to bet. I am happy to prove it without betting. now how long can i drag that game on for hmm let me think

[vandal]

put it in the right game I might asnswer you


Dragon Lord

[vandal]

Now I can see I have been sidetracked and those goody two shoes have got the idea they can do naughty things to me again.

Now you do have my attention my pointy eared chap and you know what happens in such cases.

Lets just say you poor chaps are about to feel the sharp end of my big pointy stick.

Chouxfleur you know your time has come this was just a taste.

Lanthir Ringlin was but a taste so lets see how good you really are.

Taurnil another to lay his head on my walls.

As regards that no good naughty diplomat doing naughty things to me, well I refuse to put his name in print, even I am not that low.

Now shorty if you think you can get away look and learn

Now my woody chap dont think that army you are building near me will get to me.

Go on I dare you, you know what happens when you fall for that old trick

Oh thanks for that elven MT are you mad at me Elrond?

I do so hope so
Dragon Lord

[vandal]

As we enter the endgame all taunts aside its been fun and hope it has for you to

Vandal

[WessexSlayer]

endgame?

[vandal]

Well its the end for me and I leave this game not missing many of those who remain behind.

Still to those who follow in my footsteps make them pay in blood, they have already and how much is left

Vandal

[vandal]

Oh remember my elved chap a dragon often offends you wont be attacking me with that little army.

Now the woodmen I fear may feel a little heat unless I miss my guess but thats for another day and another player to decide.

As we own al we start with plus 3 Eo MT and 2209 and a lot more beside its a empire and a half

Vandal